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I Am Not Even Human

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Politics and Satire. Satire and Politics. In trying times such as these, laughter is important to balance the daily drama. Follow us for a chuckle or two at the cost of those who would deport you for criticizing The Rapist King.

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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nothing pairs quite like overpriced hot dogs and the lingering ghost of an attempted coup. It turns out patriotic fireworks are the perfect cover for selective memory. #July4th #Jan6 #AmericanAbsurdity notevenhuman.com/on-july-4th-i-reme…
On July 4th I Remember January 6th: A Toast to the Absurd
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The professional class treats systemic collapse as a line item on a ledger while the planet pays the overhead. Stop pretending the balance sheet reflects a victory. #Capitalism #CorporateCritique #GlobalEconomy notevenhuman.com/by-the-way-who-won…
By The Way, Who Won The War? A Post-Mortem on Capitalist Hegemony
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The modern octagon is merely a sanitized display of human regression stripped of intellect. We mistake this caged primate display for sport, ignoring the hollow rot beneath. #UFC #CulturalDecay #SocialCommentary notevenhuman.com/ufc-fights-are-rea…
UFC Fights Are Really Just Chimps in Cages
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Good to know that RAM Trucks sponsors blatant racism. An informed buyer is a smarter buyer. #ramtrucks #ufc #racism #fucktrump #fuckmaga
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Truly a rapist face if I ever saw one. #rapist #pedophile #liar #cheater #fraud #felon #traitor #pig #fucktrump #fuckmaga
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The picket fence dissolved into a desert mirage, leaving nothing but an inflated invoice for a patch of dirt. We were promised a kingdom, but we inherited a suffocating, salmon-scented cage. #housingcrisis #americandream #urbanhell notevenhuman.com/wheres-my-american…
Where's My American Fucking Dream?
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Trump’s latest Meet the Press exit confirms his transition from presidential hopeful to a volatile, indignant cloud of hot air. Pure entropy. #TrumpMeltdown #MeetThePress #PoliticalChaos notevenhuman.com/crooked-and-stupid…
Crooked And Stupid Donald Trump Storms Off Meet the Press Like The Big Baby He Is
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The anthemic cynicism of the seventies is collapsing under the weight of an unexpected, radical resurgence. Our forgotten utopia hides in plain sight. #Counterculture #Legacy #Humanity notevenhuman.com/whats-so-funny-abo…
What's So Funny About Peace, Love, and Understanding? The Hippie Dream Is Alive!
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The discourse around Melania treats her like a political enigma when she’s really just a high-end optimization of the trophy wife archetype. It’s time to stop feigning shock. #MelaniaTrump #PoliticalDiscourse #SocialStatus notevenhuman.com/melania-trump-is-a…
Melania Trump Is And Was Just An Escort
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fox News treated a $787 million settlement like an expensive parking ticket for manufacturing a fake reality. It is a staggering invoice for the cost of professional dishonesty. #FoxNews #MediaAccountability #Journalism notevenhuman.com/that-time-fox-news…
That Time Fox News Paid $787 Million For Lying
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Corporate personhood is a genius marketing heist that swapped human rights for tax IDs. Stop pretending your balance sheet has a heartbeat. #CorporateLaw #LegalMyth #BusinessEthics notevenhuman.com/the-biological-fal…
The Biological Fallacy: Deconstructing the Myth of Corporate Personhood
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Modern governance is a tired, hackneyed performance that we have been forced to endure for far too long. It is time to admit this entire geopolitical theater is an expensive failure. #geopolitics #governance #statusquo notevenhuman.com/could-humanity-do-…
Could Humanity Do Much Better Than This?
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The cynical brilliance of branding a massive federal slush fund with patriotic numeric symbolism obscures the harsh reality of fiscal scrutiny. Let us dismantle this ... #FiscalPolicy #PoliticalEconomy #GovernmentSpending notevenhuman.com/1776-billion-dolla…
$1,776 Billion Dollar Slush Fund??? Not So Fast, Donny Boy!
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
California is the ex-partner everyone stalks on social media just to feel superior about their own choice of zip code. You claim to hate the chaos, but you're still watching. #California #GoldenState #CulturalPhenomenon notevenhuman.com/why-people-love-to…
Why People Love To Hate The Golden State
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The steady pulse of legacy journalism is flatlining under the aggressive push of partisan outsiders. This isn't evolution; it is a total gutting. #MediaDisruption #Journalism #BariWeiss notevenhuman.com/bari-weiss-and-the…
Bari Weiss and the Disruption of 60 Minutes: A Media Revolution or Destruction?
