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Leo

@noshyira.bsky.social
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Cat lover, artist, general manace to society. LGBT, ACAB, all that good stuff. He/they

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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 3h
Of this list: smashing pumpkins. But my favorite is the pale blue-grey eye of someone when you put them in full black and white goth makeup, who never wears goth makeup 🫠
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wandering shade. I keep my shade skin in my closet after it was taken by a jilted lover (which is to say, someone tried to surprise me by taking it to the drycleaners and I'm still mad about it)
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found out Ma Baker are an NZ based company 🥳 sent them an email to ask if I could please buy a box of their cola marshmallow bars because they're delicious and don't appear on the website product list.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Kiwibank says it wants to ‘protect others from harmful content’, but for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place. “I WANT TO FUCK THE KIWIBANK SHEEP,” the post reads." 😂😂😂
thespinoff.co.nz
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a weird dream that some transphobes came sniffing around near me. I mean literally stalking around on all fours like hunter dogs. So I puffed out my chest and walked with my elbows and knees turned out like my limbs were too homophobic to touch the rest of me, and the transphobes went away.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found out about cuteg0re today. I'm not super into the aesthetic, but find the idea of shadow friends in ordinary environments pleasing.
A pink, girly bedroom, full of sanrio and anime characters and toys. The lighting and composition evoke 2000s nostalgia. On the bed, two shadowy figures are sitting together. Their positioning implies that they are maybe talking to each other.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one is better imo. www.youtube.com/live/1-LpQek...
youtube.com
24/7 halloween ambience 🎃 spooky lofi to get chills to
YouTube video by Lofi Girl
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter" - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI 🤢
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really like the idea of the lofi beats to study to trend, but I'm not into the music involved. It all sounds bland and samey. But the Ghibli inspired cityscape animations, and the idea of hanging out in a live chat for a radio station seem like such an amazing vibe.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*sighs and restarts Night Vale*
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahahahaha I don't miss those days in music school, occasionally leaking oil through the baseball on stage while performing the Friday lunchtime concert. So glad I switched my major.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone before me had really serious subject matter and then I had to get up and be like HEY HOW MANY CUCK CHAIR JOKES CAN I MAKE BEFORE IM JUST TELLING ON MYSELF 😅
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHERE DO I DONATE
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to make a doodle challenge where people have to do doodles based on Inktoberlike prompts in order to get ingredients for spells/potions/recipes/candles like those YT/tiktok readathons, but don't know if anyone would care enough for my energy to be worth it. #art #drawing
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(to the tune of Hungry Hungry Hippos) Angry angry LeeO! Angry angry LeeO! Angry angry LeeO! That is all.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight's 3 minutes in hell topic is Contradictions. I've written a little pile of short jokes/one liners to try get back into writing. Haven't much enjoyed it since I made the Raw Quest semifinals and not the finals for the second and finals for the second and final year in a row 🥲
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guy who always gets idioms wrong: "Every time I see him, I get wasps"
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If someone tries to tell you audiobooks don't count, make sure to spoil the next book they're excited to read. It's not like it counts so it's perfectly acceptable 🥰
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Caught this absolute gem the other day 😍🫠
My tabby cat, Wiley, from the chin up. He's just yawned and his eyes are closed, with his tongue out. He's all tucked up in the crook of my legs as I am lying on my side. You can't see that though I've just cropped it to be Wiley's sweet face.
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Elastickman @elastickman.com · 29/08/2026
drew this mean dog maid inspired by a convo with @noshyira.bsky.social
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Livestreaming my bottom surgery and calling it an unboxing
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hate when someone rearranges my guts. I can never find anything afterwards.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jamberee13.bsky.social I waited at the bottom, hoping something would fall down for me to see what the aboveland could be like, but nothing fell in and then I was at my friend's house. I wonder what good things fall into a fairy ring.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jamberee13.bsky.social I dreamt about you! You posted that you like to stand at the bottom of fairy rings to see if anything good falls in. Then I found myself at the bottom of a fairy ring which turns out to be like a basin with a whole world underneath?
