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chris evans

@notcapnamerica.bsky.social
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
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DivaSocials @divasocials.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ok, I’m not the only one. lol
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
How it started: How it’s going:
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Omg we won!!! #Oscars
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher? Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
NYC ✈️ LAX
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I —
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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AvocadoTexas @avocadotexas.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Bwahahaha
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sedonia @onesedonia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ooo…
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Ambiguously Brown_Emotional Support Canadian in need of Support @gammareigh.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids? Me: Check your email Mom: why? Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
WTF is going on?!
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
We’re going to the Oscars, baby!
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Can’t even sit and do my skin care routine without her being all up in my grill
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
matched with a handsome emergency room doctor on Hinge and he immediately wanted to talk on the phone. bitch I'm an introvert who needs time to mentally prepare for social interactions. Hold on a minute
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Hey! 👋🏾
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hello 🐾
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup
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Santi @santilu.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The VHS for this movie was constantly being played in my household. What a time.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mentally I’m still here
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...
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Illinois police say 11 teens brutally beat men they targeted using a gay dating app
The teens all face multiple felonies for the July attacks.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The bitter recently divorced man to mass murderer pipeline continues.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...
advocate.com
Illinois police say 11 teens brutally beat men they targeted using a gay dating app
The teens all face multiple felonies for the July attacks.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mentally I’m still here
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New Year’s Eve: before
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
New Year’s Eve: before
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b in the woods 💙🌲 @kindranger.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Can also bigly recommend Shrinking. It's damn good
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Apple TV is free this weekend! My recommendations ➡️ notcapnamerica.com
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chris evans @notcapnamerica.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My Mom and Auntie are exchanging gifts they bought on Temu and Shein but neither of them can pronounce the name of either store.
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