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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

so embarrassing when you've queued for the ATM only to realise you left the victim's face in your other coat

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

there are third places everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

the council built sooo many lanes. it would almost be rude not to laze across them like a socialite on a chaise longue...

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

if you press play on The Wall exactly when your rocket lifts off, it syncs up so the moon appears just as spotify queues up El Scorcho by Weezer. nobody knows why...

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

and no visit to melbourne's alleyways is complete without sampling our world-famous take on coffee: the "Americano"

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

that's how we became the cultural capital of australia: ten thousand hours of smelling our own farts

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

(sliding the final bead across on my fascism abacus) ok. wow. the world needs to know. call jeffrey, tell him we're ready to break the story

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

i have a few theories... and some of them are pretty irreverent! but for my and my family's safety i'm going to keep them to myself.

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

right now you think the four-in-hand looks bad, but in time you'll come to understand that it looks bad in a good way

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

this is easily avoided by changing the prompt from "wrong answers only" to "right answers only"

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

they clearly put time and effort into the platforming sections, but your guy can just use his Silkwings to fly over it all? feels like the devs weren't communicating enough

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

regular mario: uncut. fire mario: uncut. super mario: very uncut. tanooki mario: not my area of expertise

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

raise the drawbridge, valet, and prepare my anti-Kpop stationery

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

What's Behind This Woman's Enigmatic Smile? Using generative AI to extrapolate beyond the frame, researchers believe they've solved one of art's greatest mysteries

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

there's no excuse for road rage anymore. if someone's blocking the right lane on the m1, just pull out your phone and watch asmr tiktoks until you calm down

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

never figured out why i like him so much. maybe because he's very direct, observant, has a flat affect, and likes rules and public transport? or could be his bigness

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

nah yeah absolutely, we're all just trying to get home to our families :) um this is actually a 70 zone though... i am going to send my vw tiguan through your hippocampus

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

there's a midgame hump, when you run out of easy go-with-the-flow goals but haven't learned to fully manipulate the layout, where bad rng can hit super hard. it's my goty so far, but imo lucky players are having a hard time seeing that an equally smart player could have a very different experience

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

they've recreated Robin Pecknold from first principles

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

adult bluey fan watching chilli pack a suitcase and realising their mum didn't really have to go on an emergency work trip that one christmas

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

i've been following their goings-on with some interest, and uh, let's just say... i have questions!

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

just saw hughesy on tv. says he knows what happened in bali. says i have 24 hours to turn myself in. hands were trembling, wasn't even doing his voice. what a legend, still making us laugh after all these years

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

oh no, truman hasn't had the chance to build up an immunity to improv! the postman's riffs are tearing through him like measles

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

i tried listening to country recently and like the third song on the album was about nerds who go online too much. i got so self-conscious that i logged out of and then uninstalled wow. huge win for country

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

gonna wear my pod tshirt tomorrow to seed the Boonta Vista Lifestyle in the minds of the city's movers and shakers

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

good luck tom, you're gonna need it. i wrote a python script to simulate 100,000 attempts, and it looks like your odds of getting tails is only around 50% per flip

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

i was trained by elite KGB instructors in how to seduce anyone, anywhere, at any time. so no actually. i don't have "zero game"

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

after a thousand hrs you'll be able to swipe your cursor over an item and calculate its exact trade value from the one frame you saw its mods like thufir hawat

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

it's 2045. every hoverbike comes with anti wrap-yourself-around-a tree-fifty-yards-from-the-dealership assist. the sales guy smiles politely as tell him about my old R1 and switch all the rider aids off

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

i would perfect parry the sinister motif by yelling in a major key and reharmonising it

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

taking a "ripper piss" isn't "lowkey goated". its merits are well understood

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

no offense to babies, but a Fisher-Price Planet Friends Roly-Poly Panda Baby Activity Play Mat isn't really my thing. i'll take the New York Times crossword any day, thank you...

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

lycius was caught between the reductive rationalism of apollonius and the bewitching illusoriness of lamia? uhh, sounds like he was trying to pick a bloody movie with his throuple!! i'm glad he died.

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

it takes just one act of generosity to change a life. make a difference this Christmas: fave a lowbie

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

watching Armageddon (1998). what did Michael Bay mean by this ?

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

an Fmin9 chord? here? (chuckling) Donald Fagen, you sly dog...

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

getting mad at the flashbacks in The Americans where they subtly un-recede Matthew Rhys's hairline

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

stochastic? more like fantastic!

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

i've placed my bets! if 'Pathetic "ohh" through bagel' doesn't win, i'll lose everything. i'll lose the apartment.

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

i've never thought about it that way. and i never will

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

big accounts should have to pay for their immense privileges with a totally unusable Following tab

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alex @notsuresorry.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

did you know that Keats thought birds were immortal? i see them pancaked on the M1 every day. you couldn't make this stuff up

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