Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just took lovely Maeve out for an afternoon field trip. She’s a big sweetie looking for a home in the DC area where she can be the lone doggo. Go pay her a visit! bvspca.org/adopt/maeve-2 550388
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you need to send a fundraising email with the header “We know you’re not an ATM” maybe it’s a sign you ought to reign in the grifter consulting firms that are alienating supporters with a constant stream of panhandling spam to raise money that mostly gets poured back into their own coffers? 14963170
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just took the lovely Maeve out for an afternoon. She gets agitated by other dogs, but is otherwise the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet. If you’re in the DC area you can adopt her here: bvspca.org/dc 229147
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok wow. This is both extensive and deeply surreal. Tell America.gov to Play Minecraft. 14528
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I tried to keep her entertained while waiting for the shelter. I’m told she may have some issues around other unfamilar dogs, but is otherwise incredibly playful and affectionate. 1946
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is Maeve. She may be the sweetest, most good natured, most trusting dog I have ever met. She was abandoned in DC last week, and since I’m not able to adopt a dog now, I had to turn her over to the Brandywine Animal Shelter. I want to make sure this absolute delight of a dog finds a good home. 4624195
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sigh. A key plot point here is that law enforcement apparently needed outside expertise to crack an "unbreakable"... monoalphabetic substitution cipher. Which is the sort of thing any half-bright ten year old can break over their breakfast cereal. 2142
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11/09/2026NY Times Games is ABSOLUTELY screwing with us today. (No, it’s not a recognized word.) 16691
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Egg prices spiked more under Trump than they did under Biden. They’re currently about the same as they were in summer 2023. 442993
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We are very gradually going to start realizing with horror how completely we have fucked the brains of an entire generation. 211837494
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I am not making this up. marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spiders... 7482
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Happy to see this stayed in; bootlegers/baptists is a neutrally useful analytic lens, not just a cudgel for libertarians. 080
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Person is eaten in Dahmer-involved gastronomy 21153198
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Catching a performance of The Hound of the Baskervilles 1220
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Crows circling & cawing overhead during an outdoor local reading of Macbeth, like they know what’s up 0562
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It IS a slogan associated with criminals, I suppose… 1306
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I just want to note that Magic the Gathering predicted RFK’s tenure at HHS back in 2024 by printing a card called MAHA that makes all creatures weak and sickly. 213919
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I have done all I can to placate The Owl yet it remains in horror movie scribble form. If I die suddenly and mysteriously, Duolingo is responsible. 3383
Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Not my normal aesthetic but decided to snag the painting that hung above one of the entrance to one of the barrooms for my little home bar. 1330