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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's like if someone took this emoji🍕and upscaled it to 8K.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at this fucking shit. It looks so much like "pizza" it's almost demonic.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I must be the last person in America to find out that Little Caesars makes an entire pizza out of pretzel dough. unbelievable news.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he hears people are unhappy. and rather than giving an even subatomic particle of a shit about it or wondering why, he just thinks he's gotta put his hands in his pockets and spill some cash out for us, so we can all scurry for it as he walks up the steps to his building. it's fucking crazy, man.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's honestly amazing how transactional he is.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wolverine (2026) dir. insomniac Games
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
never needed a download link so badly in my life
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
maybe we'll get lucky and the Yankees won't get renewed for a 2nd season on Netflix
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Time for your nap, Wolf
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
this is crazy funny, im in awe
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sam Fisher never been more dead
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford With Big Naturals
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the tragedies continue to pile up as high as our discarded plastic and will take even longer to degrade. forever blame and shame the hatred in this world, kindness is in short supply.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Many people are saying this
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
the Fallow boys are always on point
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Fantastic
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
A double play
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Resign
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
These fucking losers i swear to god
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Jesus this is bleak (but accurate)
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Digested
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
lol fuck
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Five Nights at Federal Penitentiary
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yes. May Bauer endure a thousand more of these. Amen.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@chefreactions.bsky.social
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
fantastic, ty
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Haliburton also....... in the playoffs
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This is my desert, My Arrakis, MyPillow™
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Intruder (1989)
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ugh
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of people are raising their hands in the air with bet on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people are raising their hands in the air with bet on the bottom right
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This is extremely good
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We'll be there
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Giant Bomb forever
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey @nba.com you fucking suck for pushing the Cavs/Heat game 2 to NBA.TV and Fan Duel. Thanks
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T @fathermudgeon.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am officially without a party now. I am the resistance. Against ALL parties. I only back the fighters fighting the fight. Everyone else can fuck off. There is no party anymore that can convince me they aren't in on the grift.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This you
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
We'll be lucky if it's just 4
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Rest in peace to the dream catcher
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fx-TP5KBZE
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Lmao
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
PLEASE
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I think a lot of ppl are so exhausted and tired of not being listened to, that they're following suit.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
That pan was so hot, what a miracle.
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Go fuck yourselves, wapo
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
dear god please tell me you have build plans
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Jacob @notgreatcob.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Like, holy shit this is so good
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