Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 3hOf this list: smashing pumpkins. But my favorite is the pale blue-grey eye of someone when you put them in full black and white goth makeup, who never wears goth makeup 🫠 020
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wandering shade. I keep my shade skin in my closet after it was taken by a jilted lover (which is to say, someone tried to surprise me by taking it to the drycleaners and I'm still mad about it) 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Found out Ma Baker are an NZ based company 🥳 sent them an email to ask if I could please buy a box of their cola marshmallow bars because they're delicious and don't appear on the website product list. 001
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Kiwibank says it wants to ‘protect others from harmful content’, but for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place. “I WANT TO FUCK THE KIWIBANK SHEEP,” the post reads." 😂😂😂thespinoff.co.nzKiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascotBut for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place. 021
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Had a weird dream that some transphobes came sniffing around near me. I mean literally stalking around on all fours like hunter dogs. So I puffed out my chest and walked with my elbows and knees turned out like my limbs were too homophobic to touch the rest of me, and the transphobes went away. 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I found out about cuteg0re today. I'm not super into the aesthetic, but find the idea of shadow friends in ordinary environments pleasing. 030
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This one is better imo. www.youtube.com/live/1-LpQek...youtube.com24/7 halloween ambience 🎃 spooky lofi to get chills toYouTube video by Lofi Girl 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter" - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI 🤢 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I really like the idea of the lofi beats to study to trend, but I'm not into the music involved. It all sounds bland and samey. But the Ghibli inspired cityscape animations, and the idea of hanging out in a live chat for a radio station seem like such an amazing vibe. 130
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ahahahaha I don't miss those days in music school, occasionally leaking oil through the baseball on stage while performing the Friday lunchtime concert. So glad I switched my major. 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone before me had really serious subject matter and then I had to get up and be like HEY HOW MANY CUCK CHAIR JOKES CAN I MAKE BEFORE IM JUST TELLING ON MYSELF 😅 020
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I want to make a doodle challenge where people have to do doodles based on Inktoberlike prompts in order to get ingredients for spells/potions/recipes/candles like those YT/tiktok readathons, but don't know if anyone would care enough for my energy to be worth it. #art #drawing 020
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(to the tune of Hungry Hungry Hippos) Angry angry LeeO! Angry angry LeeO! Angry angry LeeO! That is all. 011
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tonight's 3 minutes in hell topic is Contradictions. I've written a little pile of short jokes/one liners to try get back into writing. Haven't much enjoyed it since I made the Raw Quest semifinals and not the finals for the second and finals for the second and final year in a row 🥲 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Guy who always gets idioms wrong: "Every time I see him, I get wasps" 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If someone tries to tell you audiobooks don't count, make sure to spoil the next book they're excited to read. It's not like it counts so it's perfectly acceptable 🥰 030
Reposted by LeoElastickman @elastickman.com · 29/08/2026drew this mean dog maid inspired by a convo with @noshyira.bsky.social 033
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I hate when someone rearranges my guts. I can never find anything afterwards. 041
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026@jamberee13.bsky.social I waited at the bottom, hoping something would fall down for me to see what the aboveland could be like, but nothing fell in and then I was at my friend's house. I wonder what good things fall into a fairy ring. 110
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026@jamberee13.bsky.social I dreamt about you! You posted that you like to stand at the bottom of fairy rings to see if anything good falls in. Then I found myself at the bottom of a fairy ring which turns out to be like a basin with a whole world underneath? 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I reckon Jung was the kind of kid to get given two of the same doll for Christmas and make them kiss 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I had a dream that those gummy hamburgers came with a Fererro Rocher chocolate or however you spell it. 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Since playing Pokemon Sleep, I have stopped opening my phone from 11pm till I wake in the morning. This has meant I need to buy a torch to handwrite my dreams into a physical journal during the night, thus, sending me back to the oughts. 020
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Feel like the waitress was told she wasn't allowed to say "popsicle." She put it on the table, on a plate, and said "um, can I get you uuuuuh knife and fork ooor" And I said "nah think we'll just rawdog it thanks." And she broke and laughed as she walked away. 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I went to a high class restaurant and got a dessert the waitress couldn't describe except to say it was a frozen Indian dessert in rose flavour. It came out and it was frozen sweet rose ice cream on a stick. A popsicle. Delicious, but definitely a cylindrical sweet sucky sucky on a stick. 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Me: Since I saw those women in wedding attire protesting femicide, I now see all bridal garb as funeral wear, and all brides are pacman ghosts. The cafe worker: trying not to laugh as he cleared a nearby table 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Protip: if you experience sleep paralysis, you can hyperventilate to break yourself out of it. Start breathing hard and fast. It won't be pleasant, but now you have a choice between being stuck and being winded but not stuck 😅 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The urge to combine all my favourite pokemon into one, give it a mega, z move, dynamax, tera, and several regional forms to create an absolute TRAINWRECK of a thing. (There was also a meganium musharna) 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"What's it called when people are like, friends but not?" "Ah! Lovers!" "Ok so, Freud and Jung were lovers." (The word was contemporaries) 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I think I'm part of a conspiracy. Honestly, I'm just so excited to be part of something. 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 28/03/20265 ways I'm cutting costs rn: 1. Polyamory 2. No more toast with my avocado 3. Send my kids to the battle royale 4. Selling my body (deferred maintenance) 5. Squat in the vacant Wellington CBD shops 052
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Can't tell if the strong small on this bus is weed, sweat, or that specific smell that comes from a gladwrapped ham sandwich 🤢 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Welcome to Battle of the Bands 🎉 Here's your helmet and an AR-15. 000
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Made a poll asking if people had imaginary friends as children. 4/5 comments said something like "I wanted an imaginary friend so bad, I just pretended I had one." 😅 What do they think an imaginary friend is 😅 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/20265 things about the new religion I'm starting: 1. We aim to spend 50% of our time asleep 2. 3am is sacred time for zoomies 3. Stew 4. Weekly book club 5. Oh and the sex and death pacts. Should probably mention those. 120
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/03/20265 things to do if you woke up in year 9 with all your current memories: 1. Teach everyone that until you're 17, punishments aren't real 2. Sleep 3. Probably still fail math lol 4. Never date boys 5. Pre-plagerize the Beatles 010
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I've had huge success with sleeping to the sound of "singing" frozen lakes if anyone is wondering what's like whale song but less scary: youtu.be/8dvR_9_jsv4?...youtu.beSong of the ice | 10 HOURS raw ice sounds for sleep/meditation/relaxYouTube video by Jonna Jinton 020
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 23/03/20265 Jamunji traps: - a Rube Goldberg machine that eggs, batters, and fries you - hot singles in your area - bees - oh no, the bees are sexy now - repeatedly stepping on a rake and grimacing dramatically 000
Reposted by LeoCatherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I feel like the difference between Now and Other Times is that the youngs agree with the olds that every part of everything is pretty shit and was better before. Usually that’s an exclusive Old Position. The olds don’t actually know how to handle young folk being like “Yeah fucking absolutely.” 49611
Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The me in my fevered liminal dream began OOOOOIIIIIIRRRRREKEKEKEKing along like it was a song. 000
Reposted by Leoweird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Sings “wrap me in snakes” to the tune of Take Me to Church 181