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Rex A. Paar

@nothingmanguy.bsky.social
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Writer and reader of weird and funny things. Curious, not judgmental.

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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 5h
It seems inevitable that we would reach the Eldritch Horror stage of the Trump presidency.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 6h
She did everything she could for her.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 7h
I remember the 90s. The 90s were a friend of mine. Those are no 90s.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 10h
It sounds like a middle school girls sleepover.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 17h
Disclosed? Does the WH just not do background checked?
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 18h
They made a deal with the devil and the devil always gets his due.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Colom is clever too. Smart politician.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s running.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don’t you just love this for Scott Jennings?
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How long in moochspans?
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We don’t even know for sure that he was Italian (Genoese).
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Gimli Says 'And My Axe!' - Lord of the Rings
ALT: Gimli Says 'And My Axe!' - Lord of the Rings
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t condone bullying by any stretch, but you know he got it bad in school.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he’s a ventriloquist operating a dummy he thinks is really alive.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s nitpicking, but accountants typically don’t do anything more complex than 5th or 6th grade math. It’s more about organizing and interpreting than calculating.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But CNN says serious Democrats think he will win!
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing Rubio should say here is that the Parthenon marbles belong in Athens.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re in hell.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evil.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Panthers are fun to watch play football.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A machine could never field the exploits of training camp David Gettis with a wit as sharp as yours, DG.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How I found out I wasn’t getting a second date.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever a democratic talks about working across the aisle, this is who they’re talking about working with.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tough talk for 0-1.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks as if he’s been hit by, perhaps even struck by, a smooth criminal.
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Michael Jackson's Iconic Anti-Gravity Lean
ALT: Michael Jackson's Iconic Anti-Gravity Lean
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is going to be my Christmas card this year.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Note that Kennedy, whom some in the media like to generously portray as one of the “smart” Republicans, was helping hold up the poster of the text messages.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s nice to see our little ducks having learned to fly.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Karl Rove desperately firing Hail Mary passes in a last ditch effort to get into heaven…
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goodfellas reference…
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It will eventually come out in some journalist’s book, after it’s too late to matter, that Trump’s illness was an open secret in DC.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#vibeshift
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m happy to trade a democratic POTUS for a republican senator.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s running.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jurassic Park Hold On
ALT: Jurassic Park Hold On
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venezuela has an extradition treaty with the United States. Just saying…
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI detection software is spotty at best.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He's going to lose by 10-15 points.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's past time for a Tales From the Crypt reboot.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Todd Achilles is the fakest real name I’ve ever heard.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Black Hand wannabe…
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like the head coach of the Rhodesian national hockey team.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Washing your ass is gay.”
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if this will affect their hiring bonuses. Will they still get the bonuses? If so, how much will that cost us?
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can’t risk analyze unknown unknowns.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Less than a third the audience of Lanterns on HBO.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mike Gundy: I'm A Man! I'm 40!!
ALT: Mike Gundy: I'm A Man! I'm 40!!
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You must deposit two tears in a bucket.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At least he’s consistent with the laziness.
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Rex A. Paar @nothingmanguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Dear Diary, I’ve finally settled on the wording I want for my first tattoo.”
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