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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 17h

BREAKING: Zack Polanski given huge boost in polls after being banned from entering Israel

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 03/10/2026

BREAKING: Iran has urged France to respect human rights while handling the protests 👀

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 27/09/2026

The terrorists had infiltrated the annual Labour Party conference in Liverpool. Thankfully, steadfast police officers discovered old ladies with deadly weapons such as signs with unapproved words. They have been dragged off to cells and now face up to 14 years in prison. Isn't this brilliant?

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 22/09/2026

Iran's Foreign Minister, Dr Abbas Aragchi, has arrived in New York City for the UN General Assembly meeting. You know how we told you the Iranians were all cowardly and hid away? Yeah we might have lied about that.

image of Dr Abbas Aragchi stepping off plane. Text reads: Iran’s Foreign Minister, Dr. Abbas Araghchi, has arrived in New York City for the UN General Assembly meeting. I'm told that his balls broke the tarmac as he stepped off the aeroplane.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 19/09/2026

If you still weren't convinced that Ed Sheeran is on the right side of history, just know that Jeremy Clarkson has joined Tommy Robinson and Lucy Connolly in coming out in support of him 👀

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 03/09/2026

Now that Iran has completely destroyed every US base in the Middle East and forced US aircraft carriers to limp away, President Trump is considering the bold move of declaring total victory and pretending the whole thing never happened ❤️

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 02/09/2026

I don't mean to upset you, but someone has completely destroyed an Israeli arms factory in Belgium 😭😭😭

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 16/05/2026

BREAKING: Man optimistic he can replace hated prime minister and win over the public by doing the exact same policies, but in a Mancunian accent ♥️

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 15/05/2026

I don't mean to upset you, but Wes Streeting's leadership challenge is likely to end in crushing humiliation because no one wants him (apart from Palantir). We could be witnessing the end of Wes Streeting's political career 😭😭😭

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 25/04/2026

Major discussions in Downing Street over whether to blame Lisa Nandy or David Lammy for the upcoming wipe out in the local elections. Whoever the prime minister chooses, he is expected to take full personal responsibility... by sacking them.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 22/04/2026

BREAKING: Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to replace Peter Mandelson as ambassador to the US. The prime minister assures journalists that full process has been followed.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 20/04/2026

In a powerful speech, Prime Minister Starmer has apologised to Epstein’s victims and taken full responsibility for getting caught. He has vowed to harshly punish the advisor who told him to lie about hiring Peter Mandelson. This is what leadership looks like.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 20/04/2026

Palantir unveils stunning AI-powered prototype to help spread democracy across the Middle East and Global South. What could possibly go wrong? 👀

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 19/04/2026

Elon Musk says universal high income will combat AI job losses, but failing that, his preferred option would be to acquire the AI systems they use in Gaza to help him hunt workers for sport.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 16/04/2026

Israel has destroyed the hospital in Tebnine, southern Lebanon after receiving intelligence that it was treating sick and injured civilians

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 12/04/2026

When Orban was flagging in the polls, it was hoped that a last-minute endorsement from JD Vance might save his campaign, but it somehow did the opposite. I can't figure it out either...

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 12/04/2026

BREAKING: Netanyahu jubilant as ceasefire talks with Iran collapse just before his corruption trial was set to resume. Thousands more innocent people get to die so he can postpone his imprisonment ♥️

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 11/04/2026

BREAKING: Netanyahu confident he can find a way to destroy ceasefire with Iran before the resumption of his corruption trial

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 10/04/2026

BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz shipping tolls would break law of the sea, argues Yvette Cooper who says it's not for her to judge if Israel is committing genocide

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 03/04/2026

BREAKING: Iran says regime change operation in US is well underway as a string of senior officials and military chiefs resign from their roles 👀

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 02/04/2026

BREAKING: An Israel-backed terror group called "the United States of America" has blown up a bridge in Iran

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 02/04/2026

BREAKING: I must bring you the upsetting news that an Iranian missile has struck an Israeli sewage pipe, flooding a Tel Aviv district with shit. What did they ever do to deserve this?😭😭😭

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 27/03/2026

Huge congratulations to Ben Shapiro who is eligible to fight in Iran now that the US has increased the age of enlistment to 42. I'm sure Ben will be signing up any minute now...

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 13/03/2026

It's absolutely ridiculous to suggest that Prince Andrew and Lord Mandelson had any idea what their good friend Jeffrey Epstein was getting up to. Only a conspiracy theorist would suggest otherwise.

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 27/02/2026

Starmer's "If you don't like it, you can leave" will go down as one of the greatest political speeches in the Green Party's history

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 11/01/2026

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 08/12/2024

You're right, they're Al Quaida, my bad x

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