Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 23hSuch beauties, the two of them! Please apologize to Pipirro for me. I didn't mean to misgender him! 220
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Don't let the door hit you on the way out, overpaid puppet 010
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Waving to your momb from the I25 corridor! The sky here is crazy blue in the autumn 110
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Denver is just a super dog-loving place. It borders on the pathological! Signed, Front Range Cat Person 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The building itself may have a higher IQ 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ooh, Lucrecia looks a little mad. Did you forget to feed her? 130
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pigeons worldwide thank you for this! 010
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I would not bet against this fierce girl!! 120
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, first literal penis in the Congressional Record (lots of figurative ones before that) 000
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If he thinks throwing "nearly" $100 at people is gonna work, he's got another think coming 050
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hmm, I don't know--it's a bit late to get the starved and slow bureaucracy in "check"-writing mode 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My fave is still MTG's gazpacho police 120
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And consistently throughout the post, which is something for him and Natalie 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/202650 bucks is nearly $100 if you think about it 150
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026These "checks" sound totally not gonna happen, too 65478
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He did say "checks," so I wouldn't tell your grandma just yet 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh my goodness! You were the tiniest!! 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A cat I know, also born under a porch, gets retaliatory if the litter box isn't cleaned to her satisfaction. "You used to poop in PINE NEEDLES!" I tell her as I clean up her mess. 130
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tails must be protected at all costs!!! 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, no! You must be careful, friend. A bunt is a terrible think to lose 2150
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, dear. Momb has a good point because saving your bunt from owles is a really reason! 1150
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026THIS is what happens when a good cat is not allowed outside for reasons that make no sense 😾 1140
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A tortoise shell bunny? So cute!! 070
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The old "they've got what I should have" logic--never mind these idiots haven't put in the time or effort to become educated or wealthy. More mediocre white crybabies 070
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Green shirt guy made my week back then! Awesome reaction to the stupidity 020
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank you for the serving suggestion! 😸😸😸 010
Not Evil Just Awkward @noteviljustawkward.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right?? Wtf have Indians ever done to these chodes? 280
