normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 5hFaster Pussycat - Non Stop to Nowhere www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m83...youtube.comFaster Pussycat - Nonstop To Nowhere (Official Video)YouTube video by Atlantic Records 010 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 5hThe Great Escape. Who knows how many pelicans had to dig a tunnel to get him out. 070 7
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 6hEagles.....not my genre, but the one I hum the most when I grocery shopping. Because Joe Walsh, yeah. 050 5
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 6hBecause it makes their skinny penises look huge. Probably have truck nuts on their pick-ups to go with. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 7hIt'll also make it easier to push him in and out of his toy helicopter in a wheelchair when he finally strokes out. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 7hIf not vegan, at least certified organic. Yes that will raise the cost of my nithing poles, but integrity has it's cost. You get what you pay for when it comes to curses. 040 4
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 8hI love a good curse. Currently researching where one can buy a severed horse head (not a real one, just a sturdy fake one that looks real). Might start an online Etsy store to sell pre-made nithing poles. My vision is entire cities of nithing poles aimed at Washington. Still working on logistics. 170 7
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 16/10/2026There's always the fallback excuse using her 4 kids allegedly saying, "we want our mommy". We know they aren't, but maga hearts will all say "awww, what good mother to quit her to job to suckle our next incubus". 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Or one of those "microwave popcorn for breakfast" people that stink the joint up with gagging fumes. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Lack of education. Most of them never made past 6th grade. How they even know how to log onto a computer is beyond me. I'm not even sure how they know how to feed themselves. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026ruh ruh ruh ruh ruh. Translation: go get me a sandwich, please. 0110 11
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Few things in the world are as soft and smooth and warm as a lab's ear flaps. 020 2
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You haunt him and I'll haunt the wife. Division of labor. We'll let CPS handle the kids. 010 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It's a vicious, deadly cycle of corruption, weakness and greed. 010 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That we have no politicians who can stop this madness shows you how weak & broken Trump has made America. 151 5
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 14/10/2026We don't deserve good boys like this. We aren't worthy. 0190 19
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 13/10/2026When I get Novocaine from dental work on my upper teeth my eyes look like that for a few minutes and the dentist just laughs and laughs. (for real). But the rest of my face (including my eyebrows and mouth). 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Simon Phillips...because he made The Who sound like The Who again after Keith Moon. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The big insurance lobbyists will have something to say about this with their next billion dollar contribution to nothing. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026...don't me wrong, those corporate management companies are nothing more than parasites. But it's the actual HOA boards comprised of homeowners who sneak around measuring grass height, trash can colors and taking names that are the real villians. 030 3
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026In Las Vegas most homes (80%) are in an HOA. We've gone through several corporate management companies since living in our home, but the actual Board is comprised of Mafia wannabee homeowners or clueless no-life nutbags who think they are running for national political office. They are the monsters. 150 5
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here in Las Vegas approx 80% of all homes are in an HOA. It's a racket. In Nevada they are barely regulated. We have very little choice unless we choose to live in a dodgy inner city area or an apartment. We're trapped, but we work here and have no choice. 190 9
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Boys Are Back in Town -Thin Lizzy www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEz9...youtube.comTHE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN 📀 Thin Lizzy 4K {Stereo} 1976 Single VersionYouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine 191 9
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026To be honest, I'd trust the guy on the right with my purse before I'd trust that freak on the left. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Because how else will you know what's crawling around outside. 1273 27
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026DHS gonna be mad when the worst thing the they find are generic tampons from Costco. And maybe some weird yogurt flavors in her fridge. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He looks fierce, for sure, but I bet he giggles until he gets hiccups when you blow raspberries on his belly. 000 0
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So much for his debut gig at the Laugh Factory. 010 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I always take my cart back. I'm already going to hell for other stuff, I don't need to add another felony charge to my rap sheet. 110 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 10/10/2026And then they still poop on your windshield. It's magic. 010 1
normal person @normal-person.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Love it! Weed sucked back then and this was required listening. Good times. 120 2
