iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

About to meet the wedding party at the venue. First wedding since coming out. Wish me luck!

A woman in a blue dress with a red phone takes a selfie in a bathroom

Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’d like to remember the pre 9/11 world where joining the military was for losers and we were closing bases because the Cold War was over. Let’s bring that back.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But what if ‘the change’ it’s bringing about is making people less mentally active, more isolated and drives some to psychosis?

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We went out to celebrate a friends bachelorette/b day and we had happy hour drinks, dinner, karaoke and went to the club after. For five 39 year old women, that’s pretty good. Also my body rewarded me and let me sleep in until 11:30. I feel like I’m 28.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So I played an apocalypse game 2v2 where each player had 3000 points. And I learned there is in fact a thing as too much Warhammer 40K

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The cats and my girlfriend all go to the other side of the condo when I do my voice training exercises and after I finish I go around and apologize to each of them for annoying them

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you’re well dressed on a Paris trip, you’re EnFranceSlaying

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I went to Versailles yesterday. Courtesan Lifestyle.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The key lesson of Dolly Parton’s life for me is that if you keep loving and supporting people and are curious and learn about their lives, and don’t become one of those weird ‘kids these days’ people, many generations will love and support you

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

FYI to all the tall dolls, go to Germany. There are so many 6 foot something women and you can just be one of them. Not that anyone should have to pass, but if you want to, go there.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Seeing Jazz in a Paris club is a fucking wondrous thing to see. If you are ever there go to 38Riv. Artist is Pierre Marcus. Brilliant bass player.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Paris is the greatest place in the world and I never want to leave

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One of the best things about going on estrogen is having my horniness level go from intrusive to medium. I have so much more mental energy for other stuff.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My ass growth is faster than my hair growth.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Went out in a dress in Berlin yesterday. I don’t pass at all and am only 8.5 months in. People were normal about it. Just amazing. Things really could be so different.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m sitting at Heathrow airport and get so many extra stares than compared to the US. I would love to one day be part of a trans army here to conquer this shitty, rainy little island. I can’t wait to fly out of here in 2 hours. Oh, and the food sucks. Fuck the UK.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The problem with calling me Mature in terms of porn category, is that I may be an old bitch, but I’m immature.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Trying this one at Heathrow. It’s not bad. Cheapest on the menu. 7/10.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m going to stop scrolling and read my book, I swear. Just give me 15 more posts…

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

‘I took drugs that weren’t prescribed to me, and guess what, the drugs did things’ is one of the least interesting articles to write.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The centrists can make up whatever headlines they want to, but the left is still growing and their lame, passionless politics are dying.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

She can weaponize cuteness to try and get human food.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

One of the best things about watching Phillies games is John Kruk being a catty Unc

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Was the ‘Hyper’ needed? I think Slippery Wet Lotion works well. Maybe I’m too demure.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My cats miss my partner who has been away for a week or so. They stare sadly when I come in. I try to tell them that I miss her too, and it’s not my fault, but they never understand.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The Odyssey was fantastic. Using more modern English lets the allegory go down easier. Using black and trans actors keeps the fascist boys away so they won’t reinterpret it. Credit to Nolan, he did it right.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina is a scumbag team filled with scumbag players. Fuck Messi, Mbappé is going to pass his record so soon.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

AI put together that halftime show. Corporate incoherence

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

1. Mitch McConnell is dead! 2. Lindsay Graham is dead! (Death comes in 3’s) 3. Patiently staring at Trump….

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Oh my god I slept in until 830. As an old bitch, this feels like an achievement. When I was in my 20s I could sleep in until like 11. I sometimes wish I could still do that

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Modern skepticism is being skeptical of existing normal things like women’s rights, love and relationships, and art as a concept, but accepting of AI.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’m gonna be a good girl and put away laundry I tell myself as I skip around the house singing along to my playlist. Any minute now I’ll get started…

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The overlords are angry that the rabble got wise.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

One of the lowest and most pathetic parts of American culture is the punching down. A liberal cis woman, who would never have gotten her seat without the feminists before her works to shut the door on trans women to save her status.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

So uhhhh, my friend broke the pipe for the sprinkler system in my condo because the tow truck he called was too tall, and he didnt check w front desk before letting them in… these cis boomers are gonna murder me.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Seeing centrist dems cry about their loses in NYC is hitting like a 30 of Adderall

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

In Friends astrology I would have been Monica

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Nice dinner w mom, until my partner leaves the table and she goes ‘have you ever thought about she/they?’ She’s always like this.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

My girlfriend has to be up at 6 this week, and I can’t sleep in, so it looks like I have to be up at 6. Good morning

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The little thrill of watching your girlfriend watch and enjoy the dumb instagram and TikTok’s you sent her is truly one of life’s greatest joys lol

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Trans men aren’t Lesbians. But a man saying he’s a lesbian to get laid is the most man shit of all time. I’ll affirm you for the tactic bro, but just know that you’re no lesbian.

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Alessandra 🏳️‍⚧️ @notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Wemby should have gotten a flagrant foul. Hope the Knicks pull this off tonight and crush the Spurs

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