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Would Bigfoot vote by mail? How would you even get a ballot to Bigfoot? You’d figure he’s avoiding going to pick up his mail for fear of being photographed.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I get the feeling that you like her … you really, really like her. 😎

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I was waiting for the teacher to walk over and the kid to yell “I’LL CUE YOU!” 😂

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Shoutout to past, present and future Amandas. ⏰

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Talk about a ruff customer! (I’ll show myself out.)

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

They’re not all about the (Richard) Benjamins, evidently.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Kick out the jams! Sorry, that’s MC5.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Another setback for Mina’s enemies! 😎

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

She’s no slouch at acting, that’s for sure. (I’ll show myself out.)

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

He’d have to hit like Roy Hobbs to put up a number like that!

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

72 months in a row, Lou? That’s ruff!

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

He’s given the task of walking into Psycho five minutes from the end and trying to explain what the heck just happened. 😂

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

On the bright side, that’s the maximum number of Max Muncys that can homer before Vladdy does.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That’s some natural selection right there. (Whoops, wrong Darwin.)

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A lot of big, strong men with tears in their eyes were asking for this.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Since Rapture came out, I’ve gone with the Debbie Harry pronunciation of “Subaru.”

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Not to steer you away from that career path, but the competition for those jobs is ruff.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

So he has been Sirius about politics for a long time then? #IYKYK

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Comparison is the thief of Joyce.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Always be mindful of cupcake prep time! 🧁

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

And CNN should fire Scott Jennings … live on air.

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

What happened to the Dufresnes?

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Aaaaa-manda’s just jealous … it’s the Beastie Koi’s!

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John Hughes @not16candles.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If it’s being talked about on a podcast, it’s not that big of a secret.

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