Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Actually, to be fair, why should I care? Needing an extra spleen is pretty tame all things considered with everything that goes on here. Just go grab one off of some dead body next time we do a pit stop for this bus. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Uh, no. I'm just, uh, you know... how should I put this... "a bit concerned". Because most people don't usually need extra spleens normally. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It isn't an addiction. Don't encourage me, either. 020
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Damnit... Hey, remind me next time if you see me on it for too long, or... something. 230
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Eh, fine. Been playing more Candy Crush because there's still not really much to do on this bus. Actually, wait... how long have I been playing this game? 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025...Does yours not work? Why don't you use that one, heh. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I... heh, I'm in my 50s, bud. I doubt anyone would want to watch that. Not that I would do it, anyway. Not unless I was much younger and down multiple glasses, heh... But I'm not, and I don't drink. So, no. Sorry, bud. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Um... excuse me? You want me to do... what, exactly? 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Uh huh... So, what? Shake a water bottle in you lot's faces and you'll run? Heh, funny to imagine, really. 030
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I, uh... don't exactly think that's a good reason to kill a person, little bud. 150
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Hey, would you look at that? Already hit 50 followers on this thing. Heh, I guess I've still got a bit of my fame. 1112
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Hey, sure you can. Helsing does it a lot with the big guy, heh. 060
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Hey, an order is an order, isn't it, bud? 170
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Never said it was. Still, unlucky. I haven't aged a bit. At least, that's what my partner used to tell me, heh. 140
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 10/04/2025// Decided to make one for Will. Yes, I know Centaur isn't a ZAYIN. However, counterpoint: Fuck you, there isn't really any that fit, but Centaur does because I could make a Minotaur E.G.O. or something. Also, no, I do not know how a CENSORED E.G.O. would work, especially without any actual censors. 171
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Heh, graying at 30? Can't imagine it. Unlucky, bud. 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Hey, computer. Can you help me with some Candy Crush again? Can't seem to beat these damn levels. 140
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Well, if I'm reading it correctly, you should, uh... definitely be worried. Good luck, bud. 160
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I, uh... don't think it's a good idea to eat people, bud. I know we've had nothing to do on this bus for a while, but I think there's better things to spend your time doing. 160
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025// Stop holding them. Let the urges free. 040
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Eh, fair enough. Don't worry about it, kid. And, heh, "life's too short"? You can tell me that again. You want to know a secret? I'm already in my 50s. People tell me I don't look like it, though. But, yeah, life's definitely shorter for me, I've already lived half of it, heh. 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025You have not seen the things I've seen, kid, heh. Shouldn't want to, either. Plus, I've had my fair share of headaches anyway. Though, part of that probably is just from having kids, I guess. Another is from being famous some time back. 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I'll give you this, kid. You're funny. You're not getting a rise out of me, though. 040
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025...Well, I certainly hope I have a choice. Would rather have free will than some fixed fate, heh. Can't treat everything like, uh... some recording you can't edit, you know? Or, at least something along those lines, maybe. 240
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Eh, sorry. Not mine. I'll pass it on to the next guy, don't worry. 140
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Oh~? Something that the Limbus Company might be interested in? Hm, maybe something will finally happen, heh. Might go tell Helsing. He'll finally have something to do other than... whatever he's been doing for the past few days. 150
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Hm... Maybe Helsing was right, it has been pretty dull lately. Nothing's really going on. Haven't received any letters after the first couple of batches. Got stuck on another level of Candy Crush. It's kind of odd that nothing too odd's been going on lately, funnily enough. 070
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Sure, bud. I've got the time. Just say what and I'll be over there. 130
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025...Listen, bud, I know it's hard to move on. Things change. A lot. I would know, heh... But you have to come to terms with it eventually. Otherwise, you'll probably end up stuck ruminating about everything by yourself. That doesn't sound great, does it? 000
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025You have us, though, don't you? Plus, you can find some hobbies. I'd be willing to teach you photography, if you want. Not hard to understand the basics of using a camera, heh... 100
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Well then go do something, bud. I've been using this free time to play some Candy Crush. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Hey, shouldn't nothing happening be a good thing? Relaxing for a while is nice. I've answered a few letters, taken a few photos, and caught up on a bit of sleep, personally. Would rather this than whatever is going on elsewhere in the City, heh. 020
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Hey, Theo, can you help me beat my high score in this Candy Crush level? I've gotten pretty close. Haven't beaten it, though. 110
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 07/04/2025...Eh, that tracks. Mind if I take a photo the next time you do it? I haven't had too much to photograph recently. 040
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 07/04/2025...Why are you capturing people, exactly? 010
Will Navidson @nonsumqualiseram.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I mean, sure, but who's the one behind the camera? Or in front of it as well? Film and photography can capture human emotion and immortalise it. The same thing goes for art and writing. 010