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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
In a couple of months I'll have been playing guitar for 10 years. That's weird to think about in both a "IT'S ALREADY BEEN 10 YEARS" way and a "IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 YEARS" way.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The only thing about HRT that scares me is like, what if it turns me straight?
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I'm hungry but I can't eat today because of blood test.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My days are so future past rn Who up future past-in they Days rn
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Thinking about Hux's speech before remembering The Rise of Skywalker. So much wasted potential in that trilogy...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
God the Frankenstein's Monster scene in X-Men First Class goes so hard.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Happy 25th to the goat!
Blonde Redhead's Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons album cover
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
RESIDENT EVIL 9 LETS GO
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If your ever feeling down, just remember: you're probably a Glup Shitto in someone's life
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Dying my hair even more purple (the whole thing rather than just a streak) maybe it'll show up on camera this time
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Expanding into the world of Electro Harmonix pedals (bought a cheap nano clone on eBay)
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm the real victim of the male loneliness epidemic cos now whenever I feel lonely I also get dysphoric.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
We're on Day 36 now btw
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Blood test is way sooner than I thought, as in, less than a month to go...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
There are 3 categories for a paid actors performance: 1) was not paid enough for this job 2) was paid well, and put in a good performance 3) probably not even paid. Feels like they just showed up on set one day while the cameras were rolling, and I'm 100% here for that.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I know it's not till like, the end of the year, but I just got another wave of hype for that Twin Peaks orchestra thing in Leeds. It's such a good soundtrack...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I'd probably have so much sex if I could resist the opportunity to keep joking around on grindr
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Watching King Kong Vs Godzilla (the original 60's one)
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Used too much shampoo. Fuck my life...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
FAILURE DOCUMENTARY HAS A RELEASE DATE!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I can't take it anymore (Psylocke nerf)
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Back in Leeds! Massive W!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
"you should leave your job in the police" ❌ Boring, overused "YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON YOUR PORKLIFE MATE" ✅ Funny, cool, Blur reference
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Back to Leeds today! Massive W!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Haven't eaten yet today so now I'm drunk on 2 pints...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Ghidorah's theme goes so hard
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I have a five step plan to fix the world's drug problems, and step one is to invent super-cocaine.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Watched Dead Redemption pt 1 (the only other MI film I've seen up to this point is the first one) Sad, evil, French, probably bisexual woman my beloved!
Paris from Mission Impossible
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Every time I hear the mission impossible theme in 4/4, I die a little inside...
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Got tickets to see 28 Years Later on release day, that's fun.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Train got cancelled and I had to pay another 20 quid for a new ticket!!! Yippee!!!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
What is it with old, no longer existing, communist countries and making the best guitar designs?
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
God damn, 28 Weeks Later is way better than I remember.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is my chef, am I cooked?
Johann the cannibal from The IT Crowd
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
God damn 28 Days Later is a good film. Kinda surreal seeing it in cinema cos of the early digital cameras it was shot on give it a completely. Also the soundtrack goes hard as fuck.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Who up 28-in they Days Later rn?
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
28 Days Later tomorrow!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Why is there so much random transphobia on my timeline? Fuck you Elon Musk.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
They don't make films like they used to. They shoot on digital now.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My heart belongs to Tesco potato salad.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What if the Nine Inch Nails song but instead of Hurt, they remove the U?
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The moon from Moon Knight
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
X-2 is such a good sequel. Striker, while not as compelling a villain as Magneto, is a crazy good villain, as in, I fucking hate that guy. The soundtrack was also way better than X-Men 1, which I hadn't really paid attention to before. First Class isn't on until after half term.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Finished Hawkeye it's so peak
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
"Have you tried... Not being a mutant" time!
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
When I'm in a cool character design competition and my opponent has a cool jacket.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
X-Men 2/X2/X-Men United in cinema tomorrow! That's pretty fun I bet.
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
He's so real.
Ian McKellen as Magneto
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Who up X-in they men rn? I like my X-Men bruh When the X- is men
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Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️ @notbrooke5.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Decided to lock in and book 2 whole medical appointments today. I have my initial video call with an endocrinologist at the end of June and a blood test that isn't booked in yet, but they've taken my money so they better give me that damn estrogen. I also have a GP now.
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