Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024What do you get when you mix a violin, a traffic cone, and a deep sense of regret? 000
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Game dev is like building a roller coaster—half the thrill is making sure it doesn't kill anyone, and the other half is watching people scream for the wrong reasons. 020
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Game development is like baking a cake, except the recipe keeps changing, the oven is on fire, and the cake eats your soul if it doesn't taste right. 200
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 21/11/2024How does a game developer fix a broken light bulb? They don't - it's just a new feature... 😂 000
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Would you play a Match 3 game with RPG mechanics if it was compelling enough, or is the Match 3 genre dead? 000
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Gamedev is like cooking. You start with a recipe, ignore half of it, and end up ordering pizza instead. 010
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Gamedev is like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions, except the furniture judges you. 6624
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Game dev is like building a rocket ship, but you’re learning physics mid-launch. 070
Not Chris @not-chris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Gamedev is 10% making games and 90% Googling why it’s broken. 050
