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Wisp Orts Resort

@notawisp.bsky.social
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Former pro youtuber Born to play MMOs and card games, forced to do marketing Everything I post should be taken with a grain of salt, pepper, oregano, grill on medium-high heat for 8 minutes, then deglaze pan with white wine before serving. 🇫🇷/🇬🇧/🦭

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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
having a look with my wife right now
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silly seal ✶ small art biz @sillyseal.co.uk · 02/10/2026
as a chronically ill + disabled artist, i am often embarrassed by how slowly i make art/products 😔 my health has been worsening + am struggling to find joy whilst being lonely, in pain + lost in life <3 if you see an artist struggling, ♡/⟳ their work/shop to help them live ❤️‍🩹 sillyseal.co.uk
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unique handmade jewellery + accessories! lgbtqia+ owned business | Silly Seal
welcome to silly seal! we sell unique one-of-a-kind small batch handmade jewellery, accessories + art with a focus on pop culture + nostalgia. we're lgbtqia+ owned and are based in the UK. we offer wo...
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now make him roll around too
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that's not a boy that's a seal writing this down i realise this might be the plot twist of the whole comic as a new take on the selkie myth but eh
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
jirachi got that :3 going on would love to see gengar and/or spheal!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it goes squish
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They call it a mission because all I do during it is miss! (Reddit seemed to like this so here u go bsky) #LancerRPG
A cropped comic, split between two frames. Text has been cropped out from the Lancer wiki and overlaid to make it relevant to the system.

The left one reads "In this LANCER world, Artillery is divided between two classes:

The beautiful [RIFLE]s, who possess [RELIABLE] and [ACCURATE] abilities!

The right panel reads "And the dumb [CANNON] people, who [INACCURATE][LOADING][ORDNANCE]"
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✨️Mar✨️ @wind21.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for the ✨️4.5k!!✨️ Lets have a raffle!! 🎉 Winner gets a full body character design, from scratch, or a redesign, your choice! Rules - ✨️Follow me ✨️Must like & repost ✨️No giveaway accounts ✨️comment below with your character idea! (Optional) Ends October 3rd #art #raffle #giveaway #ocdesign
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But what if my stweamer needs me to lead a cruwusade in their name? 🥺
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've been out of the Gacha game for a long time but it's funny how every discussion I see about them online nowadays is just this
A meme titled "How gacha fans talk about Gacha", depicting two rival cultures.

On the left "Our genuinely good story" is answered by "Their thinly veiled gooner slop"

On the left "Our deep, yet approachable mechanics" is answered by "Their confusingly complex gameplay loop"

Again, "Our surprisingly generous economy" is pitted against "Their predatory whale baiting practices"

Finally, "Our problematic depictions of women" is matched by "Their problematic depictions of women"
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is how I feel about Zelda. Yeah BOTW was great, and I'm sure TOTK was too, but I miss the top down, handheld-style Zelda games!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Broke: Beetlemoses got the accent wrong, "Crikey" is Australian Woke: The man is Australian, he just lives in Scotland Bespoke: Nessie got so shitfaced she ended on the other side of the globe
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
you should do a seal next!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love historic pauper, i love being able to cast daze in my ninjas deck
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Let's be honest there's no replacement for scryfall. Make the entire website background the trans flag and people will keep using it. What's this guy gonna do? use gatherer? come on now
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
but it's late :<
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I keep telling myself i will lock in tomorrow
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
idk why people keep saying that my bsky is pleasant as hell it's just art and people i enjoy
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Highlight of the lancer session so far
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sure but after that I want to talk about the fact that "Papalymo Totolymo" is more likely to be recognised as "Italian brainrot" than "lalafell name" with an average member of the public
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I gotta be honest this whole jimothy thing feels like it went through this entire cycle in like a week before i even knew who tf that was he was getting added to google and multiple video games, what the hell
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sauvignon
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is literally the game I opened the tweet to comment about. The game is has great humour and great mechanical depth, and I'm still not tired of it even 16 hours in. Good pickup for 10$!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
easy solution, tax the fuck out of non lab meat like it's cigarettes
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this card's main downside is that it makes me pronounce the "-ine" in "Hivespine" and "Wolverine" the same
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is nosaji gonna edit for woops full time then
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ACME is real???
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Was playing mtg tonight with the boys, played tataru taru and papalymo totolymo on back to back turns and got asked if they were italian brainrot characters when reading their names out loud 😭 Never going to see lalafell names the same way now.
Papalymo totolymo magic the gathering cardTataru Taru magic the gathering card
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Missing gengar and spheal!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So if the bear got elked by Oko... It would still be able to cast the rampant growth? crazy if true
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i actually love the mtg crossover decks, with the exception of the ones that are about universes i don't give a shit about, which i despise
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dream hand: Workshop, 3 moxes/petals, car, chief of the foundry
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
best part is you dont even really need the workshop mana, you can play 2 moxes/petals before the car and it'll still trigger
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Zelda nowadays is just botw or remakes wtf happened to the handheld style games, those were my favourite by far it's been 13 years since a link between worlds please i am begging
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
cant believe womble supports gay bashing
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And then you have cards with art so great it transcends them being stone unplayable Most recent example being dawnhand eulogist from lorwyn
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fantastic bit as usual who made the art for the snapstone wielder?
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𓆩 LAYLAY 𓆪 @leylinelich.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
[Commission - YCH Ghosy Boy]
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ghosy Hell yeah
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Charge more
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I saw a bunch of these ffxiv static memes and decided to make one for my world of warcraft mythic+ friends (with @cartesia.bsky.social 's help!) She cooked, ngl
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Resolves. 🥰
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Normalise doing research in your spare time. You hear about an interesting topic? Look up the wikipedia article for it!
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Reform hit Discord servers with an EMP to stop me and my friends from discussing election results but they forgot about World of Warcraft's integrated voice chat channels
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Cidate ✿ Commission grind @cidate.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🌸 Okami style commission for @recognizableash.bsky.social ! #art
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh hey i recognise that one
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
rare post saw that people were doing these so heres my 9 MTG cards of all time
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
No fucking way dude fake skull actually hit our line
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A very strong first showing. We'll be watching your career with great interest.
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Wisp Orts Resort @notawisp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
God, that second "barbarians" panel. The lead up eases you into it, and it still caught me like a punch in the chest.
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