chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch 2839
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now? 6585
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse. 917213
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings. 5633
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?! 9573
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 12/03/2025And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT 10996
Reposted by chris evansDivaSocials @divasocials.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Ok, I’m not the only one. lol 0111
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 12/03/2025And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT 10996
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk. 428126
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 02/03/2025What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher? Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know! 18749
Reposted by chris evansAmbiguously Brown_Emotional Support Canadian in need of Support @gammareigh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich. 37412
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids? Me: Check your email Mom: why? Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras 1859315
Reposted by chris evansTofuNYG 🏈🏳️🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 16/01/2025ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬 4162057
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments 6901
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Can’t even sit and do my skin care routine without her being all up in my grill 273557
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025matched with a handsome emergency room doctor on Hinge and he immediately wanted to talk on the phone. bitch I'm an introvert who needs time to mentally prepare for social interactions. Hold on a minute 162853
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting. 31048
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting. 31048
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup 3846
Reposted by chris evansSanti @santilu.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The VHS for this movie was constantly being played in my household. What a time. 2569
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job. 111365
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done 725244
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there? 14435
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Mentally I’m still here 710116
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/202511 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...advocate.comIllinois police say 11 teens brutally beat men they targeted using a gay dating appThe teens all face multiple felonies for the July attacks. 100995053335
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025The bitter recently divorced man to mass murderer pipeline continues. 121523
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/202511 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...advocate.comIllinois police say 11 teens brutally beat men they targeted using a gay dating appThe teens all face multiple felonies for the July attacks. 100995053335
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there? 14435
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done 725244
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job. 111365
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup 3846
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/12/2024New Year’s Eve: before 61535
Reposted by chris evansb in the woods 💙🌲 @kindranger.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Can also bigly recommend Shrinking. It's damn good 3285
chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Apple TV is free this weekend! My recommendations ➡️ notcapnamerica.com 116211
Reposted by chris evanschris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My Mom and Auntie are exchanging gifts they bought on Temu and Shein but neither of them can pronounce the name of either store. 81204