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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱

@notellen.bsky.social
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Dog lover without a dog. Recovering clinical social worker. I intend to vote for Democrats in every election until I die. "We need to fight vertically, not horizontally."

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ITHACA, N.Y. (AP) - Cornell says ex-deputy attorney general Sally Yates will lead review of university's handling of sex assault claims.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Totally believable.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This 👇👇
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don Jr perks up at this news.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He needs some meetings he can fall asleep in. He doesn't have enough to do on Sundays.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody has ever offered me money to protest. Of course, I'd do it for free, but still........
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on, America. We can have this too.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People die from accidental overdoses everyday. I don't get it.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giving the people what they don't want
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He'd pardon them if he could
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Hellishchildren @hellishchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Political cartoon by Jim Benton 
A casual party for adults, but everyone has extremely wide-open shocked unhappy expressions.
One man: I read this article and it said that, apparently, there was this time in US history when we didn't all stagger around in horrified disbelief.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Truth
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't find my monkey
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tenacity!
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So even God is hopeless
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's just so he can make the case that the arch is for national security.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's to shoot protesters after he refuses to leave office
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping for mass resignations over this 🤞
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He got his fee-fees hurt.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every news organization should refuse to cover his lies. It's not news, it's propaganda. He would suffer from the lack of attention. We should all boycott all coverage that involves him talking.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if... we created a psyop that the world is ending and all the billionaires run into their bunkers? Then we could force them to stay in their bunkers and we could enjoy the world without oligarchs.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The one time I believe what he's saying
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine how much money we'd have if we never bought anything.
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NBC: The Kennedy Center board votes to close main building for two years for renovations as a judge again blocks the effort to add Trump’s name. Well, we can add the Kennedy Center to Trump's list of failures. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He could fix it all without putting his name on it.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Russian oligarchs just happen to like us.
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#BlueWaveIn50Days Let’s do this!
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is he back to blonde hair or is it just scalp colored?
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
North Korea is jealous of this film. Wow! we've been too restrained.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nah...just a lying con man
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He sold them to the GOP
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's not on the ballot idiots
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If only Rudy Giuliani could still practice law
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Botox is freaky as hell
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At least we'll have $5k to spend on increased healthcare costs. lol
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A transgressive person is someone who breaks, challenges, or goes beyond established social rules, moral codes, laws, or conventional boundaries. Just like our President.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember George W Bush sending out $600 stimulus checks in 2008 before an election. He wasn't running again though, but I remember thinking he was trying to sway the election for Republicans.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Republicans will claim they never heard this when asked about it
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump is afraid Rubio will get the Nobel Peace Prize
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RFK Jr will supply you with goats' blood
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Except you have to be married.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What happened to the wig he was wearing a couple of weeks ago?
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And we'd all be richer if no one ever stayed in a Trump hotel or played golf at one of his courses.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm confused. Is there a war or not?
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Poisonous Ratbag @poisonousratbag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
24 hours without coffee and America will rise up in a way that makes the French Revolution look like a polite letter of complaint 😀
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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Not Ellen 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @notellen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Genius!
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