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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe

@northernheckler.bsky.social
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Mainly retired former Special School Head & Teacher. Born in North, Living down South. English by the quirks of fate. Labour till I die, unless they get another tosser like Corbyn. Huddersfield Town is my religion

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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wordle 1,941 3/6 Neat ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟦 🟦🟧⬜🟧🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The NYT account of Trump’s latest mind bending idiocy. It’s an astonishing read. (Also free to read afaik). After Russian Diesel Deal, Trump Faces New Crisis Over Ukraine www.nytimes.com/2026/10/12/w...
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After Russian Diesel Deal, Trump Faces New Crisis Over Ukraine
President Trump’s surprise decision to suspend sanctions on Russian diesel fuel stunned Ukrainian and European officials, who were meeting with U.S. envoys at an exclusive golf club near Miami.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... This is such a lazy inaccurate article. I’d expect better from BBC
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I was told I had depression for 14 years until I got sectioned - it was bipolar
Kimberley Atkinson assumed her symptoms were depression until her behaviour started to change dramatically.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve missed a couple of days of news. And what do I come back to ? Trump is doing deals with Putin to bring the price of diesel down. Which he could have done more easily by ending the war he started with Iran
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wordle 1,938 3/6 Go deh !! ⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜ ⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch on hearing of Jeffrey Archer’s death - "I am incredibly saddened to hear this news. "He … was always a great source of encouragement to me … a dear friend to so many of us and the Conservative family will be reeling at this news.”
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just watching a bit of the EFL Trophy prior to switching to see the England v Croatia game. The trophy is now sponsored by Jersey Mikes - the US Sub chain. That’s Sub as in the sandwiches that Subway sell for UK readers. Here’s a thread about it.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wordle 1,933 6/6 Rabbit hole !! 🟧⬜🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧⬜🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is he still alive then ? What toy is he playing with today ?
El Presidente His Highness Baron von Bombast of Vulgaria
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another set of ads that baffle me - the ones for Argos which have a bunch of toys coming to life to kidnap members of the public to take them to Argos to convince them that Argos isn’t just for toys. The problem is - nobody ever did think Argos was just for toys. Also - Abduction ? As a USP ??
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do Skoda ads make such a thing about the Shh sound, supposedly at the start of Shhkoda ? At best it makes no difference At worst it reinforces the already strong association between Shhkoda and shhit 💩
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just seen Win Win with Peoples Postcode Lottery on ITV. I think this is a new low point for ITV - programming dictated by a profit making gambling company. Set up in direct opposition to the Government sanctioned National Lottery. It’s also god awful TV Won’t watch that again.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best bit of commentary on #ENG v #CRO - Sam Matterface - There are some Croatia fans watching the match from the roof of a nearby apartment block Lee Dixon - There are some who are watching it from behind the settee
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The all-child crowd at the Croatia- England game is very cute especially at the pretty little stadium between the mountains and the sea. That cage for the away fans behind the goal looks a bit cruel & unusual though.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 3/6 Go on then - beat that ! 🟦⬜⬜🟧⬜ 🟧⬜⬜⬜🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Norway draft excluder must have felt like a right Charlie lying on the floor as the ball almost burst the back of the net for Wales’s second. #WAL #NOR
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flag at the Wales v Norway match - it’s the national flag, complete with Welsh dragon, but with the added slogan “Eat More Chips !” Excellent! - can someone try and get a picture ?
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever read an article posing as news, that is so vacuous, unimportant, and completely and utterly made up. What a load of bollocks. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Classy or classist? How bare nails became a hot issue
Bare nails - or nails that appear that way - are a growing trend. But is it as innocent as it seems?
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have another account on BlueSky Every person I follow on there is someone who has randomly blocked me for no reason on this account. If someone has a reason to block me I don’t bother. They usually seem like regular anti-Trump types, make few posts, & have less than 100 followers
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two days into Autumn- so it’s change of door wreath time.
Autumn door wreath mounted on blue front door
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want this man to go to jail for a long time. His supposed patriotism is merely a cover for his inhumanity. In my version of patriotism there is no room for people with that degree of hatred in our country (or any other for that matter) (btw - watch the video) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Copilot wanted to present me with my “industry news” This was the summary - Demand for minding one's own business remains strong. Stakeholders continue to recommend cycling elsewhere. Analysts report no further comments at this time. I think it’s a pretty neat answer to the suggestions I gave.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heard Estelle Morris on BBC R4 this morning. lovely to hear her. One of the best education secretaries I’ve encountered, and one of just two that I’ve met. I recall that she resigned basically because she didn’t think she was good enough. Brutally honest. I think she was wrong !
