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(Not) Eggz

@noteggz.bsky.social
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She/They | Twitch affiliate, bartender, and master of chaos. Professional Mario Party Superstars Player. 🏳️‍🌈

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DaddiWaffles @daddiwaffles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hey pals! Tomorrow! Saturday @ 1pm EST, Join me and my pals @kimical.bsky.social, @pierogipie.bsky.social, @m0b1u5.bsky.social, @noteggz.bsky.social, WinterSkyFox, Waffleboi, and Liza_aka_golem! I was invited to do another playtest of @lunarspartygame.bsky.social, and I'm bringing friends!
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DaddiWaffles @daddiwaffles.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey pals! I'm still trying to contact some pals to see who's interested in joining in, but I am part of a closed beta playtest again with @lunarspartygame.bsky.social's Lunars! More info to come once the roster is ready, but the stream will be this Saturday, Jan 10th @1pm EST!
Lunars Ultimate Zodiac Party promo art featuring multiple screenshots, and different zodiac plushies reaching for a die :D
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RubyRoo @rubyroostreams.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
📣 HEY ANIMAL LOVERS 📣 This is our foster cat. He has been in our home for 183 days and has not had a single adoption query. 😭 Help me get him adopted!!! 🏡💗 🪪 Name: Reid 👴 Age: 12 years old 📍Location: NC, USA (can move) 💼 Skills: cuddling, lounging 🌐https://spcawake.org/petdetails/?a=A089525
Photo of orange and white cat sprawled out on wooden floor. Photo of orange and white cat with goofy sleeping pose in front of a window. Photo of an orange and white cat sleeping soundly in front of a window. Photo of an orange and white cat sleeping on a desk.
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Soop @soopurkul.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
DMCA safe, royalty free LoFi/chill music in a huge 5.5hr long playlist for your streaming, content creating, doing your homework, finishing your chores life?? WHO SAID THAT www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Devin Henderson LoFi - Safe for Stream and Content - YouTube
This is the official playlist for Devin Henderson/SoopurKul's DMCA safe instrumental LoFi. All music in this playlist is safe for streamers to use live, or f...
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Why are people SO fucking obsessed with whether Sabrina Carpenter wears wings or not? Like it doesn’t matter and it’s not your business.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I hate the Cleveland mf Browns!!!!!
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Chat G P T is a fucking disease
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Why is it so hard for McDonalds to give me an unsweet tea? Tired of being given a cup of syrup and a straw after ordering my bitter leaf water 🥲
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
For those that wear skirts, where are we getting our flowy long skirts? Hopefully looking for some plain colored staples because I would like wear them to work. I can’t seem to find anywhere that has them in a physical store and that’s what I’m looking for right now so I can try them on
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tired of hearing mfers say “I asked Chat GPT” and then say a basic ass question. Please fucking stop. Like it’s giving no critical thinking. It’s not even like it’s easier to do that than google it and get real articles from real people.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
People that go places, eat peanuts, and WANT to throw the shells on the ground are fucking losers. Texas Roadhouse floor? Loser. Baseball Stadium? Loser.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
There’s no way @sickoscommittee.org misgendered my girl Zippy 😭
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This may be a hot take but I cannot STAND the company that claims they sell “mocktails” that are drinks that get you high instead of drunk. That’s still not sober and therefore not a mocktail. I see their ads all the time and I just get mad because the advertising is just weird and not all that true
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I can’t help but feel that the constant search for franchise quarterbacks really gets in the way of the ability for some teams to build up a great team overall. It’s an obsession hindering overall growth.
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Genuinely spending so much of my energy to not crash out every day over the US deporting Venezuelans under the same act that they used to intern Japanese Americans, including my family 💔 Sometimes history rhymes, sometimes history copies homework & changes one word
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
🌸🌷STARTS TODAY 🌷🌸 Come get to know some incredible artists, many who have become my dear friends 🥹🩷
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I was happily sleeping peacefully while people were fighting for their lives to get a switch 2
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Triscuits are just savory frosted mini wheats
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It really makes me want to bash my head in when people don’t read the job description for a job and they just apply based on vibes then decide they don’t like the job itself. Like the job description is right there when you apply please 😭
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I bring a dress pants and tennis shoes kind of vibe to the office
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Our stream team, Capsule Collective is bringing in spring with our "Spring Festival Walk" Raid Train! Come get to know our fabulous "vendors" & catch some 🌸 vibes 🌸 I'll be live this upcoming Friday starting at 9AM PT / 12PM ET, an hour before my time slot - see you there!
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"OH NO! DISASTER!" LA Clippers! @sickoscbb.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Joe Flacco is back babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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Soop @soopurkul.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Been doin these on the DL for a little bit and figured it's time to open it up! I'm now open to do mic/audio/obs audio consults for streamers/youtubers! If you have been having an issue with your stream audio or you just want to have a more polished sound, hmu! ~$50 for an hour consult
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If your resume is 4 pages long I’m not reading that shit. Your resume should also not go back to BEFORE I WAS BORN
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Flowers two different ways! A WIP snippet #dice #dnd #flowers #spring
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Had a dream that everything on my way to work was on fire including my place of work then woke up to an alert that there is increased risk for wild fires in my area today. I would like to not leave my house today please
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Soop @soopurkul.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
MY BAND'S FIRST ALBUM IS COMING OUT SOON!! We're finally able to announce the date! SPREAD THE WORD! WHAT WE LEFT OUT ON 4/4!!
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Oleo & Tree @oleoandtree.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
What We Left by Oleo & Tree is coming out on 4/4! Our debut album is finally scheduled for release!!! Preorders will be available SOON! You can follow us on oleoandtree.bandcamp.com to snag the preorder as soon as it drops!
What We Left
4-4-25

