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Ash (Not Williams)

@nottaenchilada.bsky.social
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It's an impossible life to get over. Dad rocker, but not the cheesy shit. Cubs fan, but also not in the cheesy shit way.

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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The anti-Sherrod Brown ads all over MLB Divisional Series smell like bullshit because... they are. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/06/w...
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Woman accusing Sherrod Brown of forcing trans surgeries not Ohioan, didn’t have procedure as minor • Ohio Capital Journal
In an attack ad against U.S. Senate candidate Sherrod Brown, a woman accuses the Democrat of pushing transgender surgeries on minors "like her." As it turns out, she isn't from Ohio and didn't have su...
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Modern Norman Rockwell right here.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The energy in this White Sox crowd is... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do you have to remind them?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Challenge > Comfort
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Easy with that tag poppin'. He actually had a great early song about the Mariners. He'll always have that place in my heart (because of baseball). Also, for starting a song with these words: "Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe"
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw a gas pump video in Wisconsin after the trade deadline arguing why the Skubal trade was bad for baseball. A gas pump video. .
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's awkward every time I tell somebody "Craig just gets me" and then I have to explain.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
EVERYBODY! I can longer watch NFL games. It has become a droning, commercially interrupted sequence of people standing around doing nothing 2/3rd of a 60 minute game.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite part of Gov Spencer Cox' interview on @thedailyshow.com is when he said "politics has become a religion for a lot of people, and those are very unhealthy tribes". Gooooooooooooooooo Onnnnnnn..........
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Awww. Grape Nuts don't stay mad.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you not even take into account Grape Nuts' feelings when you shitpost like this?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is Sunday night and I am watching the Leagues Cup final featuring Monterrey v Toluca, in Houston, TX. Hugo Cuypers is a beast, and I miss him on the Fire squad. I just watch teams like Real Madrid, with Mbappe, Vini Jr., and Bellingham, and wonder why the Fire couldn't have an elite attack too.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man, how quick I forget about anything Astros related. Good comp
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Goodnight Catt
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Number 2 in NL CY this year? Overall solidifying a HOF career? Who was the last pitcher to have this kind of resurgence late in their career?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh my god. They did it. They blew up the fucking moon.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Keep the champagne by the bed
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is that Christian Bale bottom left?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Of course Hull's lead is the most notable thing this morning, but I can't get past thinking I'm watching 1960s Tony the Tiger cosplay
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No shits for you
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is Jeff Francoeur the new Bill Walton? He seems a little gummy in the booth.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Source: Instagram share.google/GPGvkmby85pt...
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espnW on Instagram: "LA erupts for Ally Sentnor’s first Angel City goal ✨"
393 likes, 2 comments - espnw on August 16, 2026: "LA erupts for Ally Sentnor’s first Angel City goal ✨".
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is Ally Sentnor's goal the NWSL goal of the year so far?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Curt Shilling ain't got nothin' on this badass
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@obviousshirts.bsky.social Can I get a "FUCK YOU(R STUPID RULE)!" shirt in tribute to Craig?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So you're saying they're a year away...
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Someone I know, who "hates to read", has recently formed a conversational depency on AI for research, contradiction, and validation.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I wonder how world football fans feel about "hydration breaks". Personally, I wouldn't mind soccer quarters as opposed to halves.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I only know that year as the one where Jordan retired.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Danny Jackson did it first, and my mind is blown!
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If they'd just chug bovine colostrum like a sane fucking American...
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Right now, we are watching the Death Blossom-esque last resort of an unchecked con man.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
John Benedeck playing "Three Little Birds" while Pagan gets carted off the field makes me love being a Cubs fan.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It is morning in America.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Caught in the act!
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Nice to meet you Giant.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I refuse to add Peacock. Shouldn't have to pay for a broadcast partner in one format, and their baseball broadcasts in a "premium" option.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I know I am going to regret this, but fuck if Apple TV's Friday Night baseball isn't a well done baseball broadcast. It's so clean and tidy.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This looks like Michael Busch is the star of some Wrigley Field set romcom.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe the guy is a pro spit roaster?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For what it's worth, I'm already irked by the ever-incorrect assumption "chicago style" correlates to deep dish. But that is a NY Post problem (a minor one of many more truly larger problems)
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
They are not.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is it unusual in bigger sample sizes to see swing & miss and pitch velocity be exclusive clubs?
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social What be this sorcery? An amazing concept, surely unique to Columbus OH? nypost.com/2026/03/28/l...
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Move over, New York and Chicago — a Midwest pizza style is taking over
Pizza lovers often flock to New York and Chicago — but one Midwest city is carving out its own place on the map as it gains national attention for its unique pizza style.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Inspired by ex-Navy Seal Robert O'neill, Team USA now giving victorious interviews on *Undisclosed TV network.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I bet he would have fist-bumped.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The only thing keeping me sane after a delayed flight to PHX followed by a cancelled flight to ORD is hope for USA baseball and the fact that every 5th song at the bar is CCR.
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Don't worry, traffic in Cockblock is always bad on a Wednesday
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Ash (Not Williams) @nottaenchilada.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Also love the Justin Town Earles cover
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