ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Met @durandbernarr.bsky.social during black pride last year in DC getting out of his uber. He could tell that I was about to scream, told me I better not, and gave me a hug. Still kicking myself for not asking for a picture lmao. I could tell that he wanted to be low key though. 100
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I really forgot how funny The Bernie Mac Show was. Wow. 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I ate two carbmaster tortillas because I didn’t read the serving sizemedia.tenor.coma cartoon character laying down with a blue noseALT: a cartoon character laying down with a blue nose 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I always forget about the doc Maarten end of season sale. It really is the best time to reup 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I ain’t heard from the dealership since I dropped my car off on Monday.. they finna take my first born ain’t it? 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Okay.. outside of lighting incense all day.. how else can I combat the smell of my neighbors food in my house? It’s incredibly pungent and I can’t stand the smell 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I want another cat but I have so many plants now 😕 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Wonder how much money I’ve lost over the years from taking instant cash outs from money apps 😂 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I feel like a bad gay for not going to world pride when I live in the DMV.. and I REALLY wanted to see Doechii but I just do not have the energy to sit in traffic and pay a ridiculous amount of money for Ubers/parking 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I’m horny but trying to make good decisionsmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character named stewie sits on the ground with his arms crossedALT: a cartoon character named stewie sits on the ground with his arms crossed 021
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Finally stopped minimizing the things I truly love and have found a sense of purpose again. Somehow it’s all working out and I’m grateful 000
Reposted by ellemarie. @ynqtwnsnd.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If you live in Maryland, contacting 988 provides a direct connection for anyone needing support for mental health, problems with drugs and alcohol, having thoughts of suicide, or being worried about someone who may need support. Feel free to add other States and repost. 023
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Sex doesn’t cross my mind often…. But when it DOES!!!media.tenor.coma close up of a cat looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera . 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Why am I on hold with the MVA and they’re playing the ice cream truck music!? Lmao 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Do maintenance technicians not realize how weird it is to hit on you while they’re completing work in your home? 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I am in distress. I had some new people move in under me and now my house smells like them. THEY JUST MOVED IN. Omg what am I going to do? 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 31/05/2025When you’re so tired that you moan when your head hits the pillow >>>> 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I rub my feet EXTRA hard when I lay down in the middle of the daymedia.tenor.coma cartoon mouse is laying in a bed with a blue blanket on it .ALT: a cartoon mouse is laying in a bed with a blue blanket on it . 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025There is a man walking around my complex with headphones on rapping at the top of his fucking lungs. 020
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I know my hvac is tired of me flipping between heat and air 😂 040
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Did I wait until 8:30 to figure out what I was going to eat knowing I have no food in the house? Of course I did. Do I live in a late-night delivery friendly neighborhood? No, no I do not 😭😂 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025“In an abortionable amount of weeks” is a CRAZY statement lmao 110
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I forgot that I had some chicken at the bottom of my trashcan and I missed valet trash this morning. Now I gotta haul this to the damn dumpster 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The silence in my house is deafening compared to that Smino concert 100
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Shot some content, cooked, did laundry, and about to have a tall glass of wine with my hookah. This was a bomb ass end to a 4 day weekend 030
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I met my therapist out in public yesterday and it was so wholesome. 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I absolutely HATE using porta potties. I always feel like I’m covered in disease 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The worst part of doing event solo is the bathroom trip. There’s no one to guard your spot 010
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Why did I thinking parking for artscape would be cheap or easy? 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The one thing I know how to do is spend some fucking money. My God 000
ellemarie @notellemarie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I’ve got these two Brainstorm albums that I intended to sell and now I’m conflicted 😭 000