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For my US followers, this guy was “protesting” at lifeboat crew saving lives of people crossing from France to England illegally. I think - If someone’s drowning - help them ! Anyway he got 2 years jail for throwing a plastic bottle at a police officer. That’s heavy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Man jailed for bottle throwing at Eastney migrant protest
Del Somerville, 42, pleaded guilty to violent disorder following an overnight protest at Eastney.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I may be older than Ronaldo, but I can do Wordle in 3 goes Wordle 1,923 3/6 🟦⬜⬜⬜🟦 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ronaldo scores a goal against Wales. Acts like he’s won the World Cup. Gets it ruled out for offside. Sulks like a cat locked out in a thunderstorm. #overthehill #ronaldo
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you weren't sure, this should 100% prove Trumpy is not only insane, he's 100% full-blown psychopath.
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SK @sk-76.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Muhammad Ali speaks at an anti-Vietnam War rally at the University of Chicago (1967) Photo: William Pauer for Chicago Sun-Times
A man at a podium stands with his hand in the air pointing above.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@nytimes.com saw the Batman’s Wayne Manor infested with bats piece. I live 10 minutes down the road from Mentmore Towers. We seem to suddenly have way more bats around just now. Never noticed them much before. Spot them just at twilight. Tiny things. Could it be the caped crusader’s influence ?
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoo Golden Gate !! And the waves are animated (ok, big deal I hear you all say !)
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m updating all three of my self owned devices to Apple OS 27 (iPhone, Macmini, iPad - and Yes ! It is available for iPad too). Phone is the first to complete. So hello world !!
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No flying pigs today
Battersea Power Station
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watched the end of Series 2 of Ludwig on BBC iPlayer. Well it’s a bit of a spoiler to reveal that there will be a series 3. Or at least one is planned. I found the series disappointing. Took a long time to get into its stride, and is ultimately just teeing up Series 3. Bummer.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Went to see “Practical Magic 2” at the cinema today. Let’s just say I’m glad my income isn’t dependent on writing a review for it. It was … interesting 🤨 !
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump is saying concerns over AI are a hoax. Just like Global Warming. Well that’s a relief 🫪
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another day another blocking. I’m such a bad person. I didn’t even interact with today’s blocker. They were probably just being cautious. What with me being so nasty an’ that.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anybody here do Letterboxd ? If you could give me a clue I’d be much obliged. At the moment it’s like telling myself what movies I like so that I’ll know. (I already do !) There must be more to it. !!
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The statement put out by ProRef on this is pathetic. Words chosen to merely confuse. No subjectivity about it - Fernandez offside. BUT SO WAS HARLAND. !! United still deserved to lose though. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Manchester derby VAR officials not given Premier League game at weekend
The video assistant referee for the Manchester derby, Matt Donohue, and his assistant VAR, Blake Antrobus, are not appointed for this weekend's Premier League games.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have any long term Evernote users out there managed to negotiate a sensible price for it ? It used to be a main app of mine, but it’s silly expensive now for what should be a very low cost app. I’m looking at Joplin, which is good tbf but it’s a bit of a faff. (Open Source so a labour of love)
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are there any other words that mean exactly the opposite of what they mean. As well as “sanction” Trump is sanctioning Iran oil Trump has sanctioned the sale of Venezuelan oil by America. I know he just makes words mean whatever he wants but it’s confusing even without him.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That Monday morning feeling. It’s a hard life but somebody has to do it !
2 lazy cats
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seen a lot of US news talking about Americans angry at diesel prices of $6 per gallon. In the UK diesel is around £1.90 per litre. Which equates to $9.70 in dollars per US gallon. Still wondering why the world is angry with America over Trump ??
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So here I am waiting for surgery. How did I end up having surgery on the 25th anniversary of 9/11. ?? Not the best omen. It’ be reight ! As we say in Yorkshire
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RNLI volunteers are being advised not to wear branded clothing for their personal safety. I think it might be time for us ALL to start wearing RNLI branded clothing. #RNLI #IamSpartacus #FightFascism
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m in process of tidying up my account. I follow nearly 3,000 people who don’t follow me. I’m in the process of unfollowing most of them. Anyone who’s followed me recently, I’ll get round to following back. Nudge me if I dont.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Does anyone know know what the opposite of “bare” is ? In the sense of “bare” meaning “lots of” This is in the dialect known as Roadman, for those not aware. Eg. “Man want bare mayo wit dem chips bred innit !” Would mean you wanted lots of mayonnaise on your chips. But for just a bit ???
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just reading about Trump proposing to pay Americans 5k if the Republicans win the mid-terms. I love the smell of desperation in the mornings !
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had high hopes for Budweiser Budvar 0.0% Nope ! It’s crap ! A bitter yeasty aftertaste. I won’t be having it again. If anyone is wondering what the American Budweiser no-alcohol version is like - it’s almost like water it’s so lacking in taste.
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NorthernHeckler as I live & breathe @northernheckler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This from NYT. Seems less than constructive to me. Also you have warships & aircraft carriers & thousands of airmen, sailors & marines, & F35s and that. And you go after tankers ? Tough guys uh ? U.S. Hits 5 Iranian Oil Tankers, Citing Attempted Strikes on Warship www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/w...
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U.S. Hits 5 Iranian Oil Tankers, Citing Attempted Strikes on Warship
Iran retaliated by launching missiles at Jordan, raising the specter of still more fighting.
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