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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
holy shit is that Biddy Blas
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
feeling normal things about battle droids
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
pit droids should be in charge of the government
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
who up massaing they polis
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
idk what Goli is but I want to fuck *reads the wiki* them
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
I've been playing Galactic Racer and accidentally went as default Shade for the first tour and switched to a fem Shade for my second so she canonically transitioned between tours good for her
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
if sebulba gives you a footjob does it count as a handjob
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 23h
star wars sebulba porn
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dune movie cost so much to make because they had to feed the big worm
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
call switchin polycules changing clothes the way you getting into a new top and bottoms
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Young Doctors are always so apologetic to me when they have to do tiny things like bro I've had 2 major hospital visits this year alone, I had medical students draw me for a textbook, you could wheel in a circular saw and I'd be like "op, guess I'm losing a limb, oh well."
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
transphobes have such funny opinions. just saw one that believed lesbians should be forced to use male bathrooms.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're chopping me up to add to the stir fry now goodbye
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife and I do this bit where I treat her like a mystical little forest creature I found in the woods and took home with me and she seems to really enjoy it.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
adds you to my inventory
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fucked up that only little things have lots of legs they should make something that has lots of legs but is really big
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
femboys airbrushing the veins and wrinkles off their dicks is like airbrushing the wings off an angel
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hope no one actually pays attention to me cause I'm walking through the card game tournament saying "gaming" to myself repeatedly.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going to bed can someone keep an eye on my worm 🪱
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kicked out of poker night because my deck was double sleeved
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Gonna disappear into the shag carpet now goodbye everyone goodbyeee
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
was using my phone on a shelf as a webcam and wanted to eat something so just hit the "switch camera" button so the camera could look at whatever was behind it instead of me for a minute but failed to realise what was behind it was a human sized cat collar complete with a bell
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Okay you don't really know these people too well try not to overshare" me, loudly, exactly 1 shot of rum later "So here's why scissoring is actually shit"
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
sorry bro i cant come out tonight my bottoms are trying to unionise and i need to go pinkerton on their asses
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There's definitely something to be said about artist patreon-only Discords creating an environment that monetarily disincentivises removal of problem users while also requiring a subscription to maintain participation in a social space that someone smarter than me can probably dissect.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i like the part of being ill where you just start coughing up goo
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
crazy that Reddit will just recommend you stuff like r/infuriating, like why would I ever want to look at that it'll just infuriate me
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
gonna use oatmilk in my porridge to increase my oat per oat
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
growing up in the UK means finding out that half the insults you learned when you were a kid are actually derogatory slurs for travellers.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
maturity is starting to type out a response to someone saying their sexuality is strictly platonic but sometimes has sexual or romantic components and just deleting it after the first sentence and posting about it on bsky instead
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i cant jack off to this the characters aren't written accurately at all.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my tcg pack luck has been so insane lately that i actually look forward to being knocked out cause all my promo packs have been fire
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
confirm post
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it was there the whole time, bravo boosework
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
somnophilia but honestly you're lookin pretty cosy what if I were to cuddle in and close my eyes for a bit honkmimimimi
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
really enjoy eating vegan for a day so i can levitate and see the secret colours
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sufficiently sexualised pokemon just start looking like digimon
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tortilla chips i got advertise themselves as "made the traditional aztec way" and im just imagining an ancient aztec guy walking through tenochtitlan, getting to work, hanging up his quauhololli, putting on a hair net, and pouring an industrial sized bag of spices into an enormous steel vat.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I genuinely believe that no one actually likes matcha it tastes like grass flavoured talc everyone just wants to be seen as someone who likes matcha
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They should let me into the cinema overnight to sleep on the floor
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tryin to work out if a girl is trans or just kinda masc so I peep her Discord and her pronouns are She/Him so that doesn't help.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Peeked in someone's window walking home cause a ring light caught my eye. They had a proper streamer setup with lights and multiple monitors etc except the only thing in there was a cat aggressively licking itself.
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
extra vurgin olive oil? miss me with that lame shit i want olive oil that knows it's way around a cock
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah I could spend an hour styling my hair into the perfect choppy mess that I like or I could spend 20 minutes nailing my girlfriend and get the same result
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
owo uwuwu *stroggifies you*
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i love drilling at my GF's most sensitive kink for like 20 minutes then immediately leaving
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You: "Oh hey bro how's it going?" Homie who doesn't use headphones: "-ᵉʸ ᵇʳᵒ ʰᵒʷˢ ⁱᵗ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ going alright how's things with you?"
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
dysphoria from not being a 20's flapper girl who's daily diet was a single unseasoned steak and 7 lines of cocaine
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
gorging myself on tannerite as i succumb to the zombie infection
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Weh @notsafeforweh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
you totally ruined my orgasm when you went to the kitchen I switched to my low poly model and my clit became a texture
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