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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
dunno just looks like a bleeding gum
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
p.s. when i say "not real issues" what i mean is that obviously racism is a real issue but whatever these chodes are angry about is not a real issue.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
and when non issues occupy the space so much with their vapidness, then there is no room to have actual conversations, normal conversations. we could analyze and talk how we feel about so many things and instead it is this now.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
i am annoyed for so many reasons. i'm annoyed because it's causing grief to people who are working on this game. they don't deserve that. i am annoyed that it is making online board game spaces hostile. and i'm also annoyed because these are not real issues.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
and plate? the other piece is plate, right?
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
oh fucking fuck, there are legitimate reasons to critique kickstarters but racism isn't one of them, fuck the fuck off imagine being so inbred that you lose your marbles after seeing a black person in a board game woooooow
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 19h
if that is a mouth, then either one of their teeth is bleeding, or they ate a bit of plate with the steak
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 30/09/2026
No I think you're on to something
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 30/09/2026
steak. the blue horseshoe thing is water, being applied to the red steak (house) on the plate (white circle). the figure at top left is the angry waiter who does not like this.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 29/09/2026
Frames from Fellowship of the Ring where Pippin asks about second breakfast but instead the caption reads "we had $100 board games. What about $500 dollar board games?
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 29/09/2026
This month's die jest is gonna be so stacked - just wall to wall board games.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 29/09/2026
Especially condolences to everyone who disabled access to Gemini in their Google setting and found out today that if they asked their watch to make notes or set reminders - the watch would confidently tell them that it did those things without having done any of the things.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 29/09/2026
Condolences to all the pixel watch users who woke up and found out they are forced to use Gemini now.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 28/09/2026
Predictably, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma was one heck of a movie. So rich and generous, so in love with creating things despite fully acknowledging the dangers.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah I don't see this problem with Sidereal Confluence.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 27/09/2026
Shirt game on point!
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 27/09/2026
I don't notice my schnauzer being stubborn. I own a Jack Russell
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Someone should make a Donkey Kong spin off called Kinky Kong. Nintendo lets talk.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Do your ears burn when you play a euro game? Am I alone in this? Is my processor overheating?
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Looks very wisdomous!
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry but Worset is just a county in England
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Going to work on a Saturday just to read a rulebook, please help
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Ah yes, potato pie
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 26/09/2026
Happy National Schnauzer Day
A very snuggly mini schnauzer on a sofa
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
Weird to accidentally overhear yourself described as "in his videos he jokes about having his own toilet." It's not technically untrue but hardly a defining feature :/
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
When you left the cinema, it was you that were the phantom menaces all along
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
Right, but what if they don't? Most didn't. I literally bought a book cause it looked cool and at home found out it was "researched with Claude."
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
Taking a punt never felt like an easy option
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
One of the banes of conventions this year was wandering over to a booth and being "this looks cool but I don't know this company or it's values and I need to go back to the hotel and do research."
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
Ha ha, yes
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 25/09/2026
Out the door, right now.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 24/09/2026
Omg Jeremy Corbyn looks so hot now
A picture of Jarvis Cocker
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 24/09/2026
And I'm not talking about the A/B testing, but just the whole environment where sometimes the title and/or thumbnail has to be changed because we didn't divine the mood of the algorithm that week.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah very much don't shoot the messenger type of situation. It's annoying that we have to comply to a system that is designed in a way that forces us to play this game but the alternative is to not eat.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 24/09/2026
Well well well.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
That *is* a serious response, well done!
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
(in my defense, you did say that you will take this seriously but nowhere did it say that I have to take this seriously)
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
A full length bildungsroman in the style of 50s spontaneous prose
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
And I am the only person who played this with a completely sloshed [redacted]. It was an experience.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
First time I used it was for the Arcs video. Couldn't stomach learning so many lines. I think I've gotten much better since. You can definitely spot in that video that I'm still learning.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
Teleprompters are not particularly expensive and very effective. There's stigma associated with using them but as a convert I maintain that they're a skill and a craft and make the annoying part into something creative.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
Two months from "I stand with the people" to "I stand with the oil in Saudi Arabia"
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
I think it's really funny how quickly this face has become synonymous with disappointment
It's Andy Burnham. The headline is: Britain to provide defensive military support to Saudi Arabia against Houthis, says PM
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
today i dug into a campaign game (no, not that one, that one is on Sunday) and also got into a Luton van and carted around some big tables. tomorrow I'm gonna fasten some bolts, work on a script and read a rulebook. day after we have some people come over for games. AT WORK.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 23/09/2026
really excited about work. been excited for work non stop for weeks now. just get up in the morning and go "cool, gonna go to work, i am jazzed about that." sometimes work doesn't turn out great. and that's okay. i wake up the next day and get excited again. i don't think i ever felt like this.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 22/09/2026
It's important to get these things right. Otherwise people will have no idea what you're talking about.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 22/09/2026
Quickly open a deliveroo store at your home address and order?
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 22/09/2026
What's a tableau builder? Do you mean Turbo CBTB?
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 21/09/2026
On a daily basis.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 21/09/2026
I wish we had poutine here.
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