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Flesh Banana

@notimeforpoopin.bsky.social
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Photographer, disc golfer, horror movie lover, collector of VHS tapes, and retro game nerd.

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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The difference between shitty router WiFi and LAN is insane. I get 125Mbps on WiFi using my Xbox vs lanned in at around 500Mbps. My PC is even a shorter route at 900Mbps.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Watching the Canadians accepting their silver medal with such defeat in their face cracks me up. Any other sport a silver is great, but in Hockey it’s such a spit in the face. Anyways, go USA!!! 46 years!
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I went in skeptical to watching The ‘Burbs but I’m already 4 episodes in and it has a certain charm to it. It definitely borrows from the movie but it has its own identity. Mark Proksch, once again, is the icing on the cake.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
All-American “half-time” claims 320m views. Funny, cause it was at 4.1m when I put it on. Facebook propaganda always keeps me entertained.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The half time show just makes me want to play Tropico now instead of finishing up the game lol
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I have audibly laughed once during these Super Bowl commercials. Thanks Ben Stiller, you separated yourself from these mundane boring generic ads.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Turning Point USA's "All American Half-time show" has been pre-recorded, which means the audience will 100% be AI.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
How to force yourself to take a shit. Step 1: Put on all your winter gear That is all.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
One of the tallest bridges in North America, West Virginia. It wasn't my first time exploring Appalachia, but it was my best.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I think I finally muted enough keywords on Bluesky to keep my feed free from gooners. It's nice not seeing forced gross stuff I'd never want to look at. Bluesky really needs to ban people that don't mark stuff for adult content. I'm here to talk horror movies and share landscape photos. That's it.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I saw a cop open carrying a gun at the gas station. I didn’t execute him for having a gun.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The fact that the 2nd amendment is now jeopardized, on top of the 1st amendment, we need to possibly start to reevaluate how we can protest without being executed as civil human beings. As a photographer, I just want to document the atrocities the current world is serving us on a platter.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fuck all the reviews of Send Help, Sam is a masterclass in horror comedy and I'm super stoked to watch this movie. Unfortunately my theatres are closed due to weather, so I may have to wait till streaming, but I'm all for a Raimi movie.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I miss .edu Facebook
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Svengoolie and DVR is the best pair. I have 36 episodes recorded and only 8% of my dvr filled up just from his programming.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Fuck cats.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I hate seeing players get hurt. Aaron Rogers on the other hand was nice to see.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I was a dog father. I had a Puggle for 17 years. He passed away. Now I have adopted 3 street cats from my back yard. All they do is love me, want attention, and annoy me when I want to sleep. I miss my boy, but these 3 girls keep me comfortable.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I wish I could post all my photos here from the #Louisville #Kentucky #pumpkincarving "festival"? We drove from Evansville, IN to see it again, and it's just amazing!!! A short drive to enjoy such sights. I love it. Thank you Louisville, KY for putting this on again!
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Shane Steichen better start more 2ndaries against the Steelers next week cause the Steelers are going to come in pissed off. As a Colts man through-and-through, let's let our first stringers take a break and then come back and take the Steelers in the 2nd half. -Armchair coach in his 40's.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My kitties on how it started vs how it’s going for Halloween Horror movie night. I wish animals cared about horror movies as much as I do.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Buccaneers are legit, but are the Lions lacking this much to warrant that much of a difference? Honestly, betting on the winning team is tough and I’ll stick to yardage.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A #mirror and a #fog machine and a #projector A fun little project I did with my girlfriend.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
#milkyway photo taken in SE Illinois just near Garden of the Gods
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The 2024 #eclipse taken in Indiana
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I waited hours for this cloud to come near the lake #lightning strike reflection.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Macro shot of a bumblebee
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Used some good 'ol blood and innards to make a tribute to #metallica Kill 'em All album for my friend's EP coming out. I think my version is a little more brutal.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Yackity tack! Some movies just exist better on VHS. #johncandy
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
#photography the difference between 1/8000ths of a second makes. #shotgun
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The harsh backlight made my friend look like he was glowing. I used a reflector on his front side. From a ren fair we went to.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I was a dog dad for 17 years with my amazing Puggle, Jake. After he passed away, I became a cat dad for these two sisters I rescued. I miss Jake every day but these cats keep me entertained.
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some BTS shots I did from the movie "Compression" I recently worked on as a gaffer. It was a fun run in select theatres. Jakob Bilinski wrote and directed this great flick, I can't wait till the next one! #horror
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Another apartment complex shoot. Hire my ass if you’re in Southern Indiana!
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I just want that cherry red wagon from The Great Outdoors more than any other ride. #vhs #johncandy #retro
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I decided to not play but rather photograph the Pumpkin Shootout and got Paul Oman acing Hole 3 at Mesker OG here in Evansville, IN. #discgolf #ace
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Green Jello (Green Jelly) Live! Of course I used Three Little Pigs as my clip, but the whole show was insane! #GreenJelly #punkrock
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If anyone is on the fence about getting the Samyang 135mm over the Gmaster, I just say get it. This thing is sharp yet creamy. This photo was taken at f/4 ISO400 #portrait #sony #samyang
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Where are my #vhs #horror movie nerds at? I need to follow ya!
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Short eared owls are so fun to photograph
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You know, if you bring a fog machine with you in to the woods you actually get some pretty neat pictures :)
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I always love shooting the moonrise #sonyalpha #Tamron100-400 #moon
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Flesh Banana @notimeforpoopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm missing those fall leaves already! #SonyAlpha #Samyang135
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