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Alexis Guerreros

@notalexis.bsky.social
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Morning Footy on CBS Golazo Cooligans Stand up comedian Yes, I was on BoJack Horseman Born: Newark, Live: Brooklyn

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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 02/06/2026
@notalexis.bsky.social at the Arsenal parade in London. [IG/justgoonervibes]
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Cat Playing Door Hide
ALT: Cat Playing Door Hide
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 07/02/2026
Which is your preferred Bad Bunny Best XI? 🐰 @notalexis.bsky.social or @chrispolanco.com
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Ayyy I didn’t think this app launched yet 😂
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I didn’t! Damn now I need to go back
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Crushing it 👏👏👏👏
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Now I know how the English feel… suddenly raisins are spicy
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 05/04/2025
@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
😂😂😂
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Yes 😂
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Gills Mafia @guillermomafia.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
LETS GOOOOO
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Gills Mafia @guillermomafia.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
😂😂😂😂 I spotted that bih and knew the craftsman 😂
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 16/03/2025
VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Jack scored on the 10th anniversary of NYCFC. It’s poetry
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Thank you buddy! It was an honor getting to interview Pirlo 🙏
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Takes me a minute but eventually it’s starts flowing
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wait till you get a load of em
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC Remember folks, these are just jokes
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 25/02/2025
2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️‍🔥 Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I knew I used it correctly incorrect
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lapsu.bsky.social @lapsu.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.
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TechnicalCakeMix @technicalcakemix.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm in this tweet and I don't like it
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂
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The Cooligans @soccercooligans.com · 12/02/2025
WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭 Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅 A really dope moment for us. 💙
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This season has absolutely destroyed the aura around Pep
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yup
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain Arms all out looking confused
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
As I was saying
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mathys Tel’s agent rn
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I had no idea CapCut was part of the ban. I was using it on my desktop quite often. Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Trossard* got excited my bad
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The press from Partey the first time pass from Odegaard the troussard shot Wow I love football the Arsenal way
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I know he's not complaining about not being able to drive (be driven) 18 blocks
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Game gone fr
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
They pulled the wrong lever
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I just saw someone in knee high Uggs. Nasty work of the week
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
😂😂😂
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Haha I don’t pick the release schedule. I haven’t even been able to watch my episode of European nights
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Run it back
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Jesus hates Crystal Palace. It’s the only explanation
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experimental.jim @newskull.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
"Mustard on yo feet, ..."
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Lamine Yamal’s new boots say hoe
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Alexis Guerreros @notalexis.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
That damn Everton always meddling with our title chances
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