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Not Ralph Malph

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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 12h
“Mr. President. Do you realize that when you keep repeating nonsense like this, it just supports the narrative that you are mentally unfit to be President, and that is why your poll numbers keep going down?”
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 17h
They also redacted the reason for redacting: “the government’s petition refers to matters subject to secrecy under Criminal Rule 6(e) and ______.”
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every accusation by Trump is a confession.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is really good stuff. “[T]he interlocking power of stupidity below and love of power above paralyzes the efforts of rational men.” Thank you for sharing this.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the many weird things about this lawsuit is that she claims Smith named it Operation Arctic Frost to make fun of Trump’s complexion. But that makes no sense because Arctic Frost is light blue, not orange.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am guessing he claims to be “pro-life.”
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Musk the weirdo or the fatty?
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Arctic frost is light blue. If he was going to mock Trump’s complexion it would have been called Operation Cheeto.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Jack S had been at the Hawks-Warriors game sitting in section 109, row 1, he would have shown up multiple times on the TV broadcast, and it would have been a simple matter to go through the video and find him. The fact that they didn’t try this is further proof of these guys’ incompetence.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought the first rule of fantasy sports is that no one cares about your fantasy team.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good editorial, poorly written headline. I couldn’t tell from the headline if it was pro-vaccine or anti-vaccine.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we’re going to name something for him, it should be the Trump War.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least we know the problem will get fixed now that Susan Collins is expressing her concern about it.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely, but if you expect Medicare for All to pay for itself the premium would have to be a lot higher than current Medicare.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They charge a high enough premium to cover their costs and make a profit.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Congress has passed a variety of laws limiting the ability of courts to set aside wrongful convictions. The courts are sometimes powerless to remedy an injustice.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The courts don’t always have a mechanism to set aside a wrongful conviction. Sometimes a pardon is the only way to remedy an injustice.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
13-15% of the cost of Medicare is covered by premiums. The rest comes out of general government revenue - your income tax. So adding millions more people to Medicare would increase the cost. That doesn’t mean Medicare for All is a bad idea. Just that it would cost money.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All federal prosecutions take forever. That has been the culture at DOJ since long before Trump.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sic semper tyrannis.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How many voters have any idea at all what campaigns are spending their money on? Or who is doing the data or media work for a campaign? I consider myself a relatively well informed person, but I have no idea who any of these campaigns are spending their money on.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At that point I would have called the police.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Borg also found it offensive that some species resisted being assimilated. Don’t they know resistance is futile?
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The House Oversight committee is not part of the judicial system.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m with you on this, but have to point out that Medicare has premiums and copays.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So instead of issuing a strongly worded statement, he calls it out by…making a strongly worded speech. Help me to understand the difference.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shaken? That would suggest a realization that his actions have been wrong. No, he looks arrogantly defiant.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry, further clarification needed: do House Republicans believe the United States is a free society?
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“With all the jobs we’ve opened up as landscapers and senior caregivers, we don’t need to produce jobs.”
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Because he is talking about a Senate primary. I am certain Tom wants to see Democrats take the House as well.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Woody Guthrie would approve.
Woody Guthrie holding a guitar with a sign reading “This machine kills fascists.”
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I wonder how Epstein’s victims feel about this comment.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If he tried to appoint anyone, the Senate wouldn’t seat them and there aren’t enough D votes in the Senate to force the issue.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Josh Hawley is a lawyer, formerly a law clerk for John Roberts, and former Attorney General of Missouri. But I guess you don’t need to know anything about the Constitution in those jobs.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is not new, Giuffra has been representing Trump for a while now.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There’s already been a primary for the November election and the nominees are picked. Massie is not one of them.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There is no process where a replacement gets picked from a list of 3. If a special election isn’t called before August 3, the seat stays vacant until the November election.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Given a choice between a special election that would almost certainly put an R in his seat until December, or leaving the seat vacant, which would you choose?
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you believe the Constitution and the rule of law are nothing then there’s not much to talk about.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What is your policy on corruption? Maybe you’ve always been willing to accept it.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was about 12 when this song came out and my father had died not long before, and the words of this song had a special resonance for me that always made me cry. Even today it’s a bit of a knife to the heart.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Napoleon said “never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” What they’re doing now is causing the R’s to lose a seat until December. Forcing the issue before 8/6 could result in a special election which would give the R’s another vote. The smart move is to let them keep the seat vacant.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Even if he fought it in court and won — which is not a sure thing — it would still take a majority of the Senate to seat the person he appoints, which wouldn’t happen. If he does nothing, the R’s are guaranteed to be down a seat until December.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Bulwark is not a single monolithic hive mind. Their writers have a range of ideologies, and Mona Charen is my least favorite of them.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cry havoc and let slip the gates of war.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Miss South Carolina could have answered this question better.
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Alt: Beauty pageant contestant struggles to answer a question.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I said “attempt.” The judge could impose sanctions anyway.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It is an attempt to avoid sanctions.
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Not Ralph Malph @notralphmalph.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What about grandchildren? Most of them are too old to have a child in the military.
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