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Jessie

@nopantsknitter.bsky.social
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NSFW Hates pants, loves coffee. NYC is home. Crafter and nail polish enthusiast with a forever messy coffee table. Trans and Black Lives Matter. Period. They/Them Support my yarn habit: Cashapp: cash.app/$jessieknits Venmo: venmo.com/u/jessieknits

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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you miss me? 🫣 I don't know why I started a mesh top as fall starts... 🫠
A photo of my naked lap. Mug of coffee in my right hand and a black mesh knitting project on my left thigh.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Babies first watercolor. 🌫️
A photo of a watercolor piece in a sketchbook depicting a sunset with a silhouette of a woman in a jacket and hat.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Relatable content.
A photo of a broken bed with a sign that says "dirty and broken"
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How it's feeling today.
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Homer Simpson's Monkey Brain
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Happy Sunday loves 🥰. Moved the frame over for the next panel! Currently at 0.46% 😂💀. But I got across the first panel in about a month. So maybe I can work on a different one each month. It's a rainy day here, so hoping to get another section done.
A photo of my naked lap with my cross stitch project and mug of coffee in foreground.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Officially in jet lag recovery mode. 🥴
A photo of my naked lap. Cross stitch project and large Dunkin iced coffee in frame.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A *slightly* nicer view for stitching than my living room.
A photo of my lap with a cross stitch project on a balcony in Hawaii
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's that time of the week again. Happy #scs from this stitchy bitch.
A photo of my naked lap. Cross stitch project and mug of coffee in the foreground.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My grumps, my grumps, my moody lady grumps.
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Upset Woman Whining
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Already on my second mug of coffee this morning. (Yay waking up early on my day off 😑😑). Hope all you beauties have a gorgeous day. 💕 Hoping to reach the middle of the first panel on this this weekend.
A photo of my naked lap with my cross stitch project and mug of coffee in the foreground.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A little update for those interested. (And sorry there's no dick in the background for those who aren't 😝). I did finish the Pokémon page as expected, and started the new project I've been so excited about. Damn tendinitis causing me to slow down though. 🤬
A photo of the completed page from my Pokemon cross stitch project. A photo of my new cross stitch project with an image of the final piece overlaid.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thinking about pizza.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Will have this page finished today!! Though tbh I don't like the red outline they gave jugglypuff and will probably take that out. Not sure what to replace it with just yet. 🤔 We have been watching Buffy again, so got a new needle minder. @buffyfanboy.bsky.social would approve I think. 🥰
A photo of my naked lap with my Pokemon cross stitch project and mug of coffee.A close up of my needle minder that is an etch a sketch that says "Buffy will patrol tonight". My dick is in the background.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woke up earlier than I wanted to, but more time for stitching and coffee is never a bad thing. Plans for later is a major unpacking session, so extra enjoying the down time this morning.
A photo of my naked lap with my pokemon cross stitch project and a mug of coffee in the foreground.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I know I just posted yesterday, but I made progress and it's #scs. Also there is proof I unpacked something in the background. Celebrating the little wins over here. 😅
A photo of my naked lap. Pokemon cross stitch project and a mug of coffee in the foreground.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Celebrating #fcf with the first photo our new apartment (which is still a disaster, but coming along). Planning to reward myself with a new project when I'm done unpacking as motivation. Because of course I need another one. 😅 Hope the day treats you all well. 💕
A photo of my naked lap with a pokemon cross stitch project as the main focus.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Welcome to my current autism. Also, yes I had an alcohol.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What's the opinion on matching underwear to scrubs?! 🤔
A photo in a bathroom mirror of my underwear and scrubs both being magenta. A photo in a bathroom mirror of my underwear and scrubs both being lavender.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The apartment is chaos and mostly in boxes, but trying to make time for myself still. (Also being on jury duty this week has been extra draining 😩). But it's spring, so back on my cross stitch bullshit! Hope all you loves are having a great Saturday! 💕
A photo of my naked lap. A pokemon cross stitch project on my left thigh and a mug of "koffee" in my right hand.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Prinplup is judging me hard for how our island looks dilapidated in comparison to some of yalls. 😅😰 (I promised them I'd do better after everyone stops demanding things)
A photo of my naked lap. Switch controllers in my left hand. Switch displaying my Pokopia character and Prinplup on the screen and a mug of coffee on a tray table.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Okay, how many of each item are we hoarding? I always have a fear of not getting enough of limited time things. But, this event has not felt at all like the grind AC was for such a small number of resources. I have so many spores!
A photo of my Pokopia character standing in front of Hoppip at the register in the Pokemon Center on a Switch console
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We were just approved for a new apartment that's almost twice the size of our current place! Cannot wait to live less cramped and be able to take better photos. Now to start the packing plans.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Is it possible for a game to be too cute?! I really need to get my creative juices flowing though bc my area is still such a mess.
