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Neurodivergent and unpleasant cat owner She/her #bantersky enthusiast Terfs fuck off 🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦈🦭🐡🍹🐈‍⬛🇵🇸🖤

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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice that's there's a whole day for your boyfriend!!
A poster for world toilet day on the 19th of November
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been saying this
A gret beautiful cat with text reading beauty feels meaningless to politicians
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Took Percy to the vets today - he is currently a healthy weight after being a bit too massive last time
The nice congrats happy for you meme with bulbasaur
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was panic googling Welsh idioms in class yesterday and got these suggestions
People also ask

What are some good Welsh idioms?

What are the 10 most common idioms?

What is the Welsh word for fanny?

Do the Welsh say boyo?
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am too childish to own this many hammers
Wikipedia page for ball peen hammers
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inside of you are two wolves (British edition)
Reddit home screenshot:

R/AskBrits 

Was Micheal Barrymore guilty?

Gotta ask people because I recently went to my aunties house and she was watching him on YouTube going about he's day,so I went down a barrymore rabbit hole...




r/LegalAdviceUK


Neighbour is physically letting their cat in to my garden. England.

I know cats have a right to roam and I don't really have an issue with cats in the garden. However my neighbour has started physically putting their cat in o...
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clearing out the understairs cupboard and I've found 4 Stanley knives, ADHD is a curse
4 Stanley knives, varying sizes and brands,
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never forget (when a paneer curry I'd over microwaved exploded upwards)
A ceiling covered in paneer with some spooky shadows from Big Light
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me attempting to flounce 💅🐟
An ancient book called Enjoy Your Goldfish
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's read your posts
A black and white cat looking back and snarling
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice 😏🤓📚
Screenshot from the kindle app saying I've read 69 books 😏
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bring back kitchen galleons to make us a country again 🫡⛵
A dilapidated mid century kitchen with a wooden galleon above the cooker
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tiktok needs to calm the fuck down
Screenshot of Tiktok urging me to discover Auschwitz priced and plan an unforgettable trip.
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Potanus
A potato with a weird hole in it that looks like a bum hole
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're all on the beige food because of the lurgy and Emma the cat just went absolutely wild for them
A bag of chicken bhaji strips from Tesco
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Great News: we're a country again
A fancy scotch egg
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's genuinely hard to imagine a more British headline (extremely derogatory)
GB News headline: Hated Piddington migrant camp could be scrapped... because of NEWTS


There's a picture of a British reptile and some fashy piddington people
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Being stabbed in the buttocks always sets my sciatica off 😒
A clickbait link reading sciatica pain has been linked to a common habit do you do it and 2 drawings of blood pouting out if someone's buttock
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine him (steaming) attempting to hoof it into you
In the song, Sheeran sings over a marimba-fueled percussive sway about a budding romance: "The club isn't the best place to find a lover, so the bar is where I go/ Me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast and then we talk slow", he sings. "Come over and start up a conversation with just me/ And trust me I'll give it a chance."[29][30] According to NT News, the song "tells the story of loved (or lusted) up Sheeran meeting a girl in a bar where he and his mates are doing shots."[31]
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of perverts (extremely derogatory) out there
On 10 December 2018, the song became the first song to hit 2 billion streams on Spotify. On July 13, 2026, “Shape of You” became the second song to reach 5 billion streams on the platform and is currently the 2nd most streamed song overall, behind "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd.[6] It was also the most-streamed song of the decade on Spotify with 2.4 billion streams by December 2019, and the most streamed song on Apple Music with 930 million streams, as of May 2023. It was the best-selling song of 2017 and the decade in the UK. "Shape of You" was the best-selling song of 2017 and the second best-selling digital song worldwide, with combined sales and track-equivalent streams of 26.6 million units according to IFPI.[7]
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The black hear emoji but fuming
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pains me to say it but this man was a pioneer in making cringe names for stuff
David Cameron: why not drop in for a ‘chaterama’ while you 'chillax'?
This article is more than 11 years old
From the prime minister who likes to take things easy comes a new word to cover his preferred kind of meeting – one without documents, details, facts or figures
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm going to use this next time an Engl*sh poster annoys me
During the world cup I had a lot of fun reminding them that England isn't really a country anymore, it's just a regional subdivision of a country. Like Iowa
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tfw you're about to get a heat pump installed
Ac grayling pointing at a page in a book
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh my god 🫍🫍🫍🫍
A tattoo by @miriamfrank.art on instagram. It's on a person's chest and shows an orca smashing up a boat, with a sunfish, pufferfish a nautilus, a seahorse, jellyfish other ocean friends
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This technology changes the nature of humanity
An air fryer
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Horny for the dark red tongue 👅👅👅
The dark, red tongue spreading in the Pacific is growing at a rate not seen in living memory. The El Niño brewing there is already breaking records, and it is months away from its peak. The sheer magnitude of the event and the uncertainty over what is driving it have alarmed experts.
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Strongly recommend this, it's not quite as nice as the tamarind drink I had in Cardiff's premier Georgian restaurant but it's still nice
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a new XL bully rap
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Misread this as Feel Clam Confident and was so confused
An advent for the FCA claims service
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Comments under this are an absolute bin fire One lot claiming more people are killed by Labradors, another claiming that butter knives are an adequate murder weapon
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What if we kissed at the abandoned B&M 🥺👉👈🛒
A photo some urbex account on Facebook that I've already forgotten the name of posted of the tins and old people food section of an abandoned b&m, the ceiling looks like it's about to fall in
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just Guys Being Bros
A screenshot of the Bromcom app in the Google playstore
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'd never considered what pregnant Sphynxes might look like (cursed)
A pregnant Calico Sphynx,partially standing up
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A keyring for Britain
A pink keyring shaped a bit like a coffin with loads of decoden stuff and lettering reading The Boot you lick with stomp on you too. It's from art.made.by.Maxi on Instagram
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My other cat looking like a sack of elbows 😭
A black cat on the sofa with her legs hanging over thebedge
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He is s p r e a d i n g
My cat Percy on our repulsive brown sofa, Percy has his arms out in front of him, Emma the cat is sleeping behind him
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I need to leave Facebook behind again but I'll miss comment sections like this
Nick Rees:

Shirlene Bennett this is the guy I fucked up in Richie's brother flat the junkies



Shirlene Bennett:


Nick Rees was it. Xx



Wes Crazyxcatholic Lee:


Nick Rees you look like Raul moat
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Apparently these lads are coming back, brace yourself for the crash I guess 🦉🦉🦉
Articulated brass owl necklace , like everyone had 2010-2014 ish
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Independent screenshot from Facebook, headline reads Us your cat bullying your child

Picture of nice innocent black and white cat
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hopefully wearing these to keep things ~spicy~
Some absolutely hideous big bang theory print pyjamas
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It should have had this in
A man who abandoned his seven-year-old son on Mount Fuji in Japan after the boy complained of feeling tired while on a family hike has been reprimanded by local police.

A worker on Japan’s highest mountain discovered the child sitting alone on a bench near the sixth station of the Fujinomiya trail at an altitude of more than 2,000 metres (6,500 feet) on Thursda
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe he had bad vibes or was just unpleasant to be around
Guardian headline: Japan

Man leaves young son on Mount Fuji before ascending Japan's highest peak

Boy, seven, had complained of feeling tired so father left him with snacks and a soft drink and continued his climb
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Missing out on gr8 content like this
Guardian article screenshot from Facebook, there's a photo of 4 people all looking cool, headline is Ditch the giant handbag, don't overdo the botox and 16 other ways to extend your ‘hotspan
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't worry, this one is escaping The Horrors
The same train but with a load of steam around it
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This train has seen things
A haunted looking steam train in Porthmadog, i stole this picture from Reddit
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An elephant without trunks or ears, there's a load of bones next to it and it's got predator teeth
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Really think "settlers" has quite bad vibes tbh
For those lucky enough to have secured a Green Man Settlement ticket, the festival site opened early on Monday 17th August, allowing Settlers the opportunity to pair their festival weekend with a full week camping trip in mid-Wales.

Uniquely, the festival allows ticket holders the
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
📣Hooch is now hard
A can of Soopa Hooch, it's 8%
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Functional layering hero is an absolutely unhinged way to describe a cardigan
A screenshot of a woman wearing a black cardigan with text reading M&S' £24 't-shirt cardie' is the elevated layering hero you'll wear through the autumn
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