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Stollen Pallor

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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 5h
Flavor is actually not that bad as far as peanut butter and banana beers go
Orange and white striped beer cans with Elvis Juice written on them
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whaaat theee fuuuuck
Poster for a Takarazuka Revue version of RRR
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Finally?”
1932 presidential electoral map where every state is blue, save for PA, DE, CT, NH, VE, and ME
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This country has lost its gotdanged mind
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Travel day Gonna be posting a lot along these lines
Crumb cartoon with a short guy with a thought bubble that says “I loathe every person I see on the street! Look at that stupid-asshole.”
Another guy with a hat and sunglasses is walking down the street whistling a tune
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tobey Maguire in a red vest
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She wanted a Prius but the Toyota salesperson was rude to her
Woman in a pink top and jeans walking next to an armored SUV
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me when I’m thinking about how much easier life would be if I never had to worry about making money vs when I am reminded about what happens when people are wealthy enough not to participate in society
A smiling dogA shocked and surprised dog
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jon Bernthal in every movie:
Alec Baldwin in a suit next to an easel with the GE logo and Product Integration written on it
Text below him says: Maybe I should just hold something
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unc if you Bunk
Bunk Moreland with his eyes closed, sitting in a bathroom. He is in a an unbuttoned pink dress shirt with his tie loosened, and he is wearing no pants.
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Pogo mentioned
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry smiling at Miss Piggy
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They’re trying to recreate the Ontario Ford political dynasty in the midwest
Chip Kelly looking in a hard hat and hi res vest
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“So Conan, you have to go to settings and change the default search browser to Google…”
Norm Macdonald talking to Conan O’Brien
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I first learned about this guy because Kerry Wood made his major league debut against him in Montreal. I never forgot about him because \gestures at photo
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mos Eisley Catina-ass face
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I’d like a velvet glove cast in iron”
Screenshot from the Simpsons: Barney and Yoko Ono sit at a bar and a hand is shown offering a bowler hat filled with brown liquor and a plum floating at the top
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“If it’s intentionally awful, just don’t share it”
Jay sherman in front of a chalkboard pleading
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Bipartisanship reform of ICE is as far as she’s willing to go
Screenshot of a previous patty post where she establishes her desire to “separate out the DHS bill & work on common sense steps to rein in ICE and CBP”
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wesley Snipes in a still from Passenger 57
Text below him reads: Always bet on the bay
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
TSA PRE CHECK?
Post with the following text: I’m not sure how a candidate who promotes eliminating TSA Pre-check and nationalizing airlines demonstrates seriousness or awareness of working class issues.
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These are pretty normal smoke attributes
A post talking about being able to see and smell the wildfire smoke
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“If he won’t hoe corn, don’t marry him”
Jay Sherman with 5 o’clock shadow in front of a chalkboard
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jay Sherman teaching English to cab drivers
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gorditos kinda already does this
Picture of a human baby next to a burrito of the same size
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Fuck all y’all”
In Michigan alone, a senior battleground state operative told HuffPost that the state party and local officials were running at roughly one-tenth the paid canvasser capacity that Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) had when he ran for president in 2004. Desperate for more human capital, the state party and local officials ended up raising $300,000 themselves to pay 500 people to help canvass in the election’s closing weeks. By that point, however, they were operating in the dark. One organizer said that in a precinct in Flint, they were sent to a burned down trailer park. No one had taken it off the list of places to visit because no one had been there until the final weekend. Clinton lost the state by 12,000 votes.

A similar situation unfolded in Wisconsin. According to several operatives there, the campaign’s state office and local officials scrambled to raise nearly $1 million for efforts to get out the vote in the closing weeks. Brooklyn headquarters had balked at funding it themselves, arguing that the state already had a decent-sized footprint because of the labor-backed super PAC For Our Future and pointing out that Clinton had never trailed in a single poll in Wisconsin.
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Labeling has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the labeling
Package of cheese labeled Natural Cheese (ナチュラルチーズ)
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Different mountain, but I imagine the results are the same
Cookie Box packaging that reads “chocolate Mountain Cookies: Big Nut”
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do you ever work on striking?
Uwe boll putting up his dukes
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What is the opposite of the Juice?
A very bad reply, repost, fave ratio
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
TGIF
David Luiz kneeling and giving thanks to god after losing to Germany 7-1
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Negative Her bullshit pandering was obvious from the jump She has always been a soulless money accumulation vehicle And it has been tiresome for other people to not recognize it sooner
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“You miss 100% of the chances you don’t create” - No Fear
A image that shows 0 Big Chances Created while also showing 1 Big Chanced Missed
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bought a beer because it was pretty
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Now I gotta deal with muppet nationalists too?
A wooden sign with Yarn & Soil written on it
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
These sponges ain’t shit I’ve eaten 4 of them and don’t feel any different
A pack of ‘hard’ sponges with only one remaining in the package
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Leaving work every evening
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You gotta make some effort to tag or reference Conner O’Malley
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tommy?
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bluesky is a sprots website
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“What the hell kind of name is Karen B. Ass?”
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Such a nice shot
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What planet are these people from? Maybe this person doesn’t know what watered down means?
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They’re calling it the most socially irresponsible movie of the summer
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Except, Saquon’s decision was always ideological
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Stollen Pallor @noses.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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