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NotSoSkinnyPete

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Spurs and stuff.

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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 1h
Yes I am the man who goes into a coffee shop and asks for hot water to make soup with.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 13h
Why is Ian Wright cosplaying as Bennie Hill?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 13h
I will never not love Kane. Privileged to have watched him play for Spurs for so long.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 14h
Eze definitely the weak link in this England attack.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wordle 1,935 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Made a pigs ear of that today.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,934 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not gonna sugar coat it, Spurs have been terrible so far today.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wordle in 1 Bonus September 30, 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5:11
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harry Kane is quite simply Englands greatest ever player. He passes like Hoddle and scores like Greaves.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wordle 1,932 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Always fun when it’s a word I’ve never heard of.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It always astonishes me that people in a multi story car park will struggle to park their car in tight spaces rather than go up a level where there are usually an abundance of spaces.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the hell is Gemma Collins a thing? As far as I can tell she’s a fat idiot. I’m one of them. Why don’t I have my own tv show?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seeing Resident Evil as it should be seen. At 11.15 am on a Sunday morning in an empty cinema.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had no idea who Aerosmith were back in 1986 and I thought Steve Tyler was Mick Jagger #TOTP
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to DJ weddings and got told off for playing Don’t Leave Me This Way once. I suppose it’s a bit inappropriate.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FC 27 is very realistic because I can’t get Spurs to score a goal to save my life.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wordle 1,923 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I watching Iron Man. A, it’s 18 years old ffs and B, if it wasn’t such a good film I don’t think we would have the MCU.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching Pacific Rim. It’s a very silly film.
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's where Dr Strangelove went! #Mastermind
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How many did Arsenal score against Palace last week?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wordle 1,919 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Noice!
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t have TNT so I shan’t be watching the game today sadly.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fallen down a bit of a Take That rabbit hole. Barlow might be a bit of a nob but the man can write a damn good pop song.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In pretty major news I’ve just been prescribed weight loss jabs. Been asking for ages so it’s quite a weight off my shoulders. And hopefully my belly too.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BP take the piss with their petrol prices. 10p a litre dearer than other places. Amazed anyone goes there.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does anyone listen to any other clubs podcasts?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Believe me Man Utd are a much bigger comedy club than Spurs.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not getting angry at that performance. TBH the only one that really annoyed me this season has been Brentford.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yet another stonewall pen not given. Getting beyond a joke now.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching Bugsy Malone for the umpteenth time. Can’t remember how old I was when I first saw it but I know I was desperate to own a splurge gun.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know it’s horrifically dated and not PC but Are You Being Served never fails to make me laugh.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flicking round the channels and Star Trek VI is just starting I have to watch.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Football discourse is so dull these days. Last week it was a four day discussion on whether a clearly handball goal should have stood anyway, this week it’s should City’s goal yesterday should have been disallowed.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hungry is pretty decent if you like that sort of thing.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People say Twitter is a bin fire but it’s got nothing on Threads.
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Adam Powley @adampowley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m sure we can all agree.
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 11/09/2026
[1996] Sooty & Co - "Pain in Spain", Matthew and the puppets go to Spain for a holiday. On the last night they all go to a night club. Sooty and Sweep hit the dance floor but no one wants to dance with Matthew.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wordle 1,909 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck you wordle.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why are they playing tennis at 1.20 am in the US?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t normally watch either Arsenal or Chelsea unless I have to but I quite enjoyed that game. Not much quality but it was played at 100 mph.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How do a team like Chelsea who buy and sell so many players end up with two right backs playing centre midfield?
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spurs have looked very good and West Ham really bad in this game. I don’t know if West Ham are actually trash or Spurs just made them look it.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t understand all the fuss about yesterdays disallowed goal. It clearly goes in off his hand therefore no goal. No clear and obvious mistake by the ref that should be overturned. It’s a black and white decision.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just watched Obsession. I know they don’t give Oscars for horror films but Inde Navarrette gives an astonishingly good performance.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hopefully that’s the core of our team sorted and we don’t need to ever buy 10 first team players in one summer again. 2/3 upgrades should be the norm from now on or else we are just a player trading company like Chelsea.
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NotSoSkinnyPete @notsoskinnypete.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I really hope we pay the £75m for Mudryk next summer because that will mean he has had an outstanding season.
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