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Not Candace

@notcandace.bsky.social
23 followers 21 following 8 posts

…or am I?

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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So spit is now going to be valuable.
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m not his demo, clearly. I voted already and I think text campaigning is intrusive. No, you cannot count on my support. Ontario had problems before the tariffs, thank-you-very-much.
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I wound up taking an Uber to work after tapping my Presto. How can I get a refund for my TTC ride I never took?
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I “cut the cord” from Netflix a few months ago and I don’t miss it. Only another revival of Gilmore Girls can get me to go back. Or when my kid remembers about that Hot Wheels show.
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I would very much like to be a Bodega Cat.
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
#ProTip if you’re lazy to put away your Christmas tree right away, remove your ornaments and just add cat with party hats. Instant joy. #cats
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
How do I know my cat is the head of household? She farts silently to announce her arrival the plops in front of me, expecting me to pet her. And I do it. #notadog #cats
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Not Candace @notcandace.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I may not be Candace but this is my cat. ⬇️⬇️ #notadog #firstpost
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