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notDmitry

@notdmitry.bsky.social
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Husband. Cat-dad. Veteran. Usually not serious. Refugee. Russian, not the bad kind.

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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wanna be fascists hate this one simple trick
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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You'Re Hired
Alt: You'Re Hired
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always such an eye opening tell
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't wait for Matthew Rhys to play him in some move about the downfall of humans.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This would be comical if it wasn't so fucked up, John Yoo should be in jail
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The line of people would make Woodstock pale in comparison
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely smart to let the stable genius have more nuclear options
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Star Demands More!
Alt: Star Demands More!
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Confused Man with Math Equations
Alt: Confused Man with Math Equations
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jack Nicholson Says Yes
Alt: Jack Nicholson Says Yes
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You got the lottery number for around 10 months from now, cause you know reasons
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
Alt: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you can off yourself in better ways, would you like a list and instructions?"
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would pay to have shock collars that zapped candidates whenever they lied or strayed from the original question
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Truly an impressive display of petty
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald the environmentalist /S
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I typically show up with a truck of iced coffee for everyone
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I managed to pull a finger muscle in my sleep, aging is not good
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Elmo Potty Training
Alt: Elmo Potty Training
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should honestly have sponsorship deals
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dumber than rocks, this administration
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Neil Patrick Harris in Starship Troopers
Alt: Neil Patrick Harris in Starship Troopers
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
Alt: Ray Liotta Laughing
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The economic knowledge of a sloth, the embodiment and intelligence of one as well.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Randy Jackson: It's a No For Me Dawg
Alt: Randy Jackson: It's a No For Me Dawg
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is obviously paramount to everything else going on in the military now.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He gets picture books
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the worst of the worst, he has the intelligence of a broken fire hydrant
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
Alt: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Man Slowly Opens Eyes Meme
Alt: Man Slowly Opens Eyes Meme
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big if true
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hang this in the Louvre
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All of the above?
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I'm highly profitable outside of my extreme cocaine dependency"
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That would cause some turbulence
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bells two hearted is a beautiful delicious beverage
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I for one think they should continue the convention daily forever.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hopefully this joke of a congressperson will sail off into the sunset once Cait Conley beats him in Nov
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
who amongst us hasn't had our armpits smell like Italian seasoning?
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"whatever you say, Sean Smith"
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I found my epitaph text.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
His brain
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Crying Baby Stops for Money
Alt: Crying Baby Stops for Money
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You need to deposit more money to be able to use the speedometer which is blocked behind a paywall.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That looks fitting for the clown show that he is
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The case for electrocuting myself daily
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Would you like me to include a plan with more danger, but in a friendlier tone?"
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is like make-a-wish for the stupidest most inept people
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Diarra Brickland: That's Some Dumb Shit
Alt: Diarra Brickland: That's Some Dumb Shit
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why does his head look like a bowling ball? Also, tax him twice, just to be sure.
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notDmitry @notdmitry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do war crimes constitute a plan?
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