A photo of my naked lap. Switch on my left thigh playing Pokemon Pokopia and a mug of coffee in my right hand.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Pokopia is going to make me get a Switch 2.... And I thought I was gonna last until Winds/Waves came out. 🫠🫠
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Spent quite a while resetting for a calm squirtle, so not as far in as I'd like. But on my way to Mt. Moon and hoping to snag a nidoran(m) on the way with their 1% chance ass.
A photo of my naked lap, switch console on left thigh with my pokemon party on screen and a mug of coffee in my right hand. The mug is Pokemon themed and says koffee
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Are you babes getting FireRed or LeafGreen? I can't decide.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What a rough couple of weeks. Pneumonia and MiL passing. Running on 4 hours of sleep at work after the flight home was so delayed. Looking forward to FCF tomorrow for sure and things to get back to normal. 🫠
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This movie is my all time favorite. I've seen it well over 100 times and can quote the whole thing. Catherine O'Hara then James Van Der Beek, is setting us up for another of those big years like 2016 and 2009 were I feel. 😭
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Idk about these new underwear, the all day wedgie is a bit distracting. But makes for an interesting #humpday I suppose. 😝
A photo of my butt in purple briefs in the mirror.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hope all of my phone boyfriends are having a lovely weekend. I've definitely come down with a bit of something. So, gonna try and cut the chore list down a bit.
A top down view of my dick with my coffee table in the background. Knitting, kobo book, coffee, candle, and pen on table.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
And I succeeded! Here are the books I read in January for any interested. (With date finished and rating out of 5.) I hope I can keep this momentum for February. 🫠
A photo from my journal with the book covers and ratings for the books I read in January.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Work week is done! I wonder if I can fit in one more book before February starts. 🤔
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Looking forward to seeing this bitch for a third time!
A screenshot of my Qveen Herby tour tickets
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
My only plans on this snow day are to clean out the underwear drawer later. Until then, this. Stay warm babes. 💕
A photo of my naked lap, coffee mug in my right hand and knitting project on my left thigh.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Trying to see something. 🤔
A photo of my naked lap with a semi erect penis.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tell your pet's name in a gif.
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a man in a spider man costume is making a funny face .
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A little double feature for you on this #fcf, and an update on how the 1970s horror movie day with @myaltkeys.bsky.social went.
A photo from above of two naked laps.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Pre 1970's horror movie with @myaltkeys.bsky.social
A photo if mine and myaltkeys laps when we started a horror movie.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Shocked to find they are still making these. Shall I make the theme of my journal this year 90's nostalgia disassociation? Millennial inner child about to be chillin like a villain.
A photo of my journal with a pack of Lisa Frank stickers. My knitting project on my legs.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Cold and grey outside, blindingly bright and obnoxious inside. The plant corner is basically a tanning booth at this point. 😅 Desperately hoping our next apartment has a better layout I can utilize for my plants. Just a few more inches left on the body of this sweater though!
A more zoomed out photo of my naked lap. Coffee in my right hand, knitting project on left thigh. Houseplants and grow lights in the background.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Downloaded Bumble BFF again, let's see how this turns out. 🥴
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This #fcf is featuring the excellent sugaring handy work of @jaysugars.bsky.social. I will never get tired of how soft and smooth everything is afterwards. (Clearly enjoying myself there 😝)
A photo of my naked lap with knitting project on my left thigh and erect cock.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Somehow I've read 9 books in a month...
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Are we still doing the 2016 vs 2026 thing? If we are, I dug something up...
A bathroom mirror selfie of me in 2016.A bathroom mirror selfie of me in 2026.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I might have made a few purchases. Continuing to let this be my personality.
A photo of me in the bathroom mirror. In a shirt that says "get in loser, we're going to the cottage" with a photo from heated rivalry and my underwear.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My husband has informed me that he did not practice smiling when he was a kid. And once again having an autistic revelation.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Trying to get a decent photo of this sweater is awkward, but she's coming along! I've been in sick limbo for days now, so very much looking forward to a lowkey day off work. How are my babes holding up? Might watch Heated Rivalry again in solidarity with the UK getting it finally. 🤔
A photo of my naked lap with my colorwork sweater  knitting on my left thigh and a mug of coffee in my right hand.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Happy 12th wedding anniversary to my silly little husband!! Looking forward to many more years of laughing and comfort! 💕💕
A photo of my husband shoving a champagne flute into his mouth while holding another with mimosa in the other hand. A photo of my husband and I at the highlands of ScotlandA photo of my husband and I out on the streets. A photo of my husband and I at the nude beach.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Still fully disassociating in the Heated Rivalry universe and I won't apologize for it. The sweater is coming along though! Hope your new year is off to a good start my babes (world bullshit aside).
A photo of my naked lap. Mug of coffee in my right hand. Sweater knitting project on my left thigh.
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Jessie @nopantsknitter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Very few things are as good as getting to start a new planner/journal. It's also the first year I've made an *aspirations* list. I've never liked the word or idea of resolutions. I don't need to attach guilt to goals.
A photo of my planner open in my journal page for January 1. My fountain pen laid across the page and my ereader next to it displaying the long game.
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