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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I have nowhere else to post this bc she has all my other socials but here’s a new sentence for y’all

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

He’s the reason for every grey hair I have 🫶

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Me: it’s 20 minutes till close, can you start refilling change at- Coworker: vroooom Me: … can you start refilling- Coworker: nyoooom Me: Coworker: Me: and once you’ve done that can y- Coworker: vrooooooooom Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m- Coworker: VROOOOOM

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Charging my vape with my laptop cord feels like putting jet fuel in a lawn mower

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

It should be illegal to do yard work before noon on a Sunday

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Crazy what can ruin your immersion in a fic. It’s a pea coat not a petticoat. A petticoat is an undergarment worn under skirts to give volume. A pea coat is a jacket. Unless supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner is wearing a skirt ur wrong. Tried to keep reading but had to stop and find another

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Posting on ao3 and putting a lot of tags so more ppl can find it and then more ppl find it and now I’m expected to write another chapter

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Telling my mom (a veteran) that I know my third amendment rights and shutting the door in before she can come in every time we get home is so funny I giggle every time

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Accidentally spent $180 on vapes bc I forgot geek bar is done how’s ur day going

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Dude I blocked made a new profile to msg me again last night and I fell asleep while he was sending me pics and a million other notifs and when I woke up they were all gone. And I don’t know if he’s still on there but I’m nervous

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Things my coworkers have said today: 1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?” 2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker” 3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?” 4: “bend over and spread ‘em”

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Anyways time to go clock in I’m employed btw

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

My aversion to shipping as a necessity aside, Superman frequently leaves batmans hole ruined btw

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Fuck Klance fuck hance fuck hidge and fuck plance and fuck allurance and shallura and all of it.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Me reloading the tl to see if u said anything lol Good luck soldier

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Anyways jinu as Lotor and Keith as rumi goes crazy. WITHOUT the romantic subplot they had going on tho I just need gwi-ma (Zarkon) ruining jinu (Lotor) and jinu (Lotor) continuing the cycle with rumi (Keith)

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I like consuming content without needing to consider ships <3 don’t get me wrong I love a little ship here and there but can I tell you how hard I was flamed for a Keith and Lotor concept which I had written as angst and everyone assumed I was shipping them? Like dude fuck that I want them miserable

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

GET THIS SHIT OFF MY TL IM GONNA COMMIT CRIMES

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I’m normal I’m just a Klance anti <3

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

ME I DONT WANT TO SEE KPANCE IN 2025 AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IN 2018 AND I WONT WANT YO SEE IT IN 2026 FUCK KLANCE

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Anyways Lotor being a temptation to a struggling Keith who is newly navigating his Galra identity. Lotor who is also tempted by shameful things (quintessence) urging Keith to join him. Be what he was born to be.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I want to voltronpost but I fear it is no longer 2018

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Ok so it’s not just me. I was wondering why I saw you replying on the tl but not my inbox

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I promptly forgot about this for about 8 years. When I remembered this I had been out and transitioning for two years now. Funny how things work.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Went to Disney in 2011. I was so excited to go to Pixie Hollow bc I was obsessed with Tinker Bell. We met Silvermist (my fave) and my parents got distracted with smth leaving me with her for a minute. I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I promise I will. I saw Ben Shapiro didn’t like it so I’m certain I’ll be enchanted

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

No 😔 got busy today even tho I took the day off specifically for Superman. Might try to see it this weekend

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Stay safe pooks. I’m not quite in flash flood territory yet but we got a tornado watch round northern IL rn. Hoping shit chills out during the weekend for all of us

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

They would understand each other so well…..

Rumi from Kpop demon hunters with her demon patterns showing

Keith from Voltron legendary defender locking swords with an opponent

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I’m in this chipotle and I can hear the BOH speaker. They’ve played all star by smash mouth, krusty krab pizza, and now numb by linkin park. I cannot wait to hear what’s next in the queue.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Imma Venmo u $80 and shipping costs rn go back

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Sent a risky text chat do I kms

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shadow @shadowtheehedgehog.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

DONT GO BREAKING MY HEARTTT I WONT GO BREAKING YOUR HEARTTT

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

IT IS A CRIME HE WOULD LOVE TO MEET ME I CAN ACT NORMALLY AROUND HIS BOOBS

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I’m so mad they were in my town two days ago and I couldn’t afford tickets but never fear I will be there next time they are here. I saw NCT twice in a year I will make it to skz

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I needed my pookie on a keychain cuz I can’t put him on a leash

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I have not eaten yet but I’ve had a beer, two shots, and poppers. This will surely not have consequences.

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I love writing gay fic before going to pride u don’t get it

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Good morning Gotham, I’m getting ready for chicago pride with the essentials

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I have 6 copies of maxident bc it took 6 copies for me to pull a Changbin pc

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

That’s bc I’ve privated all my tik toks from when I was a Kpop micro celebrity

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Batman @notbrucewayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Had a dream I was a Kpop idol and omegaverse was real in this dream and it was very odd. This is why I need to stop getting drunk and watching Perfume by NCT Dojaejung several times

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