allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My roommate wasn’t allowed to watch SpongeBob as a kid and doesn’t get my references so I have to explain them to her :( 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wonder how many times Katelyn and I will text each other “wow” while listening to the new phoebe album 021
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I know you’re not supposed to. but riling up the dogs is sooooooo fun 000
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I didn’t know/realize that I have dimples until about a year ago and it still trips me out 001
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my biggest criticism of my cat is that I wish he would go Ekekekekekek 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I love walking and hearing the fluttering of crow wings as they follow me 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026dog walkers deserve the hokas professional discount ‼️ 000
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I love driving a little car and just zippin around and parallel parking and judging all the drivers in big trucks 000
Reposted by allieBrittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect 1301
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026my tiny act of rebellion is sitting for the anthem but standing for take me out to the ball game 020
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026can’t decide what’s worse: wearing apple watch to the club, or showing off my apple watch tan line at the club 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026sometimes I like to tell the birds “oooh how pretty! Thank you!” After they sing their little song bc I know they practiced for a long time and want them to feel appreciated!! 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026did my civic duty for the day! (cropdusted a cop at the grocery store) 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I can’t believe I’ve become a person who has strong feelings about the wave 020
Reposted by allienoodle goddess @thekatelynd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The Mariners need to bring back their mustaches NOW 021
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026as if losing the game wasn’t enough… Our uber driver is playing teddy swims and jelly roll 😩 030
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026sometimes when I have extra time in the day I’ll come hang out with the seagulls at a specific park and we have a really great time together 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026sitting in the backyard. doing bong rips. watching baseball. listening to birds. literally having the time of my life 020
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026maybe I’m ok with the ozempic era bc I’ve been finding more Torrid stuff, new with tags, at goodwill in the last year. thanks for the cute clothes! 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026looking at my hands makes me so acutely aware of my age 110
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026cursed to hear PHARAOH PHARAOH every time we sing LOUIE LOUIE at the ballpark 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I can’t believe Humpy was literally mauled by a bear on his evening of celebration 020
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 12/04/2026There are Astros fans here who got Humpy and I DIDNT 👹 010
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026going to baseball games two days in a row 🤪 which means booing the Astros two days in a row 😋 000
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026there is a big spider on the wall and I can’t reach it so naturally we just had a discussion about boundaries and I told him to please stay off my body or my bed (unless he buys me dinner first) 000
allie @notnotallie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026been a while since I’ve watched heated rivalry. Need to rectify soon 030
