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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:
Rotting corpse, frozen stiff with its mouth sealed shut from too much peanut butter.
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Why is U.S. currency in the metric system?”
Norman Rockwell’s freedom of speech, but it’s Brian wearing his awesome hat.

Vincent: "Holy fucking shit! Brian's hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr. Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit, dude, nobody said shit."
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sorry, Bluesky, but manager says you have to watch this video before you clock in for your shift today. It’s the 80s, so he doesn’t really give a shit about labor laws.
youtu.be
McDonalds "Clean it" training video featuring a fake Michael Jackson
YouTube video by channelsamir
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The Southern Californian carpet walrus rests in her natural habitat and contemplates her next meal. #catsofbluesky
Bella, giant fat lard of a med haired tabby cat looks like she swallowed a volleyball.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Here's a 2013 throwback:
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
6:55 PM • 11/10/13
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/06/2025
Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
protesters surround federal detention center in Los Angeles
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
#HuskySinging “Let me sing you a song of my people.”
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