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Norton

@nortonutilities.bsky.social
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
😐
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
Sam. Those are a scam.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
They don’t work.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
Yes, Sam.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
Yes, Sam.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 4h
Huh?
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Soon. Jump out of the car like that again and I will leave you behind.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*stops the car*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*keeps driving*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*slows down a little more*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*still driving*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*slows down a little bit*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
… *keeps driving*
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
……. Probably not.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of course.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Samuel I would tell you to your face if I did.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well you don’t have a wife so I’d say you’re already on a better path currently. You also had a … lot going on at the time.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The both of you lacked any sort of proper communication … I’m not saying that absolves you of anything, but I can see how it got to that point.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For what it’s worth it at least gave me more time to see you during the day.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If she never bothered to drain it and it tasted like more acetone then, yes. Most likely.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
… It probably was more acetone. I always wondered how you kept getting leaks like that. It’s easy enough to drain it manually.. There really wasn’t a need for her to do any of that.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Open up. 🫩
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🫩
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because they see you as property and they want to make sure they don’t lose or misplace said property. They also want you to be running the software that they approve of.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Samuel that’s not what’s happening.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not the program.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t believe they really had the audacity to install that junk onto my kid.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🥱
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
????
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uh-huh. 🫩
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Couch.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SAMUEL .
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫩
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I never denied that.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That wasn’t a compliment.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You always find the least flattering ways to go about this.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Prove it.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunate.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can assure you any attempts won’t work on me.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is that supposed to mean?
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok Mr. “Not Gay” it seems like you’ll be on the couch.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫩
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know why you’re so reluctant to admit it.
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Norton @nortonutilities.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have a child, Samuel.
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