Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thought I’d seen it all, but the Cuck Claw Foot Bathtub is a new one. 010
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Love being a passenger princess in a beautiful woman’s car 😍😍 030
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s nice to cry at work for a good reason for a change 😭😭 (S62 is the engine in the e39 M5) 020
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Went to a Rat Show today - if you want to meet trans and/or autistic women, I highly recommend checking one out 😉 001
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Is there anything worse than having a hard day at work and then going to the grocery store get a treat and while you’re there a MAN tries to speak to you?? Or am I just a lesbian?? 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Kind of wild my Marriott Bonvoy account required more documentation for my name change than my bank account 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh shit did I finally turn myself into a hot girl!? 220
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026r/trans: I’m worried the sound of my pissing is too clocky. Tips to feminize my stream (DON’T SAY SRS)? 120
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026A whole army with tboy swag thehill.com/policy/defen...thehill.comHegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service membersDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday announced a new effort to annually screen service members’ testosterone levels and offer testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), framing it as a way to k… 140
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Why is Chainsmoker Cat lowkey giving me gender euphoria rn 020
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I wonder if spiders are the only unique thing here 🤔🤔 100
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 13/06/2026White people: just discovered hair oil! My hair has never felt better! 600 year old Mughal Empire treatise: applying oil to one’s hair is a centuries-old technique 050
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026She’s always keeping an eye on me, and also some other thing 090
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just watched Flow. A cute little movie about a cat. It’ll take me a week to recover from 😭😭 030
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Rogers was a registered Republican, but according to his wife Joanne, he was "very independent in the way he voted", choosing not to talk about politics because he wanted to be impartial. 010
Reposted by Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷🎃Jack-O-Logan 🎃 @logiebarr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Everything stays in my burrito when I set it down. 2032310131
Reposted by Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you. 191219244
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Wife: I need to sleeep more!!! I slept terrible last night! Her Fitbit: 8 hours 28 minutes sleep, sleep score 89 030
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Finally watched The Substance. Maybe I missed something but I would totally take The Substance ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Going to to symphony. Just happens to be prom night for a nearby school so people keep asking if that’s where I’m going. 1.) Thank you, but 2.) I’m almost 40 so that’d be fucking weird. 040
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 13/05/2026www.realityworks.com/product/swin...realityworks.comSwine Breeder™ artificial insemination simulatorThe Swine Breeder is a life-sized female swine simulator. Use it to teach proper swine artificial insemination and birthing techniques. 100
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026My feeble body is currently paying the price for moving ~60 cubic feet of logs, dirt, organic material, and planting soil in 2 days. But now I can grow four plants! 010
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 28/03/2026when you think about it Eve was actually the original transgender woman. since she was made from Adam’s rib, that makes her a clone, so she’d have identical genetics to Adam including his XY chromosomes. Luckily, the garden of Eden has an excellent gender affirming care program ☺️ 010
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 25/03/2026what if there was a star trek character who’s hobby was to sneak around on ships programming the replicators to make piss, spending years on the recipe. no one would ever find out until they ran a routine diagnostic and would be like, “who programmed piss in a cup??” the piss bandit, that’s who 020
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 21/03/2026went out last night and needed to use the restroom. There was a pretty big line for the women’s room; is it acceptable to steal male valor and use the men’s room? I feel like this is a “be careful what you wish for” scenario but like, I can still use a urinal 🤷♀️ 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Was reminded of a canon event of mine; 3 years into my transition I was still full time boymoding. Yeah, yeah, I’m a dingus, was in denial, completely delusional, whatever. That said, I present to you, “The Last Boymoder In the Pentagon” (photograph , March 2025). 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Ughhhh this shit sucks so bad. Guess we’re bathroom vampires now. 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Kissing other people’s cats is completely normal and cool, right? 000
Alison 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 @nostrum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Mfw I drive past the spool of fiber optic cable the ezee fiber installers left on the side of the road 000
