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Notpockets

@notpockets.bsky.social
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Poltergeist VTuber and CEO of Goon Gamerz Esports. I make videos that aren't serious www.twitch.tv/notpockets www.youtube.com/@Notpockets

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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
guys im not gonna make rhymes about playing with my boner anymore. i need to be more mindful about my image
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sippin green tea while i play with my weewee
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sippin patron while i play wit my bone
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sippin arizona while i play wit my bona
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sitting with ur legs crossed is elite but I've definitely popped a few balls that way icl
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nothing sucks more shit than a chewy steak
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think fps aimer guys gotta be my least favorite type of person on the internet
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
sippin pinnacle while i play wit my pickle
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
its fuckin beautiful that u can like someone so much that u consistently hang out them for years and years like man there's a bajillion people out there in the world and u go "yea nah that guy over there? thats my guy. nah i dont get bored hangin out with him after 20 years. lets hang out later"
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I went to bed excited to wake up the next morning just looking forward to drink a cup of tea
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
really excited for the Lucas Tabernackle concert this week
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
sometimes I have to take my shirt off from the bottom to the top and it makes me feel like a slut
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i was out of line when i made this post. i have a lot of respect for the rizzler, that kid is cool af
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
unusually motivated to work on videos lately. just genuinely enjoying making things and doing it for my own fulfillment rn
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i dont know what this bit is, but it's what i got
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
stupid ass accounts for a stupid ass game
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
backgammon gotta be bottom 5 games of all time
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
got an interview coming up tomorrow. maybe i will have disposable income again
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the hubris of man..the sushi fucked me up
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm eating sushi in the shower rn #beasted
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hate cuddling, this dog keeps farting on me dude
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
tom morello u gotta get it together man this is unacceptable
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fandom be like: here's a full screen ad. just burn the whole fucking website down dude. it's too far gone
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
smash ultimate is a boring ass game to watch
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
dude fuck yeah my tv supports 480p
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
dream live2d model artist opened up cum missions for live2d but i just cant justify spending 2.5k on art (would also need to spend 1.5k on rig) when i could still be doing so much more to promote my stuff
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i still adore the way she looks after all this time
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
fuck this
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride by the way im still straight and cis but ive thought about it
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I want to say stupid shit but I don't want to have my peers to know that I'm a fucking freak
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i wish my friends liked counter-strike more because i was HOT yesterday
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
id really love a new run the jewels album. can't believe the last one was 6 years ago
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
self portrait
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
its an iceman summer baby🥶 temperatures are getting frigid out there🥶🥶 cool your jets because when hell freezes over, the snowmen will walk the earth 🥶🥶🥶 stay frosty because when that chill runs down your spine, you know its iceman time🥶🥶🥶🥶
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
overwatch is a day ruining game
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i wonder what slowthai is up to
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
now that enough time has passed, im ready to consume the 2 hour long Blue Prince lore explained videos
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Im gonna make an album called lawnmowing music and balancing the audio in a way so that you can still hear it like normal when cutting the grass
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
do not trust how you feel about your life with FL Studio open
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's actually so embarrassing to enjoy playing Apex Legends because everyone who plays the game never has anything good to say about it. The community is so pathetic and they make it sound like the devs murdered their wife when all the devs did was add a new skin that you don't have to buy
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dude Counter-Strike would be so fun if everyone in the game was like a well adjusted, reasonable human being with a reputation they felt that they needed to uphold
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
bought a new one (500 dollars :')) and despite putting gas and oil in it and doing all the shit it told me to do, it doesn't just work upon coming out the box?? make it make sense bro
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
why the fuck did squirrels eat their way into my lawnmower's gas tank. i'm too stupid to fix this and i dont wanna buy a new one
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
just made the wrong story decision and this is how im punished
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
this stupid ass bathroom that i painted
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
as soon as slay the spire 2 came out I said "I don't wanna play with you anymore" to mewgenics
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i used to get drunk as fuck drinking straight vodka while listening to my boy tell me about the Tower of God manga
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the plot of call of the night is basically mpreg but what if he can't conceive
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Notpockets @notpockets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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