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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A CHAMPION IS CROWNED Congratulations to your 2026 Wolves Things Bracket champion "they're all bad defenders" In the end no one in this bracket could defend him either

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Championship is upon us, can "They're all bad defenders" cap off their historic run of dominance?

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

On to the Elite 8 “They’re all bad defenders” continues its dominant run

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Round 1 is in the books and we are on to Round 2 #WolvesThings2026

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What better way to kick off Wolves Media Day The Wolves Things Bracket is back again, and as always it's a stacked field Round 1 voting begins tomorrow

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pantie Nation it's almost time for the Wolves Things Bracket, what do you want to see in the field of 64 this year?

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! NEW JERSEYS ON SALE 9/1! WE REVEAL JERSEY AND PLAYER OPTIONS ONLINE AND AT THE TEAM STORE! BONES HYLAND JERSEYS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT LAUNCH!!! WE DISCUSS KUMINGA! LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • NEW OWNERSHIP • OLIVIA MILES MVP • THE MARK/MARC DRAFT (EXPLOSIVE MARK TWAIN VS MARK HAMILL DEBATE) LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! FINALLY! LEBRON MADE THE WRONG DECISION (LOSER) OLIVIA MILES MVP WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD SPIDER MAN IDK MAN IT WAS A DISASTER OF AN EPISODE LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! LEBRONISODE linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! LAMELOOOOOOOOOO LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you gave us a 33 million dollar trade exception

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BAS•TÁR•DIZER @antsman41.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"I'm so happy [the Wolves] are moving away from navy, what a British person of a color." - @nopantscrunch.bsky.social

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW OLIVIA MILES SUPREMACY THE REBRAND THE WOLVES JERSEY DRAFT LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

NEW EPISODE WITH KYLE THEIGE OUT NOW • A REFERENDUM ON TIM CONNELLY • LITIGATING @tornadojally.bsky.social TWEETS • MANDALORIAN & GROGU REVIEW • WHO WON PRE-SEASON OVER/UNDERS? linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Two Words: Wolves Pod @twowordspod.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

🐺 Two Words: Wolves Pod 🐺 @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social joins the show to eulogize the Timberwolves season → Successful season? 🤷 → Finch's performance 🐦 → No more goosebumps 😬 → Offseason trades 🔁 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... ✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/3oDQ...

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The Timberwolves Season Postmortem with Brandon Beck

Podcast Episode · Two Words: Wolves Pod · May 20 · 1h 14m

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTY NATIONS AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Ajlark25 @ajlark25.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Best episode yet. I love a good shooting a broken legged horse joke

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! GAME 4 REACTIONS TO ELBOWTOTHROATGATE! WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA ANTHONY EDWARDS IS GOOD! NAZ REID: GOOD PLAYOFFS! LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Greggory @greggtmasterson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I made it onto THE basketball podcast in Minnesota

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

SPURS FAN POV WITH @greggtmasterson.bsky.social OUT NOW • GOALTENDGATE LITIGATION • DIOGENES THE CYNIC TALK • WOLVES ON THE RECEIVING END GENTLEMEN’S SWEEP OPPOSITELY WATCH? (WE DISAGREE) LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

INSTANT REACTION TO GAME 1 OUT NOW! - GOALTENDINGGATE - ANT IS A VILTRUMITE - PLAYER BY PLAYER REACTIONS LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX! VICLOMBARDIGATE/CWNP CIVIL WAR DISCUSSION LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6 WITH @BADANGLEBBALL ONLY RELEVANT FOR 20 MINUTES linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My name is Brandon Beck. I'm the co-host of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social I'm speaking to you from the command center on Level Eight. We are, at this moment, in control of the series.

