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The worlds dumbest astrophysicist

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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you, specifically, should pay 100% of the federal tax burden
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh sorry, that’s my mom’s chair, she’s always forgetting it places, what with the dementia and all
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lmao
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This reminds me of the early Facebook days when employees would read user’s DMs to each other for fun
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s basically the IT department for the other services, so if that fits your skillset you probably could get on
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you can just have a weird hallway with a U-bend in it for no reason, it’s not that hard
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m hungry I’m tired
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For sure! The pads probably just need to be clicked in towards the rotor a notch, depending on the brakes you might not even need a hex key to do it
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, those cheap cable brakes are what I’m talking about. They’re underpowered and require more finicky adjustment than most people expect. A pair of disc pads should last you well over 1000 miles; if you want to send me a picture of them, I can tell you what you should do.
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a lot of lower priced e-bikes come with absolute dogshit brakes, it’s actually kind of a problem. If you can float about $200-300 your local bike shop should be able to install some basic hydraulic disk brakes that will make a world of difference
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another brilliant plan from the “actually, it’s gay to have sex with women” crowd
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No it doesn’t, fuck you
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something good happening would be sooooo nice
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We have to pay for our own coffee in the break room at NASA :(((
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You at tortured straight into a wall for a shockingly short, violent period of time for not providing her with a Birkin bag
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
every time she shows up I hate that I have to confront the fact that she is exactly the kind of woman that I would absolutely let destroy me over and over again
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look man, what exactly would make you happy here?
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nobody did? its just a bunch of socialists talking to other socialists about being socialist, I’m not sure why that concept upsets you so much. It’s not meant to set an actionable political agenda or create a cogent platform, it’s just people getting together to talk about something they care about
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'd strongly disagree, both sides use obfuscating language, dunking on right wingers exposes the underlying bigotry that might not be obvious to the layperson. Right wing dunking on the left has to focus on the language, because the underlying message is that all people should be valued
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thats my point though, haymarket is a tiny publisher of books that, with some exceptions, sell maybe a couple hundred copies, a conference they put on is meant to speak to committed socialists, not the wider public; the people speaking shouldn’t have to act like they are socialism’s PR flacks
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What makes it so some random 26 year old left academic saying something to an intended audience of like three dozen other academics can get amplified into enduring mainstream controversy, but actual right powerholders saying heinous shit always gets swept under the rug and forgotten
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As someone who works out every single day: she's fucking right you dumbasses. Socialism is about recognizing the inherent value of all humans and fascism is about separating people based on a mythical standard into the worthy and unworthy. Stop getting mad at grad students being grad students
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
-me standing in front of the drink case at 7-11 in 2009
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
”oh congratulations! Who’s the father?” *frantically looks around the beach, also theres an earthquake happening*
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man, in what world is the clear creek route even an 8 hour climb? Last time I went up hotlum-bolum we did it in under five and one of us was tripping balls on mushroom chocolate the whole time
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Its insane how bad she fucked it all up; she could‘ve have a lifetime sinecure as a hot girl on the left, probably even could have kept much of the alt-edge like the cumtown alums, but instead she chose to blow it all up to go hang with Alex jones and the right for ??????
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaoooo
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That’s rad!!
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How’s your progression going?
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One thing I really appreciate about Skyrim/ES is that they make skeletons exactly as powerful as they should be. They’re just a bunch of old crusty bones! Of course they should go down in one hit!
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ah, hello old friend, I feel like it’s been years
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah so she only *aided* in the genocide, got it, that’s much better
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Think of how pink they’d be after a good bath!
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s somewhat of a softer ban than “San Fran”/“Frisco,” but still not something we usually say. To my ear, it sounds more dated, like it’s from the 80s, than cringey
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Life is a Harold
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just can’t ever wrap my head around how posting something like this would be a career ending scandal for any other politician, but the media just shrugs and moves on for Trump
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
honestly she loved it; imagine Mrs frizzle approaching retirement age, complete with half-moon glasses and retainer chain; who reveled in the kinds literature she could get away with sharing to a bunch of horny high school nerds because it was an AP class, I can still see her side eye and smirk
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I learned that from his aunt, who was my high school AP English teacher! I still think of her every time I see one of those units. (I hope you’re still alive and doing well Mrs Vosovic, you were my all time favorite grade school teacher)
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just commenting to say that the new username rules, lol
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You didn’t make a joke dumbass, you just repeated someone else’s joke by shoving ai slop in our faces without even crediting the original person who made the joke
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck ai and fuck you
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know a couple former professional athletes and many more guys who wish they had been pros get super insanely into it, which confirmed both that it’s not a real sport, it just gives the illusion of athleticism to people on the downside of 40, and that I absolutely want nothing to do with it
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What’s the line about how if I owe you a hundred bucks that’s my problem, but if I owe you a million that‘s *your* problem, something something?
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They’re face cushions for VR goggles; the pocket thing at the bottom is the nose cutout. I can’t imagine anyone actually buying them, I think they just post them because they’re vaguely sexual looking and cause people to click on the ads
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jimmy Carter had a degree in physics, Ford was legitimately a dumbass. Clinton I’d argue is extremely smart, just an evil piece of shit
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Physicist here; "exploded" isn't really the right word, since the universe itself was expanding at the same rate that pure energy was condensing into matter. We don't know *yet* what caused/preceded it, but a lot of how our universe is structured and how matter behaves only makes sense if it did
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dril: who cares. Pick up a foot ball
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
its a side note, but it’s pretty hilarious how little engagement the FP gets here, its even worse than the terrible WP podcast; virtually all their posts have exactly zero likes, comments or quotes, nobody even wants to get mad or make fun of them
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What is it about being a small business owner/tyrant that breaks your brain in this very specific way, where somehow you think this looks acceptable?
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noradical.bsky.social @noradical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
my instagram ads also dramatically changed recently from mostly benign or apolitical to now where every other ad is for some right wing book/podcast or Israel, it makes me wonder if some new funding source got shifted or came online ahead of the midterms
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