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I reckon Jung was the kind of kid to get given two of the same doll for Christmas and make them kiss
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
MY CAT IS SO PRETTY
Wiley, my tabby cat, lying on the bed with his head tucked under, two of his remaining four teeth sticking out, his hands politely folded in front of him, and his back feet ft beans front and centre.Wiley lying on my bed, asleep but his head position says he should be awake. His belly is lightly exposed and his front paws are white with tabby toes like he's wearing fingerless gloves.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I had a dream that those gummy hamburgers came with a Fererro Rocher chocolate or however you spell it.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Lactose intolerance sucks man. Just let milk get married
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Since playing Pokemon Sleep, I have stopped opening my phone from 11pm till I wake in the morning. This has meant I need to buy a torch to handwrite my dreams into a physical journal during the night, thus, sending me back to the oughts.
My Slowpoke in Pokemon Sleep. I named him Winston.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Feel like the waitress was told she wasn't allowed to say "popsicle." She put it on the table, on a plate, and said "um, can I get you uuuuuh knife and fork ooor" And I said "nah think we'll just rawdog it thanks." And she broke and laughed as she walked away.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I went to a high class restaurant and got a dessert the waitress couldn't describe except to say it was a frozen Indian dessert in rose flavour. It came out and it was frozen sweet rose ice cream on a stick. A popsicle. Delicious, but definitely a cylindrical sweet sucky sucky on a stick.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me: Since I saw those women in wedding attire protesting femicide, I now see all bridal garb as funeral wear, and all brides are pacman ghosts. The cafe worker: trying not to laugh as he cleared a nearby table
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Protip: if you experience sleep paralysis, you can hyperventilate to break yourself out of it. Start breathing hard and fast. It won't be pleasant, but now you have a choice between being stuck and being winded but not stuck 😅
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The urge to combine all my favourite pokemon into one, give it a mega, z move, dynamax, tera, and several regional forms to create an absolute TRAINWRECK of a thing. (There was also a meganium musharna)
A slowbro and Lapras combined. The shape is a Lapras, with the shell on its back being a shelder. The colouring and facial expressions are the slowbro.A meganium crossed with a Lapras. The shape is Lapras and the colouring and face are maganium, with a plant on the shell.A meganium crossed with a Dragonair. The shape is Dragonair with the colouring and traits being meganium.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
WAIT THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE LIEUTENANT?!
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"What's it called when people are like, friends but not?" "Ah! Lovers!" "Ok so, Freud and Jung were lovers." (The word was contemporaries)
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
WAIT THAT'S HOW YOU PRONOUNCE LIEUTENANT?!
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think I'm part of a conspiracy. Honestly, I'm just so excited to be part of something.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
5 ways I'm cutting costs rn: 1. Polyamory 2. No more toast with my avocado 3. Send my kids to the battle royale 4. Selling my body (deferred maintenance) 5. Squat in the vacant Wellington CBD shops
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Can't tell if the strong small on this bus is weed, sweat, or that specific smell that comes from a gladwrapped ham sandwich 🤢
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Welcome to Battle of the Bands 🎉 Here's your helmet and an AR-15.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Made a poll asking if people had imaginary friends as children. 4/5 comments said something like "I wanted an imaginary friend so bad, I just pretended I had one." 😅 What do they think an imaginary friend is 😅
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
5 things about the new religion I'm starting: 1. We aim to spend 50% of our time asleep 2. 3am is sacred time for zoomies 3. Stew 4. Weekly book club 5. Oh and the sex and death pacts. Should probably mention those.
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
5 things to do if you woke up in year 9 with all your current memories: 1. Teach everyone that until you're 17, punishments aren't real 2. Sleep 3. Probably still fail math lol 4. Never date boys 5. Pre-plagerize the Beatles
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Daddy dom with daughter issues
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I've had huge success with sleeping to the sound of "singing" frozen lakes if anyone is wondering what's like whale song but less scary: youtu.be/8dvR_9_jsv4?...
youtu.be
Song of the ice | 10 HOURS raw ice sounds for sleep/meditation/relax
YouTube video by Jonna Jinton
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
5 Jamunji traps: - a Rube Goldberg machine that eggs, batters, and fries you - hot singles in your area - bees - oh no, the bees are sexy now - repeatedly stepping on a rake and grimacing dramatically
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I feel like the difference between Now and Other Times is that the youngs agree with the olds that every part of everything is pretty shit and was better before. Usually that’s an exclusive Old Position. The olds don’t actually know how to handle young folk being like “Yeah fucking absolutely.”
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Leo @noshyira.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The me in my fevered liminal dream began OOOOOIIIIIIRRRRREKEKEKEKing along like it was a song.
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sings “wrap me in snakes” to the tune of Take Me to Church
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