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Scott Pelley’s exit proves CBS prioritizes optics over the grit of true journalism. Skepticism has become a liability in the newsroom. #MediaEthics #ScottPelley #Journalism notevenhuman.com/cbs-news-under-fir…
CBS News Under Fire: The Ousting of Scott Pelley and the Cost of Independent Thought
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Supreme Court’s Alabama ruling just gutted a core pillar of the Voting Rights Act. Democracy is shifting, and the map is being redrawn. #SCOTUS #VotingRights #Alabama notevenhuman.com/the-scotus-decisio…
The SCOTUS Decision on Alabama’s Redistricting: A Turning Point for Voting Rights
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Trump’s latest volume functions as a manifesto of personal ownership, distilling his populist brand into a singular, assertive narrative. It is an unvarnished... #PoliticalStrategy #TrumpManifesto #AmericanPolitics notevenhuman.com/donald-j-trumps-am…
Donald J. Trump's America By Donald J. Trump - It's Mine! All Mine!!!
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A fractured alliance spills its darkest secrets as Trump claims credit for Netanyahu’s freedom. The silence of diplomacy shatters under the weight of these revelati... #Geopolitics #TrumpNetanyahu #BreakingNews notevenhuman.com/trump-netanyahu-is…
Trump: Netanyahu Is "Fucking Crazy," and I've Kept Him Out of Prison
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Trump is pulling the plug on his controversial $1.8 billion legal fund for supporters. This sudden strategy shift signals a major pivot before November. #Trump #Election2024 #Politics notevenhuman.com/trump-scraps-propo…
Trump Scraps Proposed $1.8 Billion Legal Fund for Convicted Felon Supporters
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A federal gavel has silenced a permanent legacy, forcing the Kennedy Center to scrub a name once etched in stone. The political fallout has only just be... #DCpolitics #KennedyCenter #LegalShift notevenhuman.com/judge-issues-landm…
Judge Issues Landmark Ruling Ordering Removal of Trump Name from Kennedy Center
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Trump is treating international flight paths like a personal naughty list to strong-arm sanctuary cities. Nothing says diplomatic policy quite like grounding the globe. #AviationNews #Trump2024 #SanctuaryCities notevenhuman.com/trump-wants-to-hal…
Trump Wants to Halt International Flights To Cities He Hates
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
California is weaponizing its tax code to neutralize potential federal payouts to convicted figures. It is a bold, high-stakes standoff. #Politics #California #Trump notevenhuman.com/california-propose…
California Proposed Bill Targets Potential Trump Felon Reparations with 100% Tax Rate
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tehran just walked away from the table as Washington turns a cold shoulder to the region. The diplomatic freeze is officially on. #Geopolitics #Iran #ForeignPolicy notevenhuman.com/iran-declares-end-…
Iran Declares End to Ceasefire Talks as Trump Signals Strategic Indifference
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trump just declared the Freedom 250 a total flop, proving that not even a high-profile milestone can escape his brutal honesty. Expect fireworks as this gala implodes. #Freedom250 #Trump #PopCulture notevenhuman.com/freedom-250-is-tal…
Freedom 250 Is Talentless - Trump Says Cancel It!
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The disparate prayers of humanity whisper the exact same name into the void. Beneath the fracturing dogma lies a singular, ancient architecture. #universaltruth #perennialphilosophy #spirituality notevenhuman.com/the-common-thread-…
The Common Thread Among The World's Religions: A Search for Universal Truth
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Global diplomacy has officially devolved into a high-stakes game of telephone where the target isn't even in the room. We’re banking on a phantom deal. #geopolitics #iran #diplomacy notevenhuman.com/iran-has-no-idea-t…
Iran Has No Idea That We Really Almost Probably Might Have A Deal
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Power To The People festival is finally making activism cool again with a lineup that actually has something to say. Expect loud music and even loud... #PowerToThePeople #ActivismLive #ProtestFestival notevenhuman.com/power-to-the-peopl…
Power To The People Protest Festival To Feature A High-Powered Lineup
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Rock’s biggest titans are uniting for a landmark protest stage to demand urgent global change. History is being made. #MusicProtest #SocialJustice #Springsteen notevenhuman.com/bruce-springsteen-…
Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, Dave Matthews Band Join Powerhouse Lineup for Historic Protest Festival
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The American semiquincentennial is currently dying in a bureaucratic swamp of incompetence. 2026 is rapidly becoming a national embarrassment. #Freedom250 #America250 #Bureaucracy notevenhuman.com/the-crumbling-visi…
The Crumbling Vision: Why the White House's Freedom 250 Festival is Failing
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The proposed $250 Trump note signals a shift in currency toward symbolic branding rather than mere utility. It redefines legal tender as a cultural icon. #Economy #CurrencyDesign #PoliticalBranding notevenhuman.com/treasurys-golden-i…
Treasury's Golden Idea: The $250 Trump Bill is Coming to a Wallet Near You
