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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes

@notalenthack.bsky.social

725 followers 398 following 245 posts

Technically award-winning writer (trust me, I'm as surprised as you) - romance, sci-fi, fantasy, superheroes, relationship drama; He/Him; ADHD; tabletop RPG and videogame enthusiast; software dev Linktree: linktr.ee/notalenthack

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Could be worse.

Comic book panel with a word balloon reading “Samantha Brown! You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!”

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Same energy.

A cat stares at a bird through a window, with the caption “Soon.”

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The Specials

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Captain America saying “I’ve known good vampires, but I’ve never known a good Nazi.”

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Damn. I just heard about Peter Allan David’s death. A lot of people talk about his Incredible Hulk run—understandable, given its impact—but for me, he’ll always be the guy that humanized the thoroughly unlikable Quicksilver. RIP.

Quicksilver explaining to his therapist how deeply annoying it is to be constantly living at a pace hundreds or thousands of times faster than non-speedsters.

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Whenever I see that, I always think of this:

Tweet by Mark Lewis, M.D. that includes a screenshot of a four out of five star rating over text that says “Dr. Lewis saved my life!” with commentary that reads “Honestly don’t know how to earn that fifth star.”

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

The lady sets y’all up perfectly for an Ong Bak gif, and none of you take the opportunity. Shameful.

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

You need to do the classic “Pathetic” meme.

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Gonna crow for a minute: Two years, almost to the day, since I started publishing at #Literotica, I made it onto the Most Followed Authors list! I mean, almost at the very bottom, but still! Not too shabby for someone who'd barely written creatively since college, if I do say so myself.

A screenshot from the Most Followed Authors list at Literotica, showing NoTalentHack's ranking at 270 with 2,279 followers and 60 works published.

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NoTalentHack / J. Barnes @notalenthack.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Mood for the day.

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