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Hitting the Hardwood @hittingthehardwood.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

New The Missing Wolves! 🐺🏀 @adukemn.bsky.social is joined by the @nopantscrunch.bsky.social crew to talk the Wolves’ Game 3 win. They discuss Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert’s defensive masterclass, Nikola Jokic's struggles, & Anthony Edwards leaving early! 🔊➡️ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

WOW! KATY WINGE JOINS THE POD! WE DISCUSS: • MINNESOTA SLANG • THE NUGGETS BEING GOOD • DO WOLVES FANS HAVE ANY REASON TO BELIEVE? LISTEN: open.spotify.com/show/4EdyekS...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • KG’S BACK • WILL ANT, JADEN, AND NAZ HOLD UP IN THE PLAYOFFS? • BURGERS LISTEN: open.spotify.com/episode/1hNG...

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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

🚨KG IS BACK AND SO IS JAKE🚨 The Naz Reid Game committee is excited to announce our official @jakesgraphs.bsky.social Naz Reid Game collab An honorary Naz Reid Game will be awarded to everyone who buys one Link below ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW • TIMBERWOLVES REGULAR SEASON PURGATORY • WNBA FREE AGENCY • THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD MOVIES COMING OUT IN 2026 LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! • WE’VE LOST INTEREST IN THE REGULAR SEASON • WE LOVE AYO DOSUNMU • WE’RE GIVING AWAY TICKETS TO KG’S RETURN GAME ON INSTAGRAM LISTEN: open.spotify.com/episode/0YXK...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

TWO NEW EPISODES ARE IN YOUR FEEDS THE NEW WNBA CBA AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR THE LYNX (WITH @adukemn.bsky.social) THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT SCOTT FOSTER (WITH @adukemn.bsky.social) BOTH ARE OUT NOW LISTEN: open.spotify.com/show/4EdyekS...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

A lot is happening with the Timberwolves! So here's an episode where we draft a starting five comprised of characters from Game of Thrones in honor of A Knight of the Seven Kings and Season 3 of House of the Dragon LISTEN: open.spotify.com/show/4EdyekS...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This is a link to listen to the new episode of Crunch Wears No Pants: open.spotify.com/show/4EdyekS... The vibes are not great!

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Two Words: Wolves Pod @twowordspod.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

🐺 Two Words: Wolves Pod 🐺 @brandonbeck4.bsky.social of @nopantscrunch.bsky.social joins the show to discuss Thursday's Wolves win over the Raptors → 5 in a row! 5⃣ → Ayo Dosunmu's "Naz Reid" game 🔥 → Slo-Mo is back! ⌛️ 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/5... ✳️ open.spotify.com/episode/2dYR...

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5 Wins in a Row + An Ayo Dosunmu Showcase with Brandon Beck

Podcast Episode · Two Words: Wolves Pod · March 6 · 1h 4m

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

NEW EPISODE WITH DANE MOORE OUT NOW • ESPNGATE • the hierarchy of the bench mob • what’s the best version of the Timberwolves in the playoffs? LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

We just discovered that each one of us independently chose a different starter Pokemon for the Leaf Green/Fire Red release today, and stuff like that is why the show works

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Big Baller Brandon @brandonbeck4.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I hope it’s Chris Finch

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

THIS IS NOT THE KYLE ANDERSON EPISODE WE JUST FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THE EPISODE WE RECORDED YESTERDAY • YELLING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT JULIUS RANDLE • RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE • AYO WHAT’S GOIN ON? • JADEN MCDANIELS WE LOVE YOU LISTEN: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

We have received a five minute voice memo from *someone* that we will be reacting to on a Kyle Anderson emergency pod TONIGHT

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CrunchWearsNoPants @nopantscrunch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW FEATURING CHELANGA LANGASON CHELANGA UNLEASHES HIS BACKLOG OF TAKES ALL STAR STUFF ANT TO ATLANTA STUFF BONES HYLAND AND AYO DOSUNMU STUFF THE GREEN GUYS DRAFT 2.0 LISTEN HERE: linktr.ee/CRUNCHWEARSN...

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