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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 19h
Sorry kids, no Christmas gifts from uncle Bradley this year. He lost all his money trying to buy a skidoo with Grok.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 21h
Arch what you doin lmfao
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 22h
Every so often my wife will try a “rewatch” of Grey’s Anatomy. She still has yet to actually finish the show.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 23h
I’m really supposed to think this Ole Miss team that lost by 3 scores to Florida is a top 10 team?
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When you don’t get to see ACC football in person.
A sad Brazil fan
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TCU and Tottenham in a competition for who can play worse football
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Any dem candidate who doesn’t commit to putting Stephen Miller under a max security prison isn’t worth voting for.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I now see at least 2 other people beat me to this image. Drat.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a message from the President.” The President:
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe the most incurious person in history. Someone who would trade the world to stare at his reflection.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s worth the laugh to scroll back up the thread to see what terms he’s taking umbrage with here. Even funnier when you find the post of him essentially saying “but me insulting a large swath of people is different because it’s not insulting me, specifically!”
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can either have a $500 denim jacket for free or a 50% chance of getting the $8000 jacket for free…
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FIRE shouldn’t be looked at any different than Fed Soc if we’re being honest here.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vamanos España
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Virtuality Assisting Rapists
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(Chet blocks his shot) Wemby: now I am become death
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My only comment to Chud the Builder allegedly shooting himself in the leg
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
BREAKING: world’s most racist billionaire continues to be a racist.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Today I will be making my late grandmother’s chicken cacciatore. A recipe she passed down to my mom, who passed it to me. Every time I cook it, I feel she is alive again.” (Bobby Flay emerging like the Undertaker) “Your grandma must not have know a Birds Eye’s Chili takes this dish to a new level.”
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s the original version of Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi. A song about the ultimate futility and self destructive nature of hedonism that masquerades as a party anthem. The remix, which is a more upbeat house party style that plays with zero of the self awareness, only makes it more millennial.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Honestly Wurman just needs to be disbarred and removed from the legal profession. This amount of opportunistic bad faith cannot be tolerated.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
District Court Judges ruling against Trump following a contested hearing? A sham and fraud to the legal practice. Me and a handful of my weirdo friends writing some blogs against birthright citizenship? Evidence of a serious legal debate.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Same guy who like a week ago was saying the mere existence of seven law professors who support Trump’s birthright citizenship EO shows there’s an actual debate about the citizenship clause. Why are they letting this guy teach students?
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They could simply say the bombing of Iran and assassination of their spiritual leader is unjust but I guess that’s too much to ask of our opposition party.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Left Twitter/X but I see still good ole fashioned anti-Arab racism is alive here.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ICE/DHS killed two American citizens and then called both of them domestic terrorists who deserved to die. Their social media accounts constantly make posts about how immigrants are enemies of America and are invading. What the fuck is a damn body cam supposed to do to prevent that?
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ivy League professor: Oh so it makes you a pedophile to send someone an email now! The email in question: Hi Jeffrey! Great time on the island, loved the, shall we say, accoutrement!
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Can’t think of any reason that, if/when Dems take back power, the Trump DOJ attorneys shouldn’t be completely black balled from the legal profession and disbarred if possible. Ethics requirements have to mean more than just “don’t commingle client funds.”
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I like how these conspiracies never even attempt to explain how these “funders” actually get people to stay and protest after being paid. It’s all like: Step 1. Pay randos to protest Step 2. ????? Step 3. They don’t just pocket the money and hit up the nearest liquor store
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As opposed to getting a cancer diagnosis here where we just love making sure people have access to healthcare.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Being the team opposite the “ultimate feel good story” team is a rough spot to be in
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
He cannot escape himself
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Reading “I’m so unpredictable. I’m so heterodox” to the cadence of “I’m so gangster. I’m so thug.” from Hey Soul Sister.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
That Schumer has attained a high level of political office is the truest indictment of meritocracy.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Nostradamus? Is that you?
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
“We need to do a better job of explaining the governments rationale” The government has had multiple court cases, press briefings, etc. to explain why they are sending these people to a torture camp. How is she so bad at this?!
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Reminder that the most (in)famous Free Press “reporting” piece before Bari left for CBS was letting a “whistleblower” lob allegations of medical malpractice against a transgender medical clinic. These allegations have been strongly denied but the piece is still up without any mention of the denial.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Examine your biases” I say after Twitter users I don’t like point out direct evidence that my friend is an invidious dolt.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Jacoby Brissett or Jared Goff
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Playoff wins: Pete Golding: 1 Lane Kiffin: 0
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If Cristobal has them attempt another field goal deep in A&M territory after that he should be charged with a felony.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Truly amazing these people are incapable of realizing how annoying and cringey they are. Just govern the country, man. Be normal.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It’ll actually be Duke who goes. I know it doesn’t make sense.
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What if he accidentally locked himself in that yoga studio he goes to every morning?
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
LSU/Oklahoma really setting offense back 100 years
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hang 100 on em Scar
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Normal One @normalatty.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The only person who will run faster today is Elko to sign that extension after this lol
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