cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I AM A WHORE AND IM DICKING A HOLE DICKY DICKY HOLE IM DICKING A HOLE 270
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 07/05/2026moots don’t even ask you for ur other priv anymore they just stare at you like this 020
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 12/04/2026ME IN MY HEAD: holy shit this is the best hypno scenario I’ve ever come up with oh my god im goated THE ACTUAL SCENARIO ONCE IVE WRITTEN IT DOWN: 010
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 27/03/2026made a brawl taunts joke on a stream recently and all my friends laughed at it 010
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 25/03/2026WAIT HOLD ON . WAIT . WAIT A SECOND. WAIT HOLD ON 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 25/03/2026between this and Smelly Liquid, i will have to collect and/or dispense farts by the end of stormblood to complete the triad of states of matter the warring triad, even 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026the quests are just kinda like that in namai huh 120
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026not my warrior of light diggin in his butt to cast smelly liquid 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026look at this shit like a goddamn life jacket right before pulling the rip cord 040
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 13/03/2026this is how my sapphic friends talk about at least two ishgardian twinks from final fantasy XIV and i love it 030
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 13/03/2026meanwhile in my recommendations you'll find A Full Personal Timeline Told Out Of Order looking at this tugged me back and forth in time in a way that rly struck me 000
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 12/03/2026thinking about the second reply and getting lowkey emotional for context im working on my WoL's lore and he's DEFINITELY from ala mhigo, so this is very important to him fourth answer's fuckin hilarious tho 120
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Completely forgot to update this thread anyway 120
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026was afraid to post again to upset the equilibrium 100
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 26/02/2026was gonna say it looked like "even my porn aches!" and then i missed like two other double entendres in here 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026guys i don't think a crew has ever rolled this fucking hard like honestly just pack it up 100
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026HEY I'M GONNA CRY . HEY I'M GONNA CRY???? HEY I'M GONNA CRY 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026me and this other player are both massaging hildibrand rn this is called community 110
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 15/02/2026got this Badass planner today gonna be a Badass year 010
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 13/02/2026literally badass first wondrous tails AND my samurai reached level 60 as a result combine that with rly lovely friend hangout and, erm, yeah, it’s kinda awesomesauce ',:] 120
cocoa, from “Melon” @notcocoarock.bsky.social · 13/02/2026FFXIV THREAD WHERE I SPAM MY REACTIONS TO THINGS STARTPOINT IS BETWEEN HEAVENSWARD AND DRAGONSONG 130