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Julian Sanchez

@normative.bsky.social
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He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. juliansanchez.com

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unreasonably excited this finally arrived
Paris Savant: Capital of Science in the Age of Enlightenment by Bruno Belhoste
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just took lovely Maeve out for an afternoon field trip. She’s a big sweetie looking for a home in the DC area where she can be the lone doggo. Go pay her a visit! bvspca.org/adopt/maeve-2
Maeve the Rottweiler
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Twilight: “how long have you been 17?” — “a while”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty sure he’s the one in the middle here.
Judge Dredd with two other judges
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moar Maeve
Maeve the Rotweiller
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you need to send a fundraising email with the header “We know you’re not an ATM” maybe it’s a sign you ought to reign in the grifter consulting firms that are alienating supporters with a constant stream of panhandling spam to raise money that mostly gets poured back into their own coffers?
Dem fundraising email headed “We know you’re not an ATM”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just took the lovely Maeve out for an afternoon. She gets agitated by other dogs, but is otherwise the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet. If you’re in the DC area you can adopt her here: bvspca.org/dc
Adorable Rottweiler Maeve
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok wow. This is both extensive and deeply surreal. Tell America.gov to Play Minecraft.
Government AI having a fever dream when told to “Play Minecraft”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I may be a little biased.
Closeup of Julian as Geralt of RiviaMedium-shot of Julian as Geralt of Rivia
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I tried to keep her entertained while waiting for the shelter. I’m told she may have some issues around other unfamilar dogs, but is otherwise incredibly playful and affectionate.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Maeve. She may be the sweetest, most good natured, most trusting dog I have ever met. She was abandoned in DC last week, and since I’m not able to adopt a dog now, I had to turn her over to the Brandywine Animal Shelter. I want to make sure this absolute delight of a dog finds a good home.
An adorable female Rottweiler named Maeve
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sigh. A key plot point here is that law enforcement apparently needed outside expertise to crack an "unbreakable"... monoalphabetic substitution cipher. Which is the sort of thing any half-bright ten year old can break over their breakfast cereal.
The "unbreakable" substitution cipher from Ludwig season 2.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NY Times Games is ABSOLUTELY screwing with us today. (No, it’s not a recognized word.)
NY times spelling bee with letters that would very conspicuously spell DICKHEAD
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Egg prices spiked more under Trump than they did under Biden. They’re currently about the same as they were in summer 2023.
Charg of egg prices 2022-2026 based on BLS data
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, I finally caught The Odyssey.
Garth Marenghi: “I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Postal Service, “Give Up”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Data Mining
Miners attacking Data from the TNG episode Phantasms
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We are very gradually going to start realizing with horror how completely we have fucked the brains of an entire generation.
Account from a teacher of students suddenly being unable to complete an assignment  not amenable to AI
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Simpsons, Marge to Homer: “This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.”  Homer to Marge: “You say that so much it’s lost all meaning”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am not making this up. marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spiders...
Spiders-Man
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Faith, No? More!
Lionel Hutz business card from The Simpsons, with “Works on continency / No money down” modified to “Works on contingency? No, money down!”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Built to Spill: Keep it Like a Secret
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Surely we can get more creative than that
Foucault’s account of the execution of the regicide Damiens
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I never guess.
Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy to see this stayed in; bootlegers/baptists is a neutrally useful analytic lens, not just a cudgel for libertarians.
Selection from Yandle & Smith’s “Bootleggers & Baptists”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fun by mail.
Book cover: “The Good Dr Guillotin and his Strange Device”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Person is eaten in Dahmer-involved gastronomy
WSJ headline: “Person is killed in ICE-involved shooting in Maine”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Catching a performance of The Hound of the Baskervilles
Three performers standing outdoors in a park surrounded by flowering trees doing The Hound of the Baskervilles
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Khan in Star Trek II: “You are in a position to demand nothing, sir.”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Evening reading
“Credulity” by Emily Ogden
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan: “Stop making new Oreos”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Crows circling & cawing overhead during an outdoor local reading of Macbeth, like they know what’s up
Park reading of an abbreviated Macbeth
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I thought it was pretty good!
Me as the Joker for Halloween one million years ago
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sam Lowry trying out the “executive decision maker” (a gadget that randomly selects “yes” or “no”) from the film Brazil
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Garth Marenghi from Darkplace: “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nosferatu-like Vampire in Guillermo DelToro’s The Strain applies makeup & prosthetics to look human
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It IS a slogan associated with criminals, I suppose…
Donald Trump at the Libertarian Party convention in front of a giant backdrop that says “Become Ungovernable”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Apparently a bit of a theme…
Painting from the Parroquia de San Miguel Arcangel in Spain showing Michael stomping Satan, who appears to be enjoying it
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I just want to note that Magic the Gathering predicted RFK’s tenure at HHS back in 2024 by printing a card called MAHA that makes all creatures weak and sickly.
Maha, Its Feathers Night
{3}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elemental Bird
Flying, trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Creatures your opponents control have base toughness 1.
“Its wingspan reaches from dusk to dawn.”
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have done all I can to placate The Owl yet it remains in horror movie scribble form. If I die suddenly and mysteriously, Duolingo is responsible.
Duolingo app icon in horrifying scribble form
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Not my normal aesthetic but decided to snag the painting that hung above one of the entrance to one of the barrooms for my little home bar.
Painting of a bartender mixing a cocktail, with several postage stamps affixed to it, formerly hanging above the backbar entrance to House of Secrets
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Some photos from House of Secrets
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