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@notnarrow.bsky.social
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Minds are like parachutes, they work better if they're open. Six score man in the Cascades. I appreciate courtesy and wit. I mean no offense, and sometimes I stand corrected.

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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Aver tu sinti simuli nux Aver tu non. (Mine is the green tent)
A red squirrel rampant on a golden field. Heraldry for House of Rampant Squirrels A photo of an encampment with 8 or 10 tents, and a large shade canopy in the center. The photo was taken at An Tir / West war.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🙏
Top post says "let's have a moment of silence for all the guys who lost their girlfriends in the russian data center attacks"

Bottom post says "an error occurred while loading the video. Please try again" 
It shows a "retry" button.

Haku has posted his "goodbye girlfriend" video several times.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Every time you give a witch an orgasm, the curse lifts a little." At least that's what she told me...
A woman in a saucy with outfit is walking on a path towards deep woods. She has long black gloves,  long black stalking, a tall black hat, and a short black dress.
The only parts that are not black are her chestnut red hair, and her pink butt cheeks.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good question.
Screenshot of Bluesky timeline.
Nes Lessman says "The post below this is about me."
Eleanor Thorn says "Does meat get to have an opinion?" and other rhetorical questions evil ladies pose over dinner.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Starting to look more like this...
A sticker on the back of a stop sign.
It has a white field, with a blue logo of a spread eagle with arrows in both claws, and some kind of shield on its chest.
Someone put a sticker above it thay says "Racist? Inbred? Stupid? Join Us!"
Someone else covered the word Patriot, so now it says "Reclaim America, Dipshit Front dot us."
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎵 ... Grab the reef when all duck diving fails... 🎶
A photograph taken underwater of a young woman passing under a wave with a maneuver surfers call a Duck Dive. 
The water is various shades of bright blue, whereas the sea floor is none a greenish brown.
She has pushed herself under the wave, letting it pass o er her, and she is now floating upward towards the surface, her back arched, and the surfboard pulling her upwards.
The water looks to be 10 or 12 feet deep, and the wave looks head high.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The ducks are your subjects, and as such are required to follow your orders. They seem to need training in close order drill, marching, and parade formations. Perhaps you need a duck drill sargent.
A yellow rubber duck with an orange bear, wearing an army helmet and carrying a weapon.
I dont feel threatened.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the fuck? Nazi bastards think they can just come tag my stop sign? Fuck those guys!! Counter Graffiti!
A white sticker on the black back of a stop sign has an eagle emblem and the words "Reclaim America" and a web address of patriot front dot us. 

That is a white supremacy group.

Someone added a sticker above it that says "Racist? Inbred? Stupid? Join us!"
Someone else added a sticker to cover the patriot part, so now it says DipshitFront dot us.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have always liked your energy! Here are some corvids!
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GingerHotDish says:
"Never ask your teenager how you look today unless you're prepared for them to say shit like "You look amish." or "You look like you sell essential oils and don't vaccinate your kids."

Wow, thanks!"
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me too.
A Chinese (?) Cookie fortune that says "ai is everywhere. Yes, even inside your fortune cookie."
It has a qr code that is partially blocked by a fork handle.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#AltText : A stream of corvid birds fly out over the Willamette river, on their way to roosting trees. Their already black feathers make even better silhouettes against the orange glow of the sunset. This went on for 30 minutes or more. Definitely many hundreds of birds, maybe thousands.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At loose ends in Portland. I only really know 1 person here, and they are at work. Any suggestions?
A photo in the late afternoon of the buildings of downtown Portland rising n g above the trees along the Willamette River.
They are in shadow, and there is not enough orange to make a striking picture, but it is here now.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello!
Pale grey twilight holds a moon just shy of half, bright silver against the dark silhouette of a tall cedar tree.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Time is a Construct." She replied, "All that's important is that you are in The Year of the Cat.
A photograph of a clock moments after all the hands were together, pointing to the same mark.
The clock has bright red hands, shows a clockwork design in the center, a W by the 5, Ecuador on the opposite side, and is numbered 0 through 24, though the actual clockwork does not run on a 24 period, or a 12 hour period, and i haven't bothered to figure out its rhythm when I have a hard enough time tracking my own.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My respects to the people killed and injured by that event, and the cascade of hurt that followed. I was alive. I remember. 🕯
A screenshot of my phone's open screen. I looked at the clock and it was 4⁰4"4'W, so I decided to take a photo. This screen came up in my phone, and it shows 11:11 on September 11.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That follower count, tho... You're ready to start a cult now?
A screenshot of the home page for Mud Scamp showing that they now have 666 followers, and apparently are ready to start a cult of their own.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#BlueSkySynchronicity
A skeet by Vivienne M:
"I'm just an owo baby who did nothing wrong" says the worst person you will ever meet. Lol. Every time.
The skeet below, by GONZO the Ca'at, showing a white and orange cat  laying on its side snoozing. Caption is "Behaviores report:100% goode!"
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes, blood flow. Yhere is a lot of erectile tissue in that area, and even more nerve sensors. Also, consider an inflatable. I have played with a woman who had one, and she told me of interesting sensations. Hers was round, not plug shaped. She used it in her pussy. Colt brand from Eva's.
A screenshot of the page on Eva's Boutique showing the Colt inflatable weighted plug with detachable hose.
The plug is black, with a rounded tip and a t handle to keep it where it belongs.
Below are small pictures of the plug, a hand holding the plug, and the plug with hose and inflation bulb attached
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A Christmas ornament hanging from a porch rafter. It is a bright green toad, with a silver rocket sporting a red warhead lashed to its back.

Missle Toad
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A Segway vehicle made to look like a chariot, bright red with gold scrollwork decoration, being rode by a man wearing the golden armor & helm of a roman centurion. His red cape matches the chariot beautifully
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*trunk pops open*
A red steam whistle with a cartoon face blows steam in a voice bubble shape.
What is it saying?
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I could talk about my feelings, and get no response, slipped beneath the surface without a ripple. I could try to explain how I see things, and get no response, completely unrelatable. So, often I use the button.
A screenshot of the Discard Draft panel, with a red Discard Button and a grey Cancel button.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You can try....
A classic Bugs Bunny cartoon cell in which he is carefully annuciating the word Butthole.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Party in Aisle 15!
A sign in Home Depot. Aisle 15 has Lubricants,  Rope & Chain, Screws, and Tie Downs.

I have used all of these to good effect.

... Turns out she can pick locks.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This phone gives me caniptions, but the camera is outstanding. I was again enjoying the beauty of the world today.
A pale blue sky holds some tattered clouds, turned pink in the setting sun.
The bold white of the waxing crescent moon stands in bright contrast, with just the hint of earthlight beyond the terminator line.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's the replacement for your tired old Live Laugh Love wall hanging.
A meme made by me in the style of Live Laugh Love, but this one says Minn Maxx Mogg
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was driving past my friend's peach orchard recently when the smart voice in my head said "Hey, aren't you supposed to enjoy the good things in life?" So I stopped and got some peaches. My friends were happy to see me. Now to see if i can be patient enough to catch the earthlight... See the bat?
The light grey of the darkening sky holds a smudge of dark cloud just below a sliver of moon. A cloud on the top left shows a small black spot, which upon closer examination reveals to be a bat, out for its evening flutter
The photo is taken in western Oregon.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Useful items!
A meme by Wittyidiot which says "the person who sees your vibrator as a thret and not their collaborator is probably not your soulmate."
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
👅
A meme with the caption "when she asks where I learned to do that thing she likes, I'm like..."
The photo on the left shows an electric mixer blade covered in chocolate batter, the photo on the right shows the blade linked clean.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh. My mistake, please forgive me.
John Belushi as Joliet Jake Blues begs for his life when the woman he left at the altar catches him at machine gun point.
He is looking very scruffy, dirt smudged on his pale face and white shirt. He starts with "It wasn't my fault!" and goes on to list of a truly impressive series of excuses.

Blues Brothers is a movie worth watching.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I were president and I got reports like those coming from the Lincoln, I would fly out there for a surprise inspection. It wojld bd my responsibility. That would be leadership. Since he is not a leader, he needs no inspection to know the problems are his fault. It is still his responsibility.
A two panel meme.
Top panel shows 3 figures pulling a block with a desk on it, a fourth figure sitting at a desk on top of the block, pointing forward. This panel has the word "Boss" with an arrow pointed at him.
The second panel has the word "Leader", and it is pointed at the fourth figure who is at the front of the line of people, he is also pulling.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The blank mode of the Anakin / Amadala "...right?" meme.

A 4 panel meme
First panel: Young adult Anikin says something.
Second panel: Amadala asks that it is a positive, ending her question with "..
 Right?"
Third panel: Anakin is noncomittaly silent.
Fourth panel: Amadala, looking crestfallen, repeats "... right?"
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This fine fellow?
A photo of a man seated in front of the official White House seal and several American flags.
He has pale skin, and long grey hair and beard. He is wearing a spiffy golden blazer, a gaudy tie, and a rubber boot on his head for a hat.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favorite disney princess. Wrong answers only. If you don't want that princess, don't take over that kingdom
A color photo of actor Jamie Farr in his role as Corporal Klinger in the TV series M.A.S.H.
The dull tans and drabs of the hospital camp make him really stand out in his knee length pink dress with ruffles along the bottom and around the neck. His white leather handbag has a pink taffeta scarf to tie in his white lo-heel shoes and his white and pink flowered hat.
He has his M-1 Garand rifle slung over his right shoulder and looks like he has had it with the catcalling.
Corporal Klinger wore women's clothes hoping to get a Section 8 which is an exclusion for insanity. 

Not sure if he was aware of Catch 22.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some things never change.
A black and white ad for x-Ray Spex, from the back of a comic book in the late 60s or early 70s.
Text reads:
 "X-Ray Spex. 
See bones thru skin, 
see thru clothing. 
Blushingly funny illusion. 
A scientific wonder that actually works. 
Only $1.98"

The illustration has a woman on the right side with a see thru dress, and the silhouette of her shapely body underneath. The dark haired man on the left has the glasses on and is gawking at the woman, his tongue hanging out and drool dripping off his lower lip.

There is little doubt as to the expected use of those glasses.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That is a beautiful piece of poetry! Please use actual photographs of actual people please? Rell Sunn, Rest in Mahalo.
A loma rides a bright red surfboard, her hands stretched upward in exileration the smooth dark blue of the wave contrataron against the white of the foaming lip.
This is Rell Sunn, a legendary waterwoman and Queen of Makaha.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think she had the Colt brand weighted inflatable. It served well and was fun.
Some detail photos for a Colt brand inflatable sex toy.
It is black, with a good base, and is about the size of a golf ball when uninflated. Maximum size is about like a grapefruit or softball. It has a detachable inflation hose.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Its dangerous out there, take these."
A person with ornate rings stands at the entry to a wooded path, holding up both hands. In one hand is a Magic Wand vibrator, one of the best sex toys made. In the other hand is a big shiny broadsword.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just "Loki"
BukkitBrown on Instagram absolutely nailing the cosplay of Loki
Her rich green dress and dark brown bodice are capped by silver fox fur on her shoulders and gold chains hanging across her cleavage.
Her long black hair hangs down on each side, framing her beautiful pale face along with the ornate golden horns crowning her as queen of mischief
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Question. Do I leave the fan off and hope the inside temperature comes down from 81? Or do I turn the fan on and pump cool, but smoke laden air in to lower the inside temperature? Or do I put a filter onto the fan and get cleaned cool air in, but possibly crap up a filter I may need later?
The setting sun throws bright orange light against a scattering of high clouds, with a patch of young trees and a pair of monarch trees in dark contrast in the near distance.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I like cloudscapes.
Light grey skies provide sharp contrast to the huge cúmulonimbus clouds, glowing orange from the suns setting rays. The trees in silhoette in the foreground are scarcely darker than the ominous grey clouds in the near distance
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sorry, no Dolphin shorts for me. I had a great pair of Birdwell Beach Britches.
A red pair of swim trunks, size 30, bears the patch showing the mascot, Birdie, a character with bandy legs, red and black shorts, and a skeg in the middle of its forehead. Birdie is part surfboard.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I grew up on a nice beach in SoCal, and I still long for it, but I make do with what I have...
The morning sun illuminates the layer of smog produced by Interstate 5, yet casts the nearby butte in silhouette while a range of trees in the foreground show different tones of green.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The statue in the center is a favorite for 50 years or more. I have 2 shelves of trinkets, some of which are well loved, but I boxed them to child-proof my home for a recent visit if grand nephew.
Several statues sit on a shelf. On the right is a wine carafe shaped like a nude woman in a cloak, she has a cluster of grapes covering her mons.
On the left is a white ceramic statue of Quan Yin, in memorium of my maternal grandmother. In the center is a carved wood statue of Mary and Child (both of whom are missing hands) that I inherited from my paternal grandmother which was probably hand-carved in Germany over a hundred years ago.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Original Bugs Bunny succinctly says "butthole"
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Surfer Women are so graceful!
A lightly tanned woman in a red bikini is caught in the middle of a wipeout, her hands out in front of her, hair flying, legs up over her head from behind, as she face-plants into the wave, her surfboard flying up into the air, possibly to bonk her in the head.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It screams Powerful Woman. Are you sure you are not related to Diana Prince?
A color illustration of Wonder Woman, holding her Golden Lasso and looking quite badass.
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notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You remind me if this character. (Badass complimentary.)
A chapter cover page for the comic "10 Earth Shattering Blows
" all done in shades of brown and russet. The protagonist is swinging a double bit battleax down from overhead her head with men and monsters falling to her rage. She has bare legs, a tattered skirt, and a one.piece sleeveless bodysuit, in tones of dark brown. Her skin is white, but well tanned, and her short cropped hair is chestnut red.
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