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@normtroll.bsky.social
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Canada needs to figure their shit out. How is it possible they just burn half their forest every summer and make it our problem
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love Quinn Hughes. That’s all
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
LMAOOO Olivia Miles is so fucking good
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Quinn Hughes
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How the fuck did we get her 2nd overall?
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Really cool sport!
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Did Makar even play last night?
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If Buffalo/Montreal goes the length, the Canes are going to have like an 18 day break
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fuck you Julius Randle you loser
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
How the fuck is that a foul on Randle? Wemby just chucks it backwards over his head, smacks Randle in the head, and gets 2 free throws? Someone dive at Wemby’s knee already
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yeah I’ll plug back into the NBA when Wemby retires or snaps a leg. It’ll be a colossal failure on his part if he isn’t the most decorated basketball player in league history by the time he retires. This is like Alabama Derrick Henry playing middle school football
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Wait Cole Caufield still doesn’t have an even strength goal yet???? Lmao what a fraud 50 that was
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you’ve ever voted for anyone that isn’t a MAGA affiliate, please check your voter registration ASAP. I’m positive they unregistered millions of non-MAGA voters, and are likely to put up roadblocks to re-registering. Do it now, midterms is in 6 months
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love Seth Jarvis’ game so much. What a stellar player. Would love to have him on the Wild
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So fucking absurd the NBA rigged the lottery to give the Spurs wemby. It’s ridiculous how stacked the West is. Ant would have 3 finals appearances in the East
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hope this is the last game Gustavsson ever plays for the Minnesota Wild. What a fucking loser
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Eastern Conference in the NBA is such a joke. Ant would have his 4th straight finals appearance this year if he played in the East
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Brutal hairline from Makar. Dudes got brutal lettuce altogether
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wolves would be winning this game by 20 if they had Donte, Ayo and a >90% Ant
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wemby is bad for basketball. If he doesn’t win 8 championships and 10 MVPs, he should be considered a failure. No ones ever had a bigger physical advantage in any of the big 4 sports since maybe Wilt, and probably never before that. It’ll be him and Wilt
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chayka might be the worst GM hire in the history of North American sports. There’s no possible way MLSE legitimately thought he’d be the best option. There are 2 options in my mind: 1. Chayka is blackmailing MLSE for something 2. Chayka was willing to work for next to nothing, and MLSE has no money
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The Nuggets subreddit is so salty, I love it. They were all so confident going into the series. I’m excited to eliminate them again next year
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I just made myself crack up from a Hogwarts joke
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Makar takes 1 playoff hit and his body immediately folds
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My dogs go nuts for these
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Whatever AI program the Locked On podcasts use to cut their clips needs to be fired into the sun. Just comically bad clips, probably the worse in podcasting
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
UCLA just won the beach volleyball championship. Another championship for the Big Ten
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m watching an episode of SVU from 2009 and ICE are portrayed as the bad guys. The NYC cops all hate ICE. The victims hate ICE. Pretty interesting
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The Twins have gotta be in the running for worst bullpen in league history
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Watching the Wild game again. It’s pretty crazy how good Robo is with his hands and his shot, while being an absolutely piss poor skater. Also being that big and that allergic to contact is absurd
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can you imagine what the people would be saying about LeBron if he lost to the Iowa Wolves in the first round in his age 32 season? Jokic is a fraud. Never beaten a 50-win team in the playoffs. Easiest championship run in league history. BUM
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If anyone needs me, I’ll be spending all night pleasuring myself while reading every single comment in the Stars and Nuggets subreddits. Hilarious amounts of cope and sadness. Inject it into my veins
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just this past October, the Nuggets gave this a 5-year deal at $25m/year. Kicks in next season. Contract hasn’t started and is already in contention for worst contract in the NBA
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Reverse jinx works again. Wolves and Wild advance. What a night. Still pissed my great grandparents didn’t all live to Southern California so our family was settled and established there rather than here. Oh well
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I despise my great grandparents for all settling in this loser state. I hate all of my teams. How the fuck did they not move to California in the 50’s and before? Imagine if you bought a few houses in 1930’s LA? Entire family wouldn’t have to work. We’d be warm. We wouldn’t cheer for LOSER teams
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I just want to let all you BlueSky libs know I’m very much enjoying the meltdown today. Sorry your MAGA-lite candidate won’t win. Go suck your daddy Trump’s dick a little more
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m excited to see people on here melt down over Mills suspending her campaign
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Watching the rest of the NHL playoffs is kind of infuriating, because there are like 7 teams the Wild would sweep. Instead, bc of a dumb ass format, we’re stuck playing the 2 best teams in hockey the first 2 rounds (provided they get there), despite finishing 3rd in the conference
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lmao what a whiff by Konecny
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hutson gets absolutely cooked on the 2-on-1. He didn’t try to take away the pass or the shot, he just stood there
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Twins are so pathetic man
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Are the Pistons the worst 1 seed of all time?
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
To me, common sense wins out here. You can’t see underneath Jarry’s skate, but that’s obviously over. With how deep his skate is, and where it is on the blade, that has to be completely over the line. Good call
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Moser is going to be a star in this league
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Incredible choke job by Montreal. But I will not complain about at least 2 more games of this series
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My neighbors are burning the shit out of something right now. Like bad enough that I almost want to go knock on their door and make sure they didn’t pass out while cooking
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man it really fucking sucks Ant and Donte are both done for the year. This was starting to look like a championship team, getting hot at the right time. Probs still weren’t with Ant already hobbled, but now without him and Donte at all, they have 0 shot against the Spurs or Thunder
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I think the Byron Murphy contract was not one that appeased Flores. This draft is even more evidence that he really believes anyone can play DB for him if he has the front 7 he likes
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
What a missle from Lane Hutson
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normtroll.bsky.social @normtroll.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Jaden McDaniels talked his shit then completely backed it up. What a win for the Wolves
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