Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Got a new fridge and I haven’t felt alive like this in half a decade. Electric adult purchase 110
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 15/07/2026All-Star, any game, a damn concert or monster truck rally, I do not care. Opposing fans and players should always be booed in your stadium. Every single time. 020
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Lmao alright Cole if you’re giving up bombs to Masataka Yoshida it’s time to hang it up 100
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 27/06/2026We might know a college sports apparel company that might be interested in a partnership 020
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Hi penny! We are at the mall of America now and my kids are loving it. Let your dad know that chaperones ride for free and he should actually be paying you to go on the rides so his old man tummy doesn’t get sick. Also crayola experience is awesome. 020
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Not sure how this doesn’t have Godfrey’s cranky ass written all over it 040
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Tribalism is problematic and gross except for in sports it's the most romantic thing in all of existence 030
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I could be drunk but that was beautiful and these aren’t tears 000
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The Mendoza Line for QB completion percentage is the divorce rate 000
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Edmonton Oh Canada will get me every single time until I die 030
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 23/04/2025The Red Sox lost to quite possibly the worst baseball team ever the Chicago White Sox. I will spend my time criticizing the Red Sox for not beating them. I will not talk about how the White Sox should be better so as to lessen my embarrassment. This is extremely normal. 020
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I didn’t have anything nice to say??? Sorry I’ll be meaner I guess 000
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Playoff hockey sucks shit when it’s my team and they aren’t winning and I just want to thank Thomas Hertl 110
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS CARNELL JOHNSON TIME (content nonetheless) 010
Matt @nopitstops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025My middle school team has better than infosec than the Secretary of mf Defense lollmaogonnakmswhatarewedoingherehahajajaja 010