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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No! Really?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“What do you mean I can’t treat a government like one of my businesses?”https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/13/politics/judge-opm-probationary-employees-fired-hearing/index.html
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Judge orders Trump administration to reinstate thousands of fired employees at VA, Defense Department and other agencies | CNN Politics
A federal judge has ordered half a dozen federal agencies to “immediately” reinstate probationary employees fired last month as part of the Trump administration’s effort to rapidly shrink the federal ...
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Keep up! Food prices wasn’t part of his mandate. Gaza beachfront resorts is what everybody voted for!
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Mark my words: trump will backtrack on the tariffs and claim it was a huge victory and he saved the day and earned so much out of the deal
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It’s a VCR
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Outstanding opportunity for dems to speak DIRECTLY to the red voting base. These opportunities are few and far between. I hope they get all over it.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
www.cnn.com/2025/03/03/e... Russia can GTFO of Ukraine. There’s your peace plan.
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Trump insists Putin wants peace. But the war is raging - and Ukrainian civilians are dying | CNN
When emergency workers arrived at the home of Tetyana Kulyk and her husband Pavlo Ivanchov shortly after it was hit by a Russian drone on Wednesday, all they could do was recover their charred bodies.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Hey @cnn.com I fixed your headline for you.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Ce sera 100 fois plus facile lorsqu’une alternative tout aussi pratique et compétitive apparaîtra. D’ici là, les non-votants et les mal informés continueront d’utiliser Amazon sans y réfléchir à deux fois. Tenez bon, M. Angus !
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Reality: Trump is in a bad mood because had a bad game of golf.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Still plenty of time for him to change his mind 5 times. This is killing the US’ credibility as a reliable trading partner.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can you also do this on Reddit?
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Funny thing is, the CPC would probably have better luck if they didn’t have PP representing them.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
There might be an opportunity here to slowly transform gov directed health programs to a more open-source approach. Like a Real Doctors United set of standards. Decentralize standards.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Go after, protect from… it’s all the same right?
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Nailed it
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I’d love to see a “who said it?” type of series.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We need to borrow more money so we can save you money.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In fairness, it does warn that alcohol consumption should be reduced while taking it, due to potential for negative side-effects.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yes, BUT, those farmers and industry workers can rest easy knowing that the Gulf of Mexico has now been renamed to the Gulf of America. #Priorities
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It only took 56 years for him to do make the right vote (no doubt, already knowing his wouldn’t tip the scales anyway)
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The approach: Let’s just destroy everything and see what happens. Also, let’s get rid of those pesky guardrails. Nobody really wants seatbelts or investigations into major crimes do they?
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I’m sure he has concepts of a plan. Now just go to the grocery store and try paying with those concepts of a plan.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This is such a wasted opportunity for even a small handful of republican congressmen to grow a backbone and just do the right thing.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
j/k Luck has nothing to do with it.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
“I’m gonna save you so much money, but I need to borrow more first”
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
To everyone who voted for a mandate to bring prices back down, you’re out of luck.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
THIS is where we should be focusing our efforts. Trump DGAF about the future (Thank you SCOTUS), but his supporters in Congress do need to worry and think ahead about their own careers.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Sadly, even if Tesla and SpaceX were to lose 90% of their value, he’d still be rich and influential enough to continue damaging western society.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yes, BUT, they did rename the Gulf of Mexico so totally worth it.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Bitchin Post💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦⚧️📎Never Trumper @bitchinpost.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is exactly right!! “Look at the birdie!” And then, with the sleight of hand, they rob the treasury.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
He has no clue how it ends, nor does he care.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The Trump fascist plan: Change the Constitution by executive fiat Have Elon pillage the treasury Fire anyone who might investigate you Take over all media Create an “enemy” like DEI to unify MAGA And attack your opponents to quell dissent “Now I realize he’s a total fascist” General Milley
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
As a bonus, this also removes the media filter that is between the general public and politicians.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
All of them on Reddit and have scheduled IAMAs where they can answer users’ most pressing (upvoted) questions. IAMAs are generally a sensible low-partisan approach to communication and it’ll become glaring if the right completely avoids when their counterparts do one on a regular basis.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You’ll have to ask 🍑 for his concept of a plan to package them.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You’re forgetting every single GOP member who props him up and turns a blind eye to his lunacy. All of them, not just the MAGA GOP, every single one of them.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Total joke. Can they just vote now and move on to a serious candidate? I’m amazed that anyone is treating this like a regular hearing.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The strategy: Flood everything with nonsense to keep people occupied and not notice the outright theft of government funds.
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🍄 RFK’s Heroin Dealer @notmw2.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Done! He called in the military and it’s now turned on. You’re welcome USA!
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