Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Landlords: we know that tenants in DC still have too many rights. my team is ON IT 001
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last year I was proud to work with the Council to gut tenant protections and speed up evictions. But I’m sorry to say that landlords are still hurting. Let’s finish the job and make sure every landlord has a #fairshot (to screw tenants even harder) 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Our North Star is protecting Home Rule and DC's autonomy. But our GPS is looking out for our corporate partners, which is why we’re not gonna talk about Doordash’s support for a GOP bill that would utterly kneecap the District’s ability to fund local priorities. 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026With enemies like @chmnmendelson.bsky.social who needs friends lol 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Election results notwithstanding, we are still Running Through The Tape (nursing drinks at the Economic Club) 010
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I tried calling NPS but cell service on the Vineyard is spotty today. Happy Juneteenth! 0103
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I never endorsed Kenyan because I knew he was going to lose 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Are you idiots really going to replace me with a goddamn SOCIALIST??? 071
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I voted ✅ (absentee, from the Vineyard) 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I have said repeatedly that DC autonomy and home rule are our north star, so I see no need to say anything about this 041
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Look, I’ve spent the past 10 months posting on here about what a great mayor I’ve been, and if you losers are too braindead to pick up on all the good I’ve done for you all, that’s a you problem. 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Look, if I didn’t let MPD illegally cooperate with ICE and the National Guard to terrorize my constituents, Trump would, uh, do the same thing but worse somehow 040
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The incarceration of children will continue until morale improves 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Ward by ward, I’ve made sure that every Washingtonian has a fair shot at being victimized by MPD/ICE collaboration #promiseskept 031
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026To: Social media coordinator From: Mayor Bowser Re: Alt text Priority: High If the alt text in my next skeet doesn’t include “Muriel Bowser, Mayor,” you’re fired. 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Mr. President, you are not hurting the people I expected you to hurt, and that troubles me. 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Important message regarding my commencement speech at Howard this weekend 030
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If these kids knew the first thing about the role of tax abatements in spurring economic development, they would’ve cheered loud enough to be heard at the Wharf. 071
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 07/05/2026To maintain consistent and accurate messaging across my administration, I have instructed my staff to use the following device going forward 040
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Washington, DC will *never* have a pied-à-terre tax. We love our billionaires (and centi-millionaires!), whether you’re here for a quick visit or the long haul! 010
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Please remember to tip your bartenders and waitstaff handsomely! Their wages were reduced thanks to legislation I championed :) 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026*watches secret service taking suspect from the scene* and people say I am opposed to rapid rehousing 012
Reposted by Fake Muriel Bowser21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026"Mayor Bowser is on her way to the scene" What's she gonna do, defund childcare? 2616
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Lot of backseat mayors out here think this job is an easy one, but I dare you to try telling absolutely risible lies while keeping a straight face like me. 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I have made Locking Kids Up my #1 priority for the rest of my term and I’ll be damned if the council is going to stop me 054
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It’s Budget Day! Tune in to see how I plan to make life more difficult for average Washingtonians while absolutely crushing the most vulnerable among us so that public funds can continue to flow to big landlordswjla.com 030
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 10/04/2026An incomplete list of my priorities, ranked: 1. Landlords/landowners 2. Drivers 3. Restaurant owners 120
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026The Council may have overridden my veto of a police accountability bill, but they can’t override that thing I do where I just ignore the laws I don’t feel like obeying 060
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Live look at @chmnmendelson.bsky.social 090
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Data centers as economic development engine, yay or nay? 010
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I blew a legal deadline to release the congestion pricing study by FIVE YEARS, so if you think I give a fuck about Glen Lee & the Council tut-tutting me for being a few days late with the budget, I have a brand new streetcar to sell you 030
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Councilmember Bonds deserves credit for her vigorous oversight of DCHA, as DCHA employees no longer refer to the smell in agency headquarters as that of a “hog slaughterhouse.” This is how executive-legislative cooperation should work. 031
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Did you notice in my letter to the Council that the last group of people I said needed to be consulted—after “Downtown businesses” and “small business owners”—was residents? 151
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The Freedom 250 Grand Prix sits at the center of my two main interests: making money for businesses and rewarding unsafe driving. So you can imagine I’m pretty excited about it. 044
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Today the D.C. Council passed two bills to strengthen police accountability that I strongly oppose. However, the Council has spoken, so it is incumbent upon me to ignore them. 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I await your sternly worded letter with bated breath lololol 000
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026It’s easy to violate the law and basic human decency when the people who theoretically could stop me are all chumps 011
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Mayor Muriel Bowser Presents Whoops, the Guy I Appointed to Enforce Key Statutory Protections for Tenants Also Has a Side Gig Offering Legal Services to Landlords 121
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 25/02/2026ngl i am gonna miss these #RunThroughTheTape 010
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026People say my capitulation to Trump didn’t get me anything, but if that’s true, how come ICE waited until *after* Restaurant Week before trying to deport all the restaurant workers, huh? 001
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I know what you’re thinking, and yes: we’re cutting the bejeezus out of medicaid to do this. 010
Reposted by Fake Muriel BowserFake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026To the majority of Washingtonians who are renters, my commitment to making life more miserable for you will never falter. You could say it’s my North Star. Happy anniversary! 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026To the majority of Washingtonians who are renters, my commitment to making life more miserable for you will never falter. You could say it’s my North Star. Happy anniversary! 021
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 11/02/2026From paving over Black Lives Matter Plaza to making sure MPD cooperates with ICE, I’ve given the President and Republicans everything they’ve asked for, so I’m truly baffled that they would screw DC over like this. 034
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 11/02/2026wake up babe, new reason to slash emergency rental assistance even further just dropped 010
Fake Muriel Bowser @notmurielbowser.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Using government resources to promote your personal brand? That’s my move! 130