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norcaljeff.bsky.social

@norcaljeff.bsky.social
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Retired underachiever, longtime Dem and N. Calif. resident, crusty but loveable (I'm told), trying desperately to remain positive in spite of the current state of the USofA, love a good, slightly off-color joke, think I'd be a real asset for your company.

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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hoping for a lot of blood. That'll fire up the maga minions. 😆
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
tRump gets a lollipop after every visit(probably ORANGE).
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
tRump gets a lollipop after every visit(probably ORANGE).
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Doesn't seem like enough space for the elephants, clowns on bikes, trapeze artists, and multiple jugglers. Oh........wait......that's right.....it's just a "one ring" CIRCUS. Borrrring.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So tiny johnson, if we don't need Congress to get in trumps way, then it follows that we don't need a Speaker either. Why don't you stay home and watch reruns of The Apprentice.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
So are they !!!!!!!!
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Grand Theft cellular.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Me thinks Sean Duffy fancies himself as President in the future. I would expect more of this "on camera" Hollyweird stuff going forward. 😬😂😱
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ancient Orange doesn't remember what he said five minutes ago let alone earlier the same day. Brain cells......buh, bye.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
He reads like the definitive "low IQ" individual. Wonder if the members of his church have seen this X-rated outburst ???
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hey, give him a break. He managed to find his office this morning......and his chair.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm thinking this occurrence maybe doesn't pass the smell-test.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I hear the grand jury in question, all wear red hats when they convene. They call it a fashion statement.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
They both have those F-YOU smiles all the time. Sickening.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump as "guest of honor". What a gigantic orange oxymoron. 😂😂😂
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I've seen that look before......many times in fact. I was in a college fraternity.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I've seen that look before......many times in fact. I was in a college fraternity.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And the bonus here is, in two weeks we get to do this all over again. You know Trump is hoping for a return engagement.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So......sounds like we're gonna be best-buddies with Iran now. Must admit, I did not see that coming. What's next......Trump Tower-Hormuz Island ???.....opening spring 2029.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How much "Market Money" will Trump cronies and the Trump crime family make tomorrow ????? 💲💲💲
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We've got the tools in our toolkit ????? Why, yes you do, You're all a bunch of "tools". Cabinet meetings are like a hardware convention.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A perfect metaphor for Trump's brain. A pound of ground beef. 😁😁😁
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Biggest long-term consequence ? Ancient Orange pilfering $$ from any and everywhere in the budget, to fund the military. But the war will probably be over in 2 to 3 weeks....about the same time we get Trump's healthcare plan. I remain skeptical.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump needs more ball room.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey......maybe next time they'll land on his property, pick him up, and give him a joy ride. Obviously, no harm....no foul. It's only a 35-million-dollar piece of military equipment that taxpayers bought. The Maga hypocrisy continues to be deafening.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Uh-oh. This disgusting example of Trump entitlement was gonna be finished by 2031. Now it's gonna be delayed. 😢
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Fairbanks for me.....before the pipeline...way back in the 50's. A big round of applause for the folks in Barrow and all over the 49th state who know we can do a lot better in DC. Hang in there....warmer days are ahead. 😍😊😎
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What a terrific investment. Brand new dollar bills with Trump's signature making them worth about 38 cents.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump voting by mail is not the biggest issue. The fact that he's been "mailin it in" pretty-much since he took office.....that's the real problem.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If the war has been won Donny, then by all means, catch a ride on an oil tanker thru the Strait of Hormuz. Bon Voyage !!!!
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Fetterman sure picked a helluva time to become a Republican. What's that guy thinking ? Or is he ?
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I think many of the non "till death do us part" Trumpers may have finally had enough and are headed for the lifeboats. Also, unscientific.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And Operation Epic Cluster-F_ _ k continues to be a rousing success on all fronts.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's an extension of the age-old proverb, fool me once, fool me twice, "fool me thrice....I'm an idiot". Hopefully she's escaped the cult completely.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
His intelligence is extremely.....brief.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Trump and intelligence briefings.....now there's an oxymoron.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hegseth "loves the smell of napalm in the morning".
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hegseth "loves the smell of napalm in the morning".
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hegseth "loves the smell of napalm in the morning".
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hegseth loves the smell of napalm in the morning. 👿👿👿
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Well for starters, a host of other countries would still trust us on the world stage. We should be able to reclaim that trust.......in about 50 years.
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Let's all root for the resident golf course gators. 🐊🐊🐊
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Let's all root for the resident golf course gators. 🐊🐊🐊
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Let's all root for the resident golf course gators. 🐊🐊🐊
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not to worry. Team Trump is reportedly saying the Prez will have a half-dozen off shore oil drilling platforms built and up and running in 30 to 45 days. I remain skeptical. 🤣🤣🤣
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not to worry. Team Trump is reportedly saying the Prez will have a half-dozen off shore oil drilling platforms built and up and running in 30 to 45 days. I remain skeptical. 🤣🤣🤣
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Trump certainly doesn't want the people. He doesn't give a rip about the Cuban people. He just wants the island. Can you say coastal luxury resort(s) ???
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Graham needs to liberate his nose from Trump's derriere. 💩
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Graham needs to liberate his nose from Trump's derriere. 💩
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norcaljeff.bsky.social @norcaljeff.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'll bet he wins the senior division club championship again this weekend. It'll be his 54th club championship in the last 11 years. Hard to believe since they only hold that event once a year.
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