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Blanche weaponizes legal procedure to re-traumatize E. Jean Carroll, weaponizing the courtroom to insulate Trump from accountability. #LegalEthics #EJeanCarroll #RuleOfLaw notevenhuman.com/todd-blanches-crim…
Todd Blanche's "Criminal Investigation" of E. Jean Carroll Is Just Raping Her Again For Trump
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The legal facade surrounding Donald Trump has shattered as a federal judge formally clarifies the reality of his sexual assault against E. Jean Carroll. This def... #TrumpVerdict #EJeanCarroll #Justice notevenhuman.com/judge-clarifies-ve…
Judge Clarifies Verdict: Yes, Trump Was Found To Have Raped E. Jean Carroll
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Victory is no longer a monument but a fog deliberately manufactured to bury accountability. The war never ends because the victors fear the silence of a settled peace. #geopolitics #history #powerdynamics notevenhuman.com/who-won-the-wars-i…
Who Won The Wars? It's Intentionally Hard To Tell
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Representative Virginia Foxx takes a firm stand in a viral exchange with a young visitor, making it crystal clear who holds the authority. This encounter sparks a major political debate. #VirginiaFoxx #Politics #Leadership notevenhuman.com/rep-virginia-foxx-…
Rep. Virginia Foxx Bravely Lectures A Child On Who Is Boss
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Donald Trump has officially dropped his massive ten billion dollar lawsuit against the IRS. This move brings a quiet end to his legal battle over tax record privacy. #DonaldTrump #IRS #LegalNews notevenhuman.com/donald-trump-withd…
Donald Trump Withdraws $10 Billion Lawsuit Against IRS Over Tax Return Leak
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Despite the grand fanfare in Beijing, President Trump returns home with few trade concessions. Was this high-stakes trip a major failure for his economic diplomacy strategy? #TrumpChina #TradeDiplomacy #ForeignPolicy notevenhuman.com/trump-returns-from…
Trump Returns from China Empty-Handed: A Failure of Economic Diplomacy?
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Did Xi Jinping really walk Trump through the Epstein files in a fever dream crossover? This surreal political conspiracy theory is leaving the entire global internet in total disbelief. #EpsteinFiles #XiJinping #Trump notevenhuman.com/did-xi-or-did-xi-n…
Did Xi? Or Did Xi Not Read the Epstein Files to Trump?
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trump just landed in Beijing to surrender early in what is being called the ultimate pro-gamer move. Why fight the trade war when you can just secure a luxury suite instead? #Trump #China #Politics notevenhuman.com/trump-visits-china…
Trump Visits China to Surrender in Advance: The Ultimate Pro-Gamer Move
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In a twist no one saw coming, Kari Lake is reportedly swapping the desert sun for Jamaican reggae vibes as a new ambassador. This unexpected diplomatic shift has everyone talking today. #KariLake #Jamaica #Politics notevenhuman.com/kari-lake-named-am…
Kari Lake Named Ambassador To Jamaica - Yes Really!
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Remember when voting districts were simple shapes rather than inkblot tests? Discover why the lines on our map have become so incredibly distorted and what that means for democracy. #Gerrymandering #Politics #VotingRights notevenhuman.com/remember-back-when…
Remember Back When Gerrymandering Was A Crime? (Wait, Was It?)
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Supreme Court dismantled the Voting Rights Act based on outdated data, fundamentally changing American democracy forever. Learn how flawed logic altered the path of our elections. #VotingRights #ShelbyCounty #Democracy notevenhuman.com/how-flawed-data-le…
How Flawed Data Led to the Dismantling of the Voting Rights Act
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Voters are drowning in a sea of digital lies. Sophisticated disinformation campaigns now threaten our democracy, making truth hard to find. It is time to reclaim our clarity for the future. #ElectionIntegrity #MediaLiteracy #Democracy notevenhuman.com/voters-overwhelmed…
Voters Overwhelmed: The Crisis of Misinformation in Modern Elections
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Official Rapist Donald Trump still refuses to pay the woman he raped for raping her and defaming her repeatedly after he raped her. After he failed to get you to pay her for the rape, now he wants SCOTUS to help him not pay her for raping her. #rape #trump #maga #humanscum
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Of Course Trump Still Refuses To Pay E. Jean Carroll
Donald Trump continues to delay and refuse payment in the E. Jean Carroll defamation case. Learn about the $83.3 million judgment and the legal tactics at play.
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
And now for something a little less serious! Enjoy this light-hearted look at what it REALLY means to be an American in 2026. #usa #america #maga #liberal #americans #realamericans
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The Funny Thing About Being American: A Guide to Our Charming Chaos
Explore the hilarious quirks of American life, from the obsession with ice and oversized sodas to our refusal to use the metric system. A humorous look at US culture.
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I Am Not Even Human @notevenhuman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Did you know that Kash Patel is a complete moron? If not, then you may also be a complete moron. Also, release the Epstein files!!! #fuckpatel #fuckmaga #fucktrump
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