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NotNite

@notnite.com
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jack of all trades, master of none. she/her. programmer, modder, reverse engineer, dataminer, shitposter. notnite.com

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NotNite @notnite.com · 22h
valve award of excellence for shipping a beta build of cs2
CS2 showing a Launcher Error popup while frozen on the Valve splash:

FATAL ERROR: Failed to initialize the Steamworks SDK.

ConnectToGlobalUser failed.CS2's gameinfo.gi open in a text editor showing an appid of 710appid 710 on SteamDB, named "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta Dev"
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/09/2026
had to switch to distrobox since FEX wouldn't run when built on the host (musl shenanigans?) but it works now. hooray
me playing hldm on the map crossfire. my friend is visible in the screenshot. the server is running on a qualcomm sm8350
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/09/2026
alright I had to flash the board with a different kernel because it was too out of date for FEX so we're back to torturing this chip
btop output showing all eight cores pinned to 100% CPU usage at a temp of 89C
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/09/2026
the real answer is the KDE taskbar because you can set the image to noto sans black cat emoji
my KDE taskbar with the start button replaced with the noto sans black cat emoji
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NotNite @notnite.com · 29/09/2026
friend who has been struggling with this topic dmed me today and I immediately responded with the post thank you for the conversational prefire on my behalf
friend: why the fuck was this written Today
me: lmao
friend: what stupid as hell of a coincidence did this need
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NotNite @notnite.com · 29/09/2026
Claude Fable 5.3 joined
[orange horse] notnite started matchmaking: Competitive - Nuke
[orange horse] notnite: im about to hit the worlds first vibecoded edgebug
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NotNite @notnite.com · 27/09/2026
wrote my own bodged metro patcher into nitesky in an hour, proving that monkeypatching social-app is still the meta. also metro uses single quotes instead of double quotes so I had to fix like every single patch
terminal output of `jj show main --summary`
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NotNite @notnite.com · 26/09/2026
1.133 doesn't actually seem to be deployed in web? I was gonna look at the Metro changes to see if it broke nitesky but I don't have it even after a cache refresh
Build version: 1.132.0; Bundle info: 882741c (prod); Bundle date: 26090920; Platform: web; Platform version: 0.0.0; Device ID: c801ec1a-326f-43c4-8314-634bbf942f4e
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NotNite @notnite.com · 20/09/2026
finally, a train for people on the spectrum just like me
upper text display on the inside of a WMATA 7000 series train showing the word "Special"
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NotNite @notnite.com · 12/09/2026
what the fuck have they done to her she looks like she's a melting candle
black cat emoji on emojipedia comparing the normal noto emoji (my beautiful baby girl) vs noto emoji 3D (impostor hellspawn)
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NotNite @notnite.com · 07/09/2026
excellent reviews from the gang
katie: bro jules you have a mental disease your fucking server uses harmony to patch asp.net
katie: what the fuck
me: I didn't wanna fork it and it was so much effort to copy the classes in since some of them were internal
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NotNite @notnite.com · 07/09/2026
wrote a chomikuj server emulator because I wanted to be able to upload files to my server by drag and dropping on a hamster
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/09/2026
this is a little ragebait because it requires you to still put something in <head> but that's just a standard site limitation. thankfully I am the greatest programmer to exist
function getPostTid(date: Date) {
  const microseconds = date.getTime() * 1000;
  const tid = TID.create(microseconds, 0);
  return tid.slice(0, -4) + "meow";
}
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/09/2026
do I just kill myself
Several emails from Porkbun in Thunderbird:
porkbun.com | Price Change Notice for .photos Domains
porkbun.com | Price Change Notice for .land Domains
porkbun.com | Price Change Notice for .fish Domains
porkbun.com | Price Change Notice for .cafe Domains
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NotNite @notnite.com · 01/09/2026
I am now 20 (and Roblox is too). thank you for your service my teenage years
12 AM on September 1, 2026 next to Roblox's release date on Wikipedia
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NotNite @notnite.com · 24/08/2026
lol fml @gobbo.cam was down for like four months because this API suddenly changed to require an integer and I forgot to Math.floor
  data: {
    error: 'InvalidRequest',
    message: 'Invalid com.atproto.server.getServiceAuth params: Expected integer value type (got "1787535331.646")'
  }
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/08/2026
Signal messages with Winter:

me: (screenshot of jj log output) im never zed live sharing ever again
me: (screenshot in root post) HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DELETE THIS
winter: lmfao
winter: run it through `nix-instantiate --eval --expr "(import <nixpkgs/lib>).escapeShellArg"`
me: god you're autistic
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NotNite @notnite.com · 22/08/2026
LMFAO
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NotNite @notnite.com · 22/08/2026
this fucking idiot made a jj bookmark containing shell control characters in a zed share. how the fuck am I supposed to delete this @katie.cat
`jj log` output showing a change with a bookmark of "\"@\"@\"'2'\"'''\"'\"'\"lIlIILIlIjIjl;$(echo-POWNED)"
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NotNite @notnite.com · 21/08/2026
PRO TIP: want to support 4.0 and 4.1+ GDExtension builds in the same executable? simply check if a function pointer equals four
// Godot 4.0's interface is a direct pointer to GDExtensionInterface,
// but 4.1 and onwards use GDExtensionInterfaceGetProcAddress. Since
// GDExtensionInterface starts with a version number, we can dereference
// this pointer and check if it equals the major version (4) to determine
// what engine version we're running on. Yes, this hack is as stupid as it
// sounds.

let maybe_major_version = unsafe { *(std::mem::transmute::<_, *const u32>(interface)) };
let is_4_0 = maybe_major_version == 4;
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NotNite @notnite.com · 20/08/2026
just demonstrated bypassing Godot's pack encryption in a GitHub issue via LiveSplitting my decompiler usage
LiveSplit One on the left showing a time of 1:23.69, next to Binary Ninja showing a Godot pack encryption key static in hex (top), and my terminal running `cat godot.gdkey` displaying that same key in a custom build I just made (bottom)
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NotNite @notnite.com · 18/08/2026
nice try @wmata.com but I'm not buying more merch until you give me the smartrip 50th anniversary card with the tunnel boring machine
email from WMATA advertising a new Metro U Pop-Up Shop
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NotNite @notnite.com · 16/08/2026
somewhat related: a great time to repost my favorite emma tweet
"Your C isn't portable if you assume NULL is 0!" I'm targeting a modern day laptop not the fucking Altair ZX 8080 from 1954 when the concept of a computer was a few wires and a single button that said "Computer"
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NotNite @notnite.com · 11/08/2026
@katie.cat and I found @sketbordcat.bsky.social's Horse Magnifier called this and exploited it in literally 15 minutes *while playing CS2* (this vuln was fixed in this game and isn't an issue anymore) I cannot believe this doesn't have a warning, Godot devs *really* need to care about security more
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NotNite @notnite.com · 11/08/2026
please play this game
Thank you for playing Big Walk.

Congratulations on finishing the game. You've said goodbye, so now might be a good time to take a break.

There’s still more to see, though — when everyone’s ready, feel free to return and explore some more.

Thanks,
House House
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NotNite @notnite.com · 07/08/2026
stechlab never fails
screenshot of the parent reply's author's profile with like 6 separate labels from @stechlab-labels.bsky.social
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/08/2026
image from quoted post but with duct tape over the "supported right-wingers" text with comic sans "doxxed me" overlayed
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/08/2026
"I just need to" meme but with "write a blogpost"
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/08/2026
played the first hour of big walk with @hl2.sh. absolute goty @househouse.com
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NotNite @notnite.com · 06/08/2026
fucking around with create with @katie.cat today
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NotNite @notnite.com · 03/08/2026
deadass I actually did this once, I wrote a crack for the new york times app because I was in a crossword mood and it turns out they don't actually check auth serverside
Discord message from me:

wanted to play crosswords but I refuse to give the new york times money so I just fuckin cracked it
(attachment of The Crossword for May 27, 2025)
(screenshot of the settings menu showing I am not subscribed)
(screenshot of some terminal output on my laptop patching the NYT Games APK)
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/07/2026
goddamn that's one fruity weapon
my FFXIV character holding the completed RDM phantom weapon
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NotNite @notnite.com · 30/07/2026
thank fucking god
MARTIAL MEMORIES OBTAINED
PHANTOM WEAPONS
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/07/2026
holy fuck this spam email I got is incredible
email in thunderbird mobile with the subject "Absolutely free domain registration!". the body of the email contains a bold hyperlink "GET A FREE DOMAIN NAME", along with an insane clipart-esque image. the image has the word "FREE" in big bold red font, followed by shiny reflective 3D text of the word "DOMAIN" also in big red font, and various TLDs in the back in smaller 3D grey font. the company's name and logo is censored
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/07/2026
took a day trip to Philly on Amtrak because I was bored. I still don't understand how the SEPTA map works that shit is incomprehensible. pretty good experience 7/10 I'd go back
the exterior of the William H. Gray III 30th Street Station building in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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NotNite @notnite.com · 20/07/2026
calmest emotional response possible when working with Godot internals
merged GitHub PR named "IT FUCKING WORKSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOO IT WORKS GANG IT WORKS IT DOESNT EXPLODE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" with a diff of +5,737 -467
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NotNite @notnite.com · 17/07/2026
thank you Google Gemini I really appreciate the kind words
Google search for "creator of playerscope ffxiv" with the following AI Overview:

The creator of the controversial Final Fantasy XIV "stalking" plugin PlayerScope operated under the alias notnite.

The developer officially shut down the project, deleted all associated databases, and removed the plugin files from GitHub and GitFlic following a formal cease-and-desist notice issued by Square Enix.
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NotNite @notnite.com · 16/07/2026
holding a hoagie on public transit makes me feel like it's my equipped melee weapon for this section of the game
me holding a wawa hoagie (wrapped in a hoagiefest advertisement) on a train. I am holding it sorta like a melee weapon in an fps kinda like the hl2 crowbar. there's a coca cola in between my thighs and also @winter.bsky.social is sitting off screen to my left
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NotNite @notnite.com · 10/07/2026
continuing the goal of bringing my partner to every cool zoo/aquarium/museum in the area before she leaves by bringing her to the smithsonian zoo
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NotNite @notnite.com · 04/07/2026
went to the national aquarium with @hl2.sh today, first time in a while I have been in baltimore. they weren't lying in the new jet lag episode it is pretty good
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NotNite @notnite.com · 04/07/2026
boy oh boy I can't wait to go outside tomorrow
Washington, United States, District of Columbia
Severity: UNKNOWN
Headline: Air Quality Alert
Effective: 7/3/26 4:40 PM - 7/5/26 12:00 AM
Provider: NWS Baltimore MD/Washington DC
Dismiss Postpone

Washington, United States - Tomorrow
Tomorrow will be afternoon rain with a low of 82° and a high of 105°.
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NotNite @notnite.com · 29/06/2026
anyone remember when this cat tried to steal @hl2.sh's red bull
cat from the quoted post looking very interested in a red bull being guarded by my partner
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NotNite @notnite.com · 27/06/2026
shedding a single tear from my eye muttering to myself "mullvad is... lost media..."
split pane terminal with `sudo dnf remove mullvad-vpn` on the top and `sudo dnf install ivpn ivpn-ui` on the bottom
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NotNite @notnite.com · 26/06/2026
favorite part of the steam controller puck is that I can leave it in my steam deck dock and hotswap steam decks on the TV between my partner and I
valve fangirl equipment next to my TV. a steam deck 1TB OLED special edition is plugged into a steam deck dock, which is connected to a steam controller puck. my partner's 512GB LCD deck is laying flat below the TV. a steam controller is sitting next to the steam controller puck. the items in this image are worth approximately 147,382 steam points which I could have spent at literally any other company but I chose to act like a redditor and give it all to valve
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NotNite @notnite.com · 26/06/2026
playing through silent hill 3 for the first time and I'm continuing my tradition of writing code to brute force survival horror puzzles
my laptop terminal, split into two panes, bruteforcing the solution to the hospital door keypad puzzle in silent hill 3. the top pane is a javascript file open in helix that loops through all combinations and checks the logic of the hint poem line by line. the bottom pane contains some terminal output with the correct code. there's also a hx --tutor in another tab because I forgot a keybind that I hadn't used in a while

in the background, out of focus, silent hill 3 is playing on my TV. there is a photo of a keypad with the caption "It's unlocked."
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/06/2026
why won't it pay
Nokia 710 held up to the WMATA Metrorail fare gate
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/06/2026
Pickpocketed some random idiot in the mall food court #WindowsPhone @wamwoowam.co.uk
shitty Nokia 710 with Wam ominously looming in the background out of focus
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NotNite @notnite.com · 23/06/2026
another patch day another dalamud issue
Disabling itself should be an option

Why is it that every single time there’s the slightest change of code to the game this disables itself? It’s grating and mind blowing that this still happens. I don’t care if it’s not “safe”, what’s it gonna do? Explode my computer? Or just at best make the game crash? Oh yeah that’s very serious you’re right. Make this an option it’s infuriating I can’t play with QoL every time the smallest of updates happen (literally they only touched UMAD today, which I DONT EVEN PLAY)
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NotNite @notnite.com · 22/06/2026
motherfucker
Severe Thunderstorm Watch for Alexandria, Virginia
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NotNite @notnite.com · 22/06/2026
me after my parents first took me to the old town waterfront:
FFXIV promotional email with the subject "NEW IN: Your Alexandrian Era Starts Now!"
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