Pictured is a portion of the What We Left album art, with an abstract background, Oleo with a book in their hand, and Tree looking forward shading their eyes.
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torrance + the machine 🃏 @thesharpesttack.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
we're back worms with @fetalstar.bsky.social
thesharpesttack and fetalstar playing "I'm On Observation Duty 6" on Saturday March 1st, 2025. Streaming on twitch.tv/thesharpesttack at 9pm EST / 7pm MST
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why in the FUCK does Facebook keep suggesting the gay people in my phone as friends on Facebook.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What's a girl gotta do to get yellow running shoes 😭
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My biggest flex? My company’s DEI team moves on as usual and has full executive support. They go FURTHER than that though and sent out a newsletter to everyone today explains with DEL is and how it has not and will not ever be giving unqualified people jobs.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Why did no one talk about how much orange skittle and orange tic tacs taste basically identical. How can I buy a pack of just orange skittles?
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I got UNREASONABLY angry today at a woman on Facebook because she was talking about Dr Pepper and was wrong about what she said.
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Love that my family all just ignore the fact that I have food allergies.
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Kelsknud.bsky.social @kelsknud.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Keep your claws sharp. Inspired by @palaeosinensis.com’s “Bite Back” piece.
Angry Tiger surrounded by the words “when tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty!”
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The assignment was 🧜🏻‍♂️ mermaid vibes 🧜🏻‍♀️ #dice
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Turns out I’m REALLY good at the denial part of grief
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It’s time to deport that South African freak who is committing heinous crimes
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The Bills should not have lost to the Kansas City and I will take that FACT to the grave
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m so glad we can finally stop pretending men exist 🤭
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It’s cold as FUCK in this Buffalo Wild Wings bathroom in case anyone was wondering
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Superkaelyn @superkaelyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
First stream back this year TODAY in about 2 hours - keeping the same M-W-F 2PM PT schedule for now 🌻 See y’all there!! twitch.tv/superkaelyn
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Definitely the personality hire hire at this new job I was just offered because I have no experience in this field. The thing I have going for me is I have a lot of on the phone experience and that is what the hardest thing is for their new hires
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
How did some of these mfers do anything before ChatGPT
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Thinking real hard about the chilis triple dipper right now
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Just caught my dog looking at himself in the mirror
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Watching videos of people making food sometimes has me thinking a lot of people just want their food to taste like onion because I KNOW I just saw a man put equal amounts of onion and ground beef in a pan like sir all you are going to taste is onion that’s wild
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(Not) Eggz @noteggz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just asked my partner if he wants to get married at the @poptartsbowl.bsky.social and he didn’